For all the naysayers out there who thought Tori Spelling’s new fiance was a tasteless oaf, here’s irrefutable proof that he is, indeed, Prince Charming. Because is there really any more romantic way to express love than by shoving your hand down your girlfriend’s pants and grabbing their ass? It almost makes me shed a tear, it’s so sweet.
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Sheva | December 30, 2005 at 2:29 am
That’s so sweet? Do you think he was able to get his finger up her ass?
jollyrancher | December 30, 2005 at 2:49 am
I’d stick my hands down Tori’s pants too if it meant a piece of the Spelling fortune. On an unrelated note, Tori and Kirsten Dunst could pass for sisters.
gastatesweetie | December 30, 2005 at 4:38 am
That’s the most hideous outfit I’ve ever seen. Ewwww….
kitkat | December 30, 2005 at 5:10 am
I agree, that outfit is nasty, not to mention the ass grabbing.
Captain Awesome | December 30, 2005 at 5:47 am
That’s where she hides the money.
fatgirl | December 30, 2005 at 6:43 am
Dean better watch out…Most horses have a poop reflex when you touch their tail.
James Earl Cash | December 30, 2005 at 8:24 am
Nice outfit. She looks 12.
Which makes the second picture even sexier.
CrimsonGal | December 30, 2005 at 9:16 am
If he wants to give a good scrach, he should try calling Paris Hilton..
turtlecock | December 30, 2005 at 9:31 am
Why didn’t superficial show the next pictures of him with brown stained fingers?
diddleysquat | December 30, 2005 at 11:33 am
She’s so rich, I can almost deal with the fact that she looks like her father with boobs. Almost. (shudders)
Bob Denver | December 30, 2005 at 12:34 pm
She should be happy that anyone is grabbing her ass.
WaitWhat? | December 30, 2005 at 12:51 pm
What ass????
APINK | December 30, 2005 at 1:30 pm
Class? A guy who leaves his wife after 12 years for this disgusting piss poor no talent actress is classified as classy? Wow, I’d hate to see what non-classy is!
MortyFishbein | December 30, 2005 at 4:33 pm
He’s obviously digging for gold. Her last name is Spelling so he’s definitely going to find it.
drowningfool | December 30, 2005 at 5:56 pm
If he’s digging for gold he’s digging in the wrong place. Maybe someone should tell him, or not. Whatever. I really don’t care about them.
Howard | December 30, 2005 at 6:03 pm
Now I know what I’m getting them for their wedding gift.
(http://shop.store.yahoo.com/buyinprivate/bacscratmado.html)
Jonboy in SF | December 30, 2005 at 6:51 pm
He’s all “aboot” her booty but he’d have an easier time getting his hand down that canyon-sized crevasse between her boobs. We used to watch 90210 and crack up at her “big valley” – looks like her new beau has found some unexplored territory, eh?
hafaball | December 30, 2005 at 6:52 pm
Damn…why not just fist her there on the parking lot floor. The only thing stopping him from getting the whole hand down there is the jeans. Who said tight jeans are better? ;D
NotSoMuch | December 30, 2005 at 11:16 pm
She very well may be a skeez (and har– “her dad with boobs” and “she should be happy anyone’s grabbing her ass” hilarious!), and he may very well be a Himbo, but let’s not be ridiculous here, people. Fisting? Grabbing her ass? He’s got about 1 inch of fingertips jacked into her jean gouchos <–(I just typed “jean gouchos” !!!!) This looks very mild. We all wanna be funny, but this is thin material indeed. Come on, it’s kind of sexy and sweet. They are not at the Oscars, they’re walking to a parked car for Pete’s sake. Who among us smitten females wouldn’t want a guy she was hot for to do some intimate gesture like this in the right casual setting? Whatever, fire away, but you can’t convince me this is scandalous.
Tania | December 31, 2005 at 3:03 am
Geez, somebody’s stylist must be on vacation.
P.S. Their engagement announcement is in this month’s issue of “Horse & Hound”.
NannaRaye | December 31, 2005 at 4:18 am
For heaven’s sake – can’t the poor girl afford a cheeseburger? Look at her bony little arms and rickety legs. I say he doesn’t have his hand shoved down her dorky culottes out of lust, he’s trying to keep her twiggy legs from collapsing under her weight. What a wonderful man he is!
hongkie2003 | December 31, 2005 at 4:48 am
Anyone who can stomach sleeping with somebody with a face like hers must really be in it for the money…or the future tv roles…or both. She’s in the same league as Kirsten Dunst in the looks department! Wake up with a pug in front of you, and you get the same feeling her bf must have.
fatgirl | December 31, 2005 at 12:27 pm
HEY!!!Don’t curse pugs like that.
LickyLicky | December 31, 2005 at 12:53 pm
He’s just looking for quarters…
Jeremy1Esq | December 31, 2005 at 7:24 pm
She looks like that kid from Silver Spoons…..and the scary thing is that her new guy looks like the father from the same show.
BeefJerky | January 2, 2006 at 4:40 am
Jeremy1Esq,
WOW! After reading your comment, I had to go look up those people on IMDB. Well, shove a crowbar up my nose and paint me red, the resemblance is stunning, very creepy indeed.
blackblackheart | January 5, 2006 at 5:10 am
I think I’m pretty classy, I mean I don’t do anything stupid, illegal, disgusting/revolting and etc., and unlike this fellow, I’d like to think I look like I understand at least one language, but you know what? On a sexual level, “whatever” is the phrase that comes to mind. I don’t care what he does to Tori Spelling, and in fact I do that to my boyfriend when we kiss quite often…
killeristic | November 15, 2006 at 6:46 pm
of the WHOLE body, he touched the butt. pity…