Tori Spelling & Dean McDermott Probably Faked An Affair To Land Their Reality Show

April 24th, 2014 // 18 Comments
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“Just keep chewing, and they’ll all think your husband’s penis was in another vagina. Nothing looks out of the ordinary, everything’s normal, except for the fact that you’re eating- OH GOD WHAT AM I DOING?!”

While it may seem like Jezebal and I don’t see eye-to-eye on a lot of issues, there are times when we come to together like two, hot, cisgender trigger warnings in a hot tub full of non-body-shaming custard. (Not a Lindy West joke.) Times like Tracie Egan Morrisey completely calling out Dean McDermott‘s cheating on Tori Spelling for the poorly-acted scam to land a reality show it more than likely was. Not that I think cheating on Tori is entirely inconceivable because there is a gaping deathhole in her chest that makes her unworthy of human affection, but I also know that 145% of all reality shows are bullshit. At any rate, prepare to be angered if you’ve been bamboozled into watching Violet Bickerstaff’s new show and voluminously moistened by that sweet Saved By The Bell reference. Shh, shh, just let it happen. Let it happen…

Did Tori Spelling Fake a Cheating Scandal to Land a New Reality Show? – Jezebel

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  1. Tori Spelling
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    What’s worse, being famous for a big ass and “leaked” sex tape or being famous because your dad put you in the shows he produced?

  2. Tori looks more and more like her dad as she ages. This is not a good thing.

  3. Reality TV isn’t real? Say it ain’t so!

    Cancelling cable was the smartest thing I ever did. I want that shit written on my tombstone.

  4. Sure – it’ll go right below: “He never saw Breaking Bad.”

  5. Tori Spelling
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    Lord Have Mercy, she’s unattractive

  6. Mama Pinkus

    I cannot imagine the damage this fake “reality” garbage does to the children of these fame whores.

  7. elephantman

    She puts the HOME in HOMELY!

  8. ace11

    What happened?

    15-20 years ago she was pretty hot

  9. “Tori honey…I’m not banging these strippers because I WANT to, this is just for the reality show. Now be a good girl and close up your robe, that sink hole is killing my boner”

  10. whatever

    As much as she used to whine about not wanting to sleep with him on her oh so happy family act show, she must had a deal with him that he can go elsewhere for sex. Now that gets turned around in her favor as they fake cheating, and she is all fake upset that he sleeps with others. WTF? Go cry some more about how poor you are, get a real job, see how much that’ll really make you cry.

  11. tlmck

    In order to get an “unscripted reality show” on the air, you have to have a script with a bunch of fake stuff in it.

  12. Freebie

    Does any one in the general public really care about this?

  13. tom

    Good lord that dude is ugly.

  14. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    Tori Spelling is the ugliest woman in the world trying to pass off as hot. I couldn’t even look at her without cringing on 90210 and she was young back then. Now I just want to poke my eyes out whenever I see her.

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