Tony Romo is apparently the driving force behind Jessica Simpson’s already failed attempt to crossover to country music. While what small semblance of a music career she has left is being drowned in “twang,” Tony also wants to see his lady pack on the pounds, according to OK! Magazine:
Tony is also the first to boost Jess about her body! Jessica admits that she’s “packed on a few pounds but she doesn’t care,” the source tells OK!.
“She’s loving life and isn’t trying to be Daisy Duke. Besides, if Tony loves the way she looks, who is anyone else to complain?”
So, what? This is payback for all those football games he lost? C’mon, Tony Romo, that’s not cool. One day I might meet Jessica Simpson and seduce her with my funny stories Herculean pectorals. I don’t want to feel like it’s a “Gimme” because I ran into her at a Vegas buffet and quickly fashioned myself a necklace out of chicken wings. I’m a man who requires the thrill of the hunt. No, really, I always keep a blow gun handy. On a related note, I’m not allowed in the strip club anymore.
rebecca | July 24, 2008 at 2:05 pm
she looks so, dumb.
mmetalman | July 24, 2008 at 2:05 pm
she sings?
Fred | July 24, 2008 at 2:06 pm
That’s an awesome camel toe she has going on in the last photo. She’s undeniably hot. I’d hit it.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | July 24, 2008 at 2:07 pm
That dog’s poor eyes just scream euthanize me.
Hey look! A Maltipoo!
Fred | July 24, 2008 at 2:09 pm
It’s interesting when people post comments about her being dumb…so what…she’s not lecturing to anyone. She’s hot, and has made a success despite having only a modicum of talent. Says more about those paying for entertainment than about those making it really…
And I’d still hit it.
dre | July 24, 2008 at 2:09 pm
anyone know who makes that dress – i love it
verbatim | July 24, 2008 at 2:10 pm
She doesn’t look like she’s gained any weight at all since she recently lost so much. Before anyone calls her a heifer let me assure you you’ll never find a cow weighing only 115lbs (which is about what Jessica weighs). Search the farthest reaches of the Earth, you aint gonna find one!
Deacon Jones | July 24, 2008 at 2:16 pm
I wish she’s star in a bukkake porn flick and just take like 50 loads on her face, forcing a smile the whole time
silverdollar | July 24, 2008 at 2:18 pm
that girl next to her…..why are her jeans so fucking long? that looks retarded.
whodat | July 24, 2008 at 2:18 pm
So Tony likes a little junk when he hits it. Good boy. It’ll make her boobs bigger too.
Wimble | July 24, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Might want to fix the mammoth overhaul of fucking spy ware on your shit site…..The shit is taking over
Joana | July 24, 2008 at 2:36 pm
#9 – I was going to comment on exactly the same; it looks like she has no feet..!
ph7 | July 24, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Her friend has NICE CANS, too. Face, not so much.
A-1 | July 24, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Although I don’t care for her music, I think she looks great. That is sweet that Tony supports her in how much she weighs. Men shouldn’t be critical of a woman’s weight because believe me, women are already hard enough on themselves.
B | July 24, 2008 at 3:06 pm
She needs to do her roots. Fake ass bitch.
deacon jones is an idiot | July 24, 2008 at 3:06 pm
That’s all
havoc | July 24, 2008 at 3:09 pm
How the hell do you get a camel toe in a dress?
Damn, that’s hot….
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taxpayer | July 24, 2008 at 3:14 pm
The chick with the too long pants: what does her t-shirt say? Jesus, please have us back? I’m dying to figure it out.
here taxpayer | July 24, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Jesus: please holla back.
toohot | July 24, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Nice gunt and camel toe in last pic. At first I thought ‘wow she’s tall, then I got a gander @ pic 4 and noticed that midget of a women was wearing 9 inch heels. The flowing to the point of ‘dragging on the dirty floor’ dress shes wearing do a good job of making us think Jessica is tall on her own. Just like her assistant. The jeans go so low @ the cuffs they touch the floor so no one notices her heels are 9 inches too. It must be difficult for short women. Most hate tall women but wont admit it. She will never be able to hold onto a man permanently, or at least for a long time. It must be hell to be a man and have to be with her after the sex is over, but she probably suks at that too.
Deacon Jones | July 24, 2008 at 3:29 pm
@16
Ah, finally. I thought I was beginning to lose my touch.
