Here’s Tori Spelling experiencing a bikini FAIL while vacationing in Hawaii. I don’t really know who would want to look at Tori’s nipples, but then again I thought the same thing about Dolph Lundgren’s penis and five billion of you proved me wrong. I’m starting to think the robot’s aren’t going to have to work hard at their apocalypse provided they shoot nudie pictures out of their ray guns. — I just told them our weakness, didn’t I? Sonofabitch.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that reminded me I need new saucer plates.
Photos: Splash News
first papá
Gross
Id hit it
Everything about this woman creeps me out.
AHHHH
1st!!!!! Booobies!!! wonder how many operations she’s had– MOMMY XXX is on her 11th. love those babies ladies!!
euugghhh she’s sooo grooossssssss.
PLEASE! Her nipples are completely normal – they are not gigantic. Idiots.
Pardon me while I go poke out my eyes. And my mind’s eye.
Big nips are easier to suck.
Wow. It’s like a retarded unicorn or something. It should be great but it’s just disturbing. Donna Martin, you never looked weirder.
But that said, I’d still eat her ass.
Not too huge…but why are they pointing in different directions??????
what’s going on at the bottom of her bottoms in this shot?
The reflection on her right leg make it look like she has a droopy lip…
pa pa pa pa pepporonis!
ima tori spelling, looka ata mi pepporonis
WOW!
Talk about a botched tit job! And I thought the trannys in New Orleans had fucked up tits
She has googly eye nipples. It must b e hard to have crossed eyed nipples.
She looks DISGUSTINGLY thin.
The newer models of implants have chips in them that automatically dim the nipples when a viewer is approaching.
Her nipples are the same size as her big stupid sunglasses.
It’s her moms fault – the left nipple has disowned the right nipple.
*bleeching eyeballs now.*
She should accept her fate. Despite her famous dad, she’s never going to be an attractive actress. No matter what she does, everything ends up ugly: face, crazyboobs, anorexic body. At least she doesn’t have to worry about money. Oh wait…
she looks like she has a piece of balogna hanging out of her gant. and who the fuck wears IZOD anymore, anyway.
someone needs to tell her that the whole ‘anorexic’ look is sooo out.
pepperoni!!!
Nice going my Lord and creator!!!
its like putting leather seats in a Hugo….
#24. it’s LACOSTE.
ARGGGGGG!!!!! She looks like a drowned rat! WTF is wrong with these people?
#26
I LOVE PEPPERONI.
her nose is lopsided
#30
so, what the F do you want me to do?
I always thought this media whore looked like Aaron Spelling in drag. She’s a trainwreck.
yummo! does torri have her own reality show too? she and Mommy XXX should get together and have play dates… jus sayin
I think she looks great. She’s a cool person and I love her style.
ROugh=checking fishfem’s myspace…
“IZOD is most notable for its pairing with the Lacoste shirt company from 1952-1993, known simply as “IZOD Lacoste”. While the shirts were equally IZOD and Lacoste, they became abbreviated and popularized as “IZOD” shirts which leads to the common misconception that the famous “Crocodile” is the “IZOD” trademark.”
umm her abs are partially drawn on and he upper inner thighs are saggy…ewww.
umm her abs are partially drawn on and he upper inner thighs are saggy…ewww.
Anorexic mommy. Or is that mummy? Looks like a dead rotten horse.
Still Looks like a young female Elton John with big nipples and Fake tits….. I know hotter chicks from ethiopia.
The doctor that did her boobs mustve been cockeyed
I could be wrong, but I think that is the shadow caused from her suit not being pressed up against her fake chichis by her mammoth nipples creating a tent effect…not her actual nip disks.
The concentration-camp look is big this year, I hear. This girl can’t seem to get it right, going from one extreme (chunky but at least healthy-looking) to another. Unfortunately, she can change her body but not her face.
@12
you read my mind
I don’t know man. It still doesn’t make up for that face.
But that ARE nipples. We love nipples. But its Tori Spelling and there are nipples. I can’t not look away….
I’m so confused…..
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Good god woman, eat a few pizzas or something.
LOL at the Clorox advertisement playing next to the pictures. How suitable.
cute hair, great tits, nips don’t look too big. nice tight tummy. u guys are trippin!!!
#24 you must live in the middle of the country and have no sense of style. otherwise you would know lacoste is a cool brand.
#6 the competition for plastic surgery only begins with boob jobs.. TORRI vs. MOMMY XXX is on– no holds barred