Happy New Year!

December 31st, 2012 // 24 Comments
Champagne Facial
WATCH: 'Top 10 Champagne Facials' - KirillWasHere

Friend to the site KirillWasHere graciously sent over his little masterpiece that as soon as Photo Boy and I saw (20 times), we knew it was a much better way to end 2012 than my original plan of inviting you all over for a night of Magic: The Gathering and Shasta that would ultimately end with me forcing you to watch the first season of Highlander and not shut up about Adrian Paul. “He’s like a European Jon Hamm that knows karate!” I’d probably keep saying, but this is just as cool. This is just as cool.

See you Wednesday.

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  1. Dan Quayle

    He longed his year love Mayan wretched insular focus!

  2. Cock Dr

    I vote for lady #2.
    She looks like she’s enjoying herself and obviously understands that big glistening wet cleavage should be pushed up front and center if ya want to be on the internet.

  3. Brian

    Something tells me that neither Fish nor myself will be getting kissed at midnight tonight, considering he wrote that paragraph and I knew exactly what he was talking about. Don’t think I’d be all that down for Magic: The Gathering though, I’m trying to get a group together to play the second edition of the Game of Thrones board game. From Dragonstone I shall conquer all of Westeros, and be completely overcome in my battle against crippling social awkwardness!!! My mom will never be a grandmother, huzzah!

  4. Guest

    As usual with Top 10s, #2 is the real #1.

  5. That was great. The best thing about it is it’s nice to see women acting as stupid in public as men do. That’s equality people.

    And Fish, change that Magic the Gathering to Yu-Gi-Oh! and I’m there. I’ve got my deck ready. Did anybody pick up the Wii U yet?

  6. What an idiot

    I thought that pic was of blowhan puking up the spunk of the 30 dudes she just blew in a row…

  7. cc

    Have a great year everyone!

  8. sobrietyisacrutch

    Happy New Year, my friends!!!

  9. pavement_smear

    First (of the New Year)! Happy New Year and champagne facials to all!

  10. Nigel

    There is nothing more to be said after watching that, now I must retire to my small little room and contemplate the meaning of life

  11. Beautiful! Strangely now I have to go to the toilet for a pee not to spank mini me. “Live long and prosper” Geeks

  12. Parker

    Magical! Cinematic genius! Anyone who stll needed proof that women can be talked into doing anything need look no further than this.

  13. Germanist

    Where do I have to go or how much do I have to pay the bouncer to witness girls drowning in Champagne? Seriously …

  14. Happy New Year, sweethearts! :D

    Here, I’ll start you out right. Hands up whose mother in law told you five minutes into the new year chat that she wants to come stay with you, thoroughly killing the mood?
    Just me, then? Sigh. You guys are all lucky bastards.

  15. I can almost hear the cries of, “Not in my eyes!” from here. Happy New Year all. Here’s hoping for that Mayan slow-burn apocalypse that someone alluded to earlier in the week.

  16. Bukkake New Year!!!

  17. nosiwoda

    Watching this with Ludvig von B.’s 5th Symhony is so much win.

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