Tori Spelling was set to inherit millions from her dad’s $500 million estate but her mom has supposedly cut her out of the will and is only giving her 0.16% of the fortune – a cash inheritance of $200,000 and another $600,000 in private investments set up by her dad.
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trophywife | July 26, 2006 at 7:18 pm
what a horse-faced douchebag… ewww
LilRach | July 26, 2006 at 7:20 pm
Poor Tori – she could have used the millions to fix up her face. Oh well, too bad, too sad!
CheriBeri | July 26, 2006 at 7:21 pm
The Spelling’s seem to be as evil as they are ugly.
HolisticWisdomcom | July 26, 2006 at 7:24 pm
I am sure her Dad is rolling over in his grave. I am sure most people will be nasty about this toward her, but can you imagine having that kind of money only to lose it. Sad.
El drama del Internet | July 26, 2006 at 7:25 pm
I feel the LOVE!<3333
Now she’s poor, like LoHo. And no one will like her.
kelligreen | July 26, 2006 at 7:25 pm
what happened to her nose? Is it true a parrot bit a piece off of it?
jane's eyre | July 26, 2006 at 7:26 pm
So are we going to have a Lifetime movie pretty soon?
UNWASHEDMASSES | July 26, 2006 at 7:27 pm
After a bad week in which I questioned the Almighty’s very existence, now this. There is a God!!!! This doe-eyed fuck knew her father was on the outs for the better part of a year and what does she do? She goes and steals another woman’s man, parties all over the globe, tapes a shitty quasi-reality show, and then cries boo-hoo when Mommy doesn’t let her know Daddy went bye-bye. Her father didn’t approve of what she did to her previous husband, and her mother and brother want nothing to do with her now. It’s a sad thought that the last regret a T.V. giant like Aaron Spelling had wasn’t putting Charo on Love Boat, but not pulling out before he conceived Tori. Don’t worry, Tori, I’m sure your new man – the unemployed actor no one’s ever heard of – can support you!
biggieshorty | July 26, 2006 at 7:27 pm
AW… poor little rich girl. :(
sad clown. single tear.
eXtasyStef | July 26, 2006 at 7:28 pm
Poor baby. Only inherited most people’s salary five times over. How will she bear up.
The money upsets her that much, she can give it to me.
hopeless_screenwriter | July 26, 2006 at 7:32 pm
A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse!!
JoBOO | July 26, 2006 at 7:35 pm
I’d still hit that.
I almost forgot — TCLTC.
penguinwaddle | July 26, 2006 at 7:37 pm
I don’t get why there is a picture of Miss Piggy above the Tori Spelling story….anywho, I’m sure she saved some cash from all her Lifetime Television For Women made for TV movies.
beesknees | July 26, 2006 at 7:38 pm
Boo fucking hoo. Bitch.
justlikehoney1 | July 26, 2006 at 7:41 pm
I’m sure her new hubby is way more pissed off than she is. He was practicing so hard for his next role, too: the heartbroken husband who inherits millions when his filthy-rich daddy’s girl wife perishes in a fiery car crash after her brakes suddenly fail while going downhill.
All that pretending to love Sea Biscuit & three permanent tattoos for nothing……..
bunnyhugger | July 26, 2006 at 7:41 pm
hey, give her a break! the spelling family puts the FUN in dysfuntional.
yep, that was bad. goddamn trolls. i swear they’re eating my brain.
hopeless_screenwriter | July 26, 2006 at 7:48 pm
Bunny I just squeezed you to death in the Lindsay thread and here you are (SQEEEEEEEEEZE)!!! I’ve missed you so much. Is it really you? My brain has melted a bit too.
Hopeless
ValeWolf | July 26, 2006 at 7:53 pm
That’s messed up! kill your mom you stupid idiot!
CMonster0125 | July 26, 2006 at 7:58 pm
I guess she was all set to inherit millions. Guess her dad actually wanted her to work for money. Aaron already paid for the parts she needed to work, now she just has to find someone desperate enough to make use of them. Oh Boo Hoo! Maybe she can squeeze 10 more seconds of fame for this whole 90210 episode and make a few quick bucks before returning to the street corner to find her next job. Anyone who cries over “only” getting $800,000 needs a reality check.
Joey bag o' donuts | July 26, 2006 at 8:14 pm
Tori Spelling is a hose monster. Who cares if she gets cut out. If she had to get a real job and work like us, I care?
sharkbite | July 26, 2006 at 8:28 pm
Uh oh, there goes Tori’s life. Right down the tubes!
