Here’s Tori Spelling experiencing a bikini FAIL while vacationing in Hawaii. I don’t really know who would want to look at Tori’s nipples, but then again I thought the same thing about Dolph Lundgren’s penis and five billion of you proved me wrong. I’m starting to think the robot’s aren’t going to have to work hard at their apocalypse provided they shoot nudie pictures out of their ray guns. — I just told them our weakness, didn’t I? Sonofabitch.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that reminded me I need new saucer plates.
Photos: Splash News
seth | June 18, 2009 at 2:33 pm
first papá
Me | June 18, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Gross
mike | June 18, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Id hit it
Killah | June 18, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Everything about this woman creeps me out.
anonymous | June 18, 2009 at 2:35 pm
AHHHH
Merlin007 | June 18, 2009 at 2:37 pm
1st!!!!! Booobies!!! wonder how many operations she’s had– MOMMY XXX is on her 11th. love those babies ladies!!
shakeitout | June 18, 2009 at 2:38 pm
euugghhh she’s sooo grooossssssss.
Please | June 18, 2009 at 2:40 pm
PLEASE! Her nipples are completely normal – they are not gigantic. Idiots.
Judas Iscariot | June 18, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Pardon me while I go poke out my eyes. And my mind’s eye.
Moto Rola | June 18, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Big nips are easier to suck.
DCLeisurist | June 18, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Wow. It’s like a retarded unicorn or something. It should be great but it’s just disturbing. Donna Martin, you never looked weirder.
But that said, I’d still eat her ass.
Jenny C | June 18, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Not too huge…but why are they pointing in different directions??????
kipsy | June 18, 2009 at 2:43 pm
what’s going on at the bottom of her bottoms in this shot?
mike | June 18, 2009 at 2:44 pm
The reflection on her right leg make it look like she has a droopy lip…
pappy smeary | June 18, 2009 at 2:44 pm
pa pa pa pa pepporonis!
ima tori spelling, looka ata mi pepporonis
Deacon Jones | June 18, 2009 at 2:45 pm
WOW!
Talk about a botched tit job! And I thought the trannys in New Orleans had fucked up tits
netstarman | June 18, 2009 at 2:46 pm
She has googly eye nipples. It must b e hard to have crossed eyed nipples.
Erica | June 18, 2009 at 2:47 pm
She looks DISGUSTINGLY thin.
Sam | June 18, 2009 at 2:48 pm
The newer models of implants have chips in them that automatically dim the nipples when a viewer is approaching.
Funeral Guy | June 18, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Her nipples are the same size as her big stupid sunglasses.
Angus | June 18, 2009 at 2:49 pm
It’s her moms fault – the left nipple has disowned the right nipple.
x6 | June 18, 2009 at 2:53 pm
*bleeching eyeballs now.*
Karen | June 18, 2009 at 2:57 pm
She should accept her fate. Despite her famous dad, she’s never going to be an attractive actress. No matter what she does, everything ends up ugly: face, crazyboobs, anorexic body. At least she doesn’t have to worry about money. Oh wait…
Zanna | June 18, 2009 at 2:58 pm
she looks like she has a piece of balogna hanging out of her gant. and who the fuck wears IZOD anymore, anyway.
Regan | June 18, 2009 at 2:58 pm
someone needs to tell her that the whole ‘anorexic’ look is sooo out.
lina | June 18, 2009 at 3:00 pm
pepperoni!!!
so, so, ROUGH | June 18, 2009 at 3:02 pm
Nice going my Lord and creator!!!
its like putting leather seats in a Hugo….
m.munroe | June 18, 2009 at 3:02 pm
#24. it’s LACOSTE.
Amy | June 18, 2009 at 3:04 pm
ARGGGGGG!!!!! She looks like a drowned rat! WTF is wrong with these people?
Love | June 18, 2009 at 3:05 pm
#26
I LOVE PEPPERONI.
Kristin | June 18, 2009 at 3:08 pm
her nose is lopsided
lina | June 18, 2009 at 3:09 pm
#30
so, what the F do you want me to do?
piper | June 18, 2009 at 3:10 pm
I always thought this media whore looked like Aaron Spelling in drag. She’s a trainwreck.
ptrgn | June 18, 2009 at 3:11 pm
yummo! does torri have her own reality show too? she and Mommy XXX should get together and have play dates… jus sayin
Megan Fox fan | June 18, 2009 at 3:14 pm
I think she looks great. She’s a cool person and I love her style.
so, so, ROUGH | June 18, 2009 at 3:15 pm
ROugh=checking fishfem’s myspace…
TO number 24 | June 18, 2009 at 3:16 pm
“IZOD is most notable for its pairing with the Lacoste shirt company from 1952-1993, known simply as “IZOD Lacoste”. While the shirts were equally IZOD and Lacoste, they became abbreviated and popularized as “IZOD” shirts which leads to the common misconception that the famous “Crocodile” is the “IZOD” trademark.”
r | June 18, 2009 at 3:16 pm
umm her abs are partially drawn on and he upper inner thighs are saggy…ewww.
r | June 18, 2009 at 3:17 pm
umm her abs are partially drawn on and he upper inner thighs are saggy…ewww.
JPRichardson | June 18, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Anorexic mommy. Or is that mummy? Looks like a dead rotten horse.
Tad Bit Tipsy | June 18, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Still Looks like a young female Elton John with big nipples and Fake tits….. I know hotter chicks from ethiopia.
DLeeyo | June 18, 2009 at 3:24 pm
The doctor that did her boobs mustve been cockeyed
jenipurrr | June 18, 2009 at 3:30 pm
I could be wrong, but I think that is the shadow caused from her suit not being pressed up against her fake chichis by her mammoth nipples creating a tent effect…not her actual nip disks.
amoi | June 18, 2009 at 3:43 pm
The concentration-camp look is big this year, I hear. This girl can’t seem to get it right, going from one extreme (chunky but at least healthy-looking) to another. Unfortunately, she can change her body but not her face.
four show | June 18, 2009 at 3:46 pm
@12
you read my mind
havoc | June 18, 2009 at 3:48 pm
I don’t know man. It still doesn’t make up for that face.
But that ARE nipples. We love nipples. But its Tori Spelling and there are nipples. I can’t not look away….
I’m so confused…..
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Ian | June 18, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Good god woman, eat a few pizzas or something.
ZoomBoy | June 18, 2009 at 4:03 pm
LOL at the Clorox advertisement playing next to the pictures. How suitable.
phuture98 | June 18, 2009 at 4:03 pm
cute hair, great tits, nips don’t look too big. nice tight tummy. u guys are trippin!!!
#24 you must live in the middle of the country and have no sense of style. otherwise you would know lacoste is a cool brand.
ptrgn39@gmail.com | June 18, 2009 at 4:06 pm
#6 the competition for plastic surgery only begins with boob jobs.. TORRI vs. MOMMY XXX is on– no holds barred