Tori Spelling’s Pregnant, Gaping Chest Hole in a Bikini (a.k.a. Sexiest Post Ever)

Apparently it’s Questionable Bikini Photos Day because here’s Tori Spelling in Malibu yesterday where I swear to God the hole in her chest is getting deeper. Seriously, what the hell is that thing? Did she specifically ask for breast implants that make it look like she took a mortar round to the chest, or is it just where Candy Spelling beats her with a croquet mallet because she can’t act? “Your father got you all those jobs and you resort to reality television?! *thwak* Just be happy he’s not alive to see this. *thwak thwak* And why don’t I ever see my grandkids? You make no sense to me, dearie. *thwak thwak thwak thwak*

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