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
Jo Jo | July 26, 2006 at 9:02 pm
I feel bad for her. 800,000 may seem like a lot to you… but to her, it’s pocket money. Her family has millions. Millions! I hope her mom decides to be decent and gives her some serious cash.
henrysgirl | July 26, 2006 at 9:13 pm
I learned a valuable lesson today. I learned that money can’t buy you a good classy family, or a happy marriage or good plastic surgery. Have fun learning how to live like a real person, Tori. I know you married a Canadian so you could get our free health care. You’re definitely gonna need it now that you’re “broke”.
Equalparts | July 26, 2006 at 9:30 pm
Here’s what happened:
Ding # 1: Daddy and Mumsy humiliated to front the fundage to let Tori marry a questionably straight Armenian in a million dollar ceremony in the first place.
Ding #2: Daddy’s girl broke up said marraige within a year to become a homewreckin’ hobag with Squinty Eye, who had a newborn baby with his WIFE.
Ding #3: Stupid “reality” show that humiliated her mother.
Tooooorrrrrriiii…..rich folk don’t like to be made fools of–love IS conditonal to them. And so are inheritances. You have some ‘splaining to do!!
Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest | July 26, 2006 at 9:34 pm
OMG! Will you look at that mug?! THAT IS ONE UGLY BITCH! I’d never thought I’d say this but I DON’T THINK I WOULD FUCK HER! And yes #8, I too refract my agnostic beliefs and now know for sure that there is a God and he has one sick fuckin’ sense of humor! Is there a plastic surgeon in the house and I mean a fuckin’ miracle worker that would make the guys from Nip/Tuck look like pre-med students in some third world country University.
Toonlite | July 26, 2006 at 9:38 pm
Aaron Spelling cut Tori off after she married a married out of work actor….why should he ‘give’ his money to a bum??
Come on Tori….do you SERIOUSLY think that bum loves you and not your money and connections…..get a new face and MAYBE you will work and make your own money..
and close your stall door at night…your whinnying is keeping the neighbors awake at night…..good girl
Getitstraight | July 26, 2006 at 9:50 pm
I’m thinking I’ll only believe it when it is confirmed by the Smoking Gun. The guy was a billionaire and I think even .16%
of the fortune is a lot more than what it says in Superficial.
hopeless_screenwriter | July 26, 2006 at 10:14 pm
She’s a man, baby!
I’d hit it, hard. Seriously, she looks like my uncle Mike. And look at the shoulders, I’ll be she used to play ball before estrogen therapy.
I wonder if she’s still got the right equipment? Mmmmm, manaconda.
TrannyGranny | July 26, 2006 at 10:33 pm
8 U-Mass
I like the prose muther fucker.
28
Jesus dude, another Uncle?
Trixie24 | July 26, 2006 at 10:47 pm
Does anyone want to take bets on how soon this divorce will come about?
stingybtchsuzy | July 26, 2006 at 11:06 pm
#30 – he probably filed already.
#27 – I’d have to agree with $500 million sounding a little low, but maybe that number is based on Aaron Spelling’s half…? California being a community property state and all, I’m sure that Aaron Spelling couldn’t will away what legally would have been his wife’s property.
Poor Tori. I’m sure the estate attorneys will get about 100 times more than she’s getting. Bitch shoulda gone to law school.
HarryNipples | July 26, 2006 at 11:08 pm
Well boo fucking hoo…
I will toss and turn at night knowing that poor little Tori won’t be getting her inheritance—waahhhh…
BUT, I thought her first husband was cute, so I would definitely fuck him, but it would have been more fun to do it while he was still married to her…(like she’s doing with the new guy!!)
i think Tits-On-Snack and myself need to do some serious home-wrecking…
Sheva | July 26, 2006 at 11:32 pm
How much does an apartment go for on Hollywood Blvd?
Cuz that’s going to be home biyatch.
WoW, daddy really left her something to remember didn’t he?
twzzlrgirl | July 26, 2006 at 11:52 pm
You know, you get what you deserve. She is talentless, ugly as hell, and (I believe) she cheated on her first husband with the tattooed freak she’s with now. Hmmmm…bad karma, I’d say.
