Apparently it’s Questionable Bikini Photos Day because here’s Tori Spelling in Malibu yesterday where I swear to God the hole in her chest is getting deeper. Seriously, what the hell is that thing? Did she specifically ask for breast implants that make it look like she took a mortar round to the chest, or is it just where Candy Spelling beats her with a croquet mallet because she can’t act? “Your father got you all those jobs and you resort to reality television?! *thwak* Just be happy he’s not alive to see this. *thwak thwak* And why don’t I ever see my grandkids? You make no sense to me, dearie. *thwak thwak thwak thwak*”
Photo: Fame, INFdaily, Splash News
I’d love to take a dump in her chest hole.
Please tell me she’s not going commando!!
FILL IT WITH SOIL
Seriously, what the goddamn fuck is wrong with this bitch’s chest? It’s like that big sand pit monster in Star Wars is going to pop out from between her tits and eat my face off.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pectus_excavatum
remember kids, just because it is a legitimate medical condition doesn’t mean you can’t laugh and point at it when you see it.
She has Pectus excavatum. Its a birth defect of the sternum. I had the same issue tell i had surgery to fix it.
FAP! FAP ! FAP!
Yer fapping to THAT???? get some help…
Joel’s probably joking around.
its like her chest is melting and seeping into her gut… maybe she looked at the ark?
dammit fish enough, you’re going to have us *all* puking like bulimics
She’s like one of those stress relief dolls…you squeeze her chest and the belly pops out.
So this is what, like her 20th pregnancy? Has she not figured out why this keeps happening yet?
Her breasts are convertible…her tattoo is instructions on how to pop them back out.
jesus fuck, just when I thought this broad couldn’t get any uglier – BAM, pregnancy. and yes, what IS up with that sink-hole in her chest cavity? her black heart is probably working overtime to sustain another devil-child that won’t have to work a day in its life.
pectus excavatum…thats what the chest deformity is called…its genetic but it is 100 correctable with surgery…so wth? why spend $ on implants and not fix that huge hole too??? nasty.
I could have sworn it was from Anorexia Nervosa which is 100% correctable with food
PECTUS EXCAVATUM. Easly treatable as a child, much more painful and difficult as an adult. Why didn’t her parent with endless resources fix that birth defect, instead of buying her boobs?
Guess her new nickname is Dent.
Craps! I was JUST thinking her body (face included) must be one of the most dented out there then I read your comment.. whatever.. suppose it doesn’t matter
its mtv’s oddities
And I finally knew I had accomplished my goal. Nobody on the Internet was making fun of how ugly my face is . . .
Between her and WonkBoobs it’s been a very bad afternoon. Can u show us some that are not mangled???
PS The mangled Va-jay-Jang earlier was no help either…
:(
Holy fuck. That’s some scary shit.
wtf…is it mutant Tuesday? some kind of xman movie promo? my eyes hurt from seeing all the monsters posted on here today
Now THAT was good. Well done. +5
well you’re easily amused…but ok thanks
ayo don’t be stealin my sn brah
Pectum excavatum! Wonder why she hasn’t gotten it corrected? It’s not like she can’t afford it…
Maybe it makes her cleavage look good. (when clothed).
Have you seen the procedure to correct this? it’s horrific.. She’s clearly defying the common practice of avoiding exposure that most people with this defect practice.
Especially with sunken chests, rib tattoos, their roots showing, and sporting penisbuttons. Yeah buddy, they GLOWWWW!
I demand some hot chicks in bikinis to make up for the land monsters you’ve posted today.
Emma -> Snooki -> Adrianne -> Angelina -> Aubrey -> Blake -> LeAnn -> Tori -> Snooki
What a wild ride! It started out so well (bar Snooki) and ended so badly. What’s next? Ahnold’s muy fugly housekeeper?
She’d better hope that poor bastard doesn’t find his way into Mila Kunis’ eye doctor or she’s fucked.
Man, nothing gets me harder than a perfectly straight line running from the knee to the ankle on either side of the lower leg.
(puts shotgun barrel in mouth, single tear runs down cheek)
Oh that’s gross!
*puts on geologist hat*
It appears to be a sinkhole of some sort. If it was an impact crater there would be ejecta surrounding the hole.
Perhaps the pregnancy disrupted her internal water table? She’s a mess.
She could eat cereal outta that chest canyon.
hahaha…a bowl hole. good one.
LOL
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I would NOT let that disgusting bitch pee on me. Fuck. That.
This only confirms my theory that nothing should ever come across the internet which includes the words “Tori Spelling” and “gaping” within 10,000 words of each other.
try a Bandeau top.. it would be more flattering
that’s some nasty shit.
however, let’s get real. no amount of surgery could have fixed tori spelling.
ugly face. ugly chest. ugly kids.
too bad
Leia ” The cave is collapsing!”
Han “This is no cave…”
90210 lbs.
Who the fuck would even have sex with that??
There’s a dolphin in the water behind her, saying it all with its eyes.
This reminds me of when Optimus Prime took the Creation Matrix out of his chest, leaving a gaping cavity… except less sexy.
Hahaha!
She looks like most of the male commenters at the beach, although they don’t have the common decency to wear some type of moob support.
That hole is the shallow place where her heart should be.
you still wonder where ‘INCONTINENCE’ comes from?
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says ‘Why the Tori face?’.
Sexiest Post Ever? Knot!
Maybe her heart was ripped out by Mola Ram. It would explain her personality.
This would only look right if her stomach had the arms and head of a slimy martian leader sticking out of it.
What is she thinking? Bikini’s usually look terrible on pregnant women ~ the chest disfigurement is on display too. It’s not like she doesn’t have the money to buy a flattering swimsuit; or clothes that don’t reveal problem areas. I don’t understand it…
It’s called “Pectus carinatum”, also known as “Pigeon Chest”. My gay friend Elliot has it too, we call it his “Cum reservoir”….. true story. :)
Seriously, I hope she hasn’t had a tumor removed or something. It looks like she has and if so, bless her.
There’s nothing attractive about her, not one goddamn thing. I’m amazed that a man is actually sexually attracted to her.
oh my.
I love the fact that she doesnt give a damn about her chest and that her stomach looks so beautiful. tori is one of the gutsiest women in hollywood.
I HOPE SHE HAS 100 CHILDREN