@18
It’s “holla back”. Fucking lame shirt
toohot | July 24, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Nice gunt and camel toe in last pic. At first I thought ‘wow she’s tall, then I got a gander @ pic 4 and noticed that midget of a women was wearing 9 inch heels. The flowing to the point of ‘dragging on the dirty floor’ dress shes wearing do a good job of making us think Jessica is tall on her own. Just like her assistant. The jeans go so low @ the cuffs they touch the floor so no one notices her heels are 9 inches too. It must be difficult for short women. Most hate tall women but wont admit it. She will never be able to hold onto a man permanently, or at least for a long time. It must be hell to be a man and have to be with her after the sex is over, but she probably suks at that too.
Lola | July 24, 2008 at 4:18 pm
is that freaking that hag katherine heggles ugly hairy ass hubby behind this fat skank in picture 5, 7 and 8? who would ever follow this talentless blonde anywhere? so stupid
chris | July 24, 2008 at 4:31 pm
according to yahoo Canada she’s winning over fans.
liz4sale | July 24, 2008 at 4:41 pm
I think the only time anyone actually liked her was when she was doing newlyweds with nick lachey. they were so cute together then she started taking herself too seriously and now shes a joke. she can sing better than most people im sure but she doesnt really have a pretty voice. have u ever heard her try to hold a note. its just bad. but no shes not fat at all.
Ted Mosby | July 24, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Romo wants her to be as big as Andre Gurode.
Harry | July 24, 2008 at 4:54 pm
Methinks before he’s done, Tony Homo will have her looking like a lineman.
sameshitdifferentyear | July 24, 2008 at 5:42 pm
I just checked my Magic-8 Ball, concentrating on the question
“Will ol’ Jess ever break it big into Country Music????”
and it revealed, in really-really-really tiny writing,
“If both of the last 2 Presidents could each be re-elected, then I don’t see why this curvaceous cow can’t cajole and convince some fellow Southerners to part with a little bit of their potential gas-money.”
Actually, that’s not true, the answer it really gave was
“Who fucking cares?”
Didn’t even know that was an optional choice. Never got it before.
ME! | July 24, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Her dog seems to have more personality than she does, and she’s cuter, too! I heart Daisy!
ME! | July 24, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Her dog seems to have more personality than she does, and she’s cuter, too! I heart Daisy; Jess sucks!
sameshitdifferentyear | July 24, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Oh, and most of us fatten up our gf’s after the first few months to get a little bigger tits for us.
She’s already sporting double-D’s, so WTF.
jay | July 24, 2008 at 6:11 pm
if I sat next to her on the plane I would give her a mile high pussy lick. I’d let her sit on my face and smear her love juice on it. ooooooh baby!!!
burgernoodle for the masses | July 24, 2008 at 8:09 pm
that’s bogus.
drea | July 24, 2008 at 9:19 pm
Why do these people have to take 37,000 other people with them everywhere they go????
1 MILF Hunter | July 25, 2008 at 12:57 am
Jessica is Yoko Romo.
Qat | July 25, 2008 at 1:09 am
Bitch doesn’t have any ass, anyway.
Jeniffer | July 25, 2008 at 4:11 am
She is pretty and sexy. I think I will love her. LOL. Every time I sign in to the celeb club ***R I C H L O V I N G.C O M***, I can see many new topics talking about her. She has created a nice profile for seeking a great man for hook ups.
TV Addict | July 25, 2008 at 6:26 am
She just seems plainly desperate for any attention or career!
Stroker | July 25, 2008 at 8:22 am
He probably just likes those breasts big and soft so that he can get full friction for his cock. I can only imagine her giggle when he pumps a load all over her neck and under her chin.
whynot | July 25, 2008 at 10:40 am
it looks like to me that the rack is starting to turn into mud flaps..
whynot | July 25, 2008 at 10:52 am
She is pretty and sexy. I think I will love her. LOL. Every time I sign in to the celeb club ***R I C H L O V I N G.C O M***, I can see many new topics talking about her. She has created a nice profile for seeking a great man for hook ups.
WTF? First day in America? Are you japanese or chinese? get the hell out of here foreigner.
spike | July 25, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Her doggie’s so cute.
angel | September 10, 2008 at 5:51 pm
so funny, i love your comments.