HarryNipples | July 27, 2006 at 12:25 am
Her first husband was smart – who the hell ever heard of Charlie Shanian before he married poor little Tori? Then he files for divorce, probably got a nice chunk of $$…smart boy…
Does anyone have his phone number??
AmberDextrose | July 27, 2006 at 7:44 am
Why the long face, Tori? You still get SOMETHING! Oh wait…
RichPort | July 27, 2006 at 9:51 am
#11 Shakespeare? You gotta love it…
For God’s sake let’s sit upon the ground
And tell sad stories of the death of kings –How some have been deposed, some slain in war,
Some haunted by the ghosts they have deposed,
Some poisoned by their wives, some sleeping killed —
All murdered.
I knew her awful looks would kill King Aaron sooner or later. This meager inheritance was his final fuck you for her being such a woof.
Etan | July 27, 2006 at 10:22 am
These comments are way too funny (maybe a little cruel), but following her show I can’t help that she is a little bit more likeable in a strange sort of way (not in a physically attractive sort of way, but in a wannabe fag-hag sort of way).
Even if you aren’t loaded, you have to feel SOME pity for her.
Etan
http://blog.ateava.com/
MyWellRehearsedMistake | July 27, 2006 at 10:39 am
boo hoo poor lil’ rich girl. my heart fuckin’ bleeds… she’s gonna get half of the fortune when her mum “shuffles off this mortal coil” (to keep up with the Shakespeare) so what’s she bitching about? She should be grateful to her dad for getting her on TV in the first place. bitch.
“I wish that I was like Tori Spelling
With a car like hers and dad like hers
And I, would show them how, how it was done
That’d be fun, yeah that’d be fun
Cause I’m young and I’m hip and so beautiful, I’m gonna be a supermodel”
Tits_McGhee | July 27, 2006 at 10:51 am
1st step nose job, 2nd step infomercials. You heard it right here. That nasty Beverly Hills Queen B is gonna be selling her dignity (or what’s left of it) on the Home Shopping Network. It’s called karma baby.
86 | July 27, 2006 at 10:57 am
Aside from how ironically hilarious it is that you’d be a billionaire one day and be comparatively dirt poor the next day, I think it sucks so much that a mother would do that to a child. Her mom will never be able to spend that much money before she dies, why does she have to have all of it? She is the type of woman who’d will all of the money to the family dog and some church. What a bitter hag.
86 | July 27, 2006 at 10:58 am
No WONDER she started her own overpriced jewelry line and a reality show all in the same year…she knew this was coming.
WHATEVERCHICK | July 27, 2006 at 11:02 am
SHE’S SUCH A FUGLY B****…..WHAT A FACE MAN! I PITY THE FEMALES WHO REALLY LOOK JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST LIKE THEIR DAD’S; NOT RESEMBLE BUT STRAIGHT UP YOUR DAD W/A WIG…..SHE INHERITED THE FACE OF A MAN WHO WAS ALREADY LIKE 70 WHEN SHE BORN!
kickservebt | July 27, 2006 at 11:02 am
I doubt this is true. The $800,000 is what the will awarded her and her brother (they both got the same amount)…but the “trust” part of the will is private…and not a public record like the will. I’m sure she and her brother both have trusts in their names…
1-Ton | July 27, 2006 at 12:27 pm
Mr. Superficial,
That would not be ironic. That would simply be life imitating art. Better luck next time.
Yours Truly,
The Irony Police
Hippo | July 27, 2006 at 12:27 pm
Well, at least Tori isn’t a Firecrotch.
Icy | July 27, 2006 at 1:12 pm
uhm… 0.16% of $500 million is not $800,000 but rather $80 million no ?
Anyone else wanna do the math ?
$80,000,000 is alot
Jenners | July 27, 2006 at 1:17 pm
I’m wondering who is the parent Tori and Candy. Candy is actling like an infant. I guess she’ll show Tori. It’s not about unconditional parental love anymore. It’s about money. There is no “tough love” issue. Tori is obviously making her own money sans her Mom’s controlling ways. Tori makes mistakes, Big deal. The mom’s actions embarrass me more.
Candy should be careful if she wants a relationship with future grandchildren. I really don’t think this is what Aaron wanted. A silly, petty, public in-your-face feud. Ridiculous.
Jenners | July 27, 2006 at 1:17 pm
*Tori or Candy
herbiefrog | July 27, 2006 at 2:19 pm
spelling…
let us not forget
…as someone said earlier
tcltc