Tori Spelling gets screwed

July 26th, 2006 // 79 Comments
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Tori Spelling was set to inherit millions from her dad’s $500 million estate but her mom has supposedly cut her out of the will and is only giving her 0.16% of the fortune – a cash inheritance of $200,000 and another $600,000 in private investments set up by her dad.


  1. Icy, your calculator apparently is suffering from internal injuries. .16% of $500,000,000 is not $80,000,000. Since TEN percent of $500,000,000 is $50,000,000, a fraction of ONE percent could hardly be more, now could it? I know, I know… the new math is a killer.

    Someone leaves me $800,000, you won’t hear me whining. You might hear me running around naked in the front yard laughing like a hyena, but not whining.

  2. Icy, your calculator apparently is suffering from internal injuries. .16% of $500,000,000 is not $80,000,000. Since TEN percent of $500,000,000 is $50,000,000, a fraction of ONE percent could hardly be more, now could it? I know, I know… the new math is a killer.

    Someone leaves me $800,000, you won’t hear me whining. You might hear me running around naked in the front yard laughing like a hyena, but not whining.

  3. Icy, your calculator apparently is suffering from internal injuries. .16% of $500,000,000 is not $80,000,000. Since TEN percent of $500,000,000 is $50,000,000, a fraction of ONE percent could hardly be more, now could it? I know, I know… the new math is a killer.

    Someone leaves me $800,000, you won’t hear me whining. You might hear me running around naked in the front yard laughing like a hyena, but not whining.

  4. Fisher55

    that new guy is gonna drop her like a hot…a hot…like something really fucking hot.

  5. Icy, your calculator apparently is suffering from internal injuries. .16% of $500,000,000 is not $80,000,000. Since TEN percent of $500,000,000 is $50,000,000, a fraction of ONE percent could hardly be more, now could it? I know, I know… the new math is a killer.

    Someone leaves me $800,000, you won’t hear me whining. You might hear me running around naked in the front yard laughing like a hyena, but not whining.

  6. Fisher55

    that new guy is gonna drop her like a hot…a hot…like something really fucking hot.

  7. Icy, your calculator apparently is suffering from internal injuries. .16% of $500,000,000 is not $80,000,000. Since TEN percent of $500,000,000 is $50,000,000, a fraction of ONE percent could hardly be more, now could it? I know, I know… the new math is a killer.

    Someone leaves me $800,000, you won’t hear me whining. You might hear me running around naked in the front yard laughing like a hyena, but not whining.

  8. Fisher55

    that new guy is gonna drop her like a hot…a hot…like something really fucking hot.

  9. Fisher55

    that new guy is gonna drop her like a hot…a hot…like something really fucking hot.

  10. notmeganharris

    @30 — I say 16 months — just long enough to look like he didn’t dump her right after the news, and just short enough to save him from anymore sleeping with it.

  11. notmeganharris

    @30 — I say 16 months — just long enough to look like he didn’t dump her right after the news, and just short enough to save him from anymore sleeping with it.

  12. notmeganharris

    @30 — I say 16 months — just long enough to look like he didn’t dump her right after the news, and just short enough to save him from anymore sleeping with it.

  13. chronic

    #47, um that’s 16%, not .16%.

    .16% means .0016. Go back to school.

  14. chronic

    #47, um that’s 16%, not .16%.

    .16% means .0016

    Go back to school.

  15. chronic

    #47, um that’s 16%, not .16%.

    .16% means .0016

    Go back to school.

  16. chronic

    #47, um that’s 16%, not .16%.

    .16% means .0016

    Go back to school.

  17. marcantony

    I did the math and 800,000 is correct. Remember boys and girls, it’s .16%, not just .16. Thank you.

  18. marcantony

    I did the math and 800,000 is correct. Remember boys and girls, it’s .16%, not just .16. Thank you.

  19. marcantony

    I did the math and 800,000 is correct. Remember boys and girls, it’s .16%, not just .16. Thank you.

  20. marcantony

    I did the math and 800,000 is correct. Remember boys and girls, it’s .16%, not just .16. Thank you.

  21. marcantony

    I did the math and 800,000 is correct. Remember boys and girls, it’s .16 percent, not just .16. Thank you.

  22. TOPAZ21

    #11 hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    I just got done reading richard III.

  23. List of Rich girls for Tori’s husband to try to date after he dumps her Broke, surgery scared ass.

    1. Christina Onasis
    2. Any of Princess Caroline’s Kids
    3. Princess Victoria of Sweeden
    4. Ivanka Trump
    5. Jessica Simpson
    6. Jessica’s Fat friend
    7. The woman who played Vera on “Alice” she’s GOTTA be single and ALL of them have more money than the horse you married.

    On the bright side now that Barbado is out with a broken leg she might have a chance at next years Kentucky Derby.

  24. radio4play

    excuse me while I ahahahahhaahah my ass off

    so does this mean that she’ll actually have to find a job and seeing as how only daddy would give her one, she’s in trouble

    may he rest in peace

    ahahahahahahahahahah

  25. HOW CAN I BE THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES THE WEE-WEE STICKING UP IN BETWEEN HER BOOBIES.

  26. frenchy~pinky

    #75 u right was she doin it spanish way during the shooting???

    anyways, i saw on some E! THS that Miss Tori was financially independent since she was 18 “and that she’d never as money from her daddy”.
    Yea, right.

  27. dupababy

    woot! it’s official “candy is dandy” spelling has been named the stingy bitch of the month.. http://www.stingybitches.com .. click the penny for the SBOTM..gotta love a stingy bitch family

  28. dAVINO

    39. MyWellRehearsedMistake – July 27, 2006 10:39 AM

    boo hoo poor lil’ rich girl. my heart fuckin’ bleeds… she’s gonna get half of the fortune when her mum “shuffles off this mortal coil” (to keep up with the Shakespeare) so what’s she bitching about? She should be grateful to her dad for getting her on TV in the first place. bitch.

    “I wish that I was like Tori Spelling
    With a car like hers and dad like hers
    And I, would show them how, how it was done
    That’d be fun, yeah that’d be fun
    Cause I’m young and I’m hip and so beautiful, I’m gonna be a supermodel”

    YOU SUCK AT POETRY

  29. dAVINO

    THIS BIATCH NEEDS LOOTT

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