While being “chased” by the paparazzi (Read: One guy spotted her backing her car up.), Tori Spelling decided to shake them by plowing her SUV into a school and giving them an awesome set of photos to make a shitload of money off of. That’ll teach ‘em. Via Twitter:
Paparazzi chased me w/the kids 2school. I was trying to get away from him and had a pretty big accident. Took down whole wall of school. He thn STILL got out to try to get pics. 10 school moms chased him away. Wht will it take? Someone dying for paparazzi to stop? Going to dr now to check on baby. I think its just shock.
Couple of things:
1. Why the hell is rich, super-pregnant Tori Spelling not using a driver?
2. If you’re behind the window of a car, are the paparazzi really going to take that embarrassing of a photo of you that channeling the Dukes of Hazard becomes necessary? Or does Tori Spelling drive naked with a meth lab in the passenger seat?
3. Did she seriously go on Twitter after crashing into a school with two kids in the car? “Mommy, I’m bleeding!” “Should I use a hashtag?”
And 4. Have I mentioned she has a hole in her chest? She has a hole in her chest.
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