Tori Spelling got married to Dean McDermott in a private ceremony in Fiji over the weekend, but sources are now saying that Spelling might be pregnant. She was spotted shopping for baby stuff at Petit Tresor, and a source says:
Tori Spelling gets knocked up and married
May 9th, 2006 // 67 Comments
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@49
I saw that too! What did you think about the slurry of blood, feces and semen that the collected and distilled into vitamins. I found it fascinating. And who knew Tom Cruise could fit completely inside John Travolta’s rectum?
51 Trotter;
I must have been taking a hit off the bong….er getting a beer from the fridge when they played the vitamin part. This must explain why all Scientologists look so healthy. I was even more amazed that Travolta could still entice all the men into the helix by perfoming that creepy little dance from “Michael”. Especially with Cruises head popping out of his butt every few minutes to suck a cock.
@49 & 51
I thought you were joking about the National Geographic thing! But it makes sense; NG usually does specials on primative cultures.
@52 TrannyG
Yep. And it was eerie how Tom would squeal, “Peek-A-Boo! I suck you!”
Here’s a pic of her from way baaaaaack
http://www.dreamstarlets.com/features/!bios/tori_spelling22.jpg
That Dean McDermott aka Two Face (one side of his face looks like an entirely different person than the other) had a wife when he met Ms. Fat Knees. AAAAAAAAnd, they JUST HAD their second child together when he and Ms. Fat Knees hooked up. Theeeeeeeeeeen, after they hooked up, they’re all, “We can’t wait to have children, then we’ll have a family.”
Pay attention, you home-wrecking WHOREBAG. HE ALREADY HAD A FAMILY. He had a NEWBORN baby. What goes around comes around, horseface. You just remember that when your fat-kneed cyclops baby comes out, pops your tittie into it’s mouth and promptly dies because your plastic boobies pumped him full of gelatinous muck.
Man… She’s in the upcoming Cthulhu movie, and now this.
How frightening will her offspring be? Especially if she tries to maintain her scrawny bod throughout. And especially if the baby gets her long face and his beady, too-close-together eyes? A skinny horse than has no peripheral vision? Bless it’s heart…
He looks like Britney’s husband.
57 – What’s she playing? Hastur the Unspeakable?.
Mr. McDermott is certainly a braver man than I am. I mean, I’m far from the best looking guy – I could walk into a Bangkok whorehouse with a shoebox full of $20 bills and the girls would still probably say “I should, but no…” But damn, Tori is friggin’ ugly.
That’s what I should do – hang out with Tori Spelling so I look like an Adonis.
Survey Says !!!!!!!!!!!!
D-I-V-O-R-C-E with in 18 motnhs
Today’s Globe and Mail had a big story on ‘I Fuck For Money’ McDermott’s ex-wife, who is a semi-celebrity here in Canada. Apparently, she missed her driving test in LA, so she broke into tears and told the tester that ‘My husband left me for Tori Spelling!’ And that got her a passing grade. Apparently.
#57-
I am actually dying, reading your post!
There is no aphrodisiac like cold hard cash…
If you bent her over it would just be another fuzz pot and you could play whatever tricks you wanted in your mind to get the job done…
#10 & #63
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Poor Tori and her bug eyes. Guess that explains why she has a pug dog as a pet, since they say people are attracted to things that look like themselves.
You can time the length of this marriage with an egg timer….
they face such hardship because they dont raise them, the nanny does. they even get modern day wet nurses in. all very dickensian but without the poverty. my heart bleeds.