Tony Romo wants Jessica Simpson to be a fat country singer

July 24th, 2008 // 43 Comments

Tony Romo is apparently the driving force behind Jessica Simpson’s already failed attempt to crossover to country music. While what small semblance of a music career she has left is being drowned in “twang,” Tony also wants to see his lady pack on the pounds, according to OK! Magazine:

Tony is also the first to boost Jess about her body! Jessica admits that she’s “packed on a few pounds but she doesn’t care,” the source tells OK!.
“She’s loving life and isn’t trying to be Daisy Duke. Besides, if Tony loves the way she looks, who is anyone else to complain?”

So, what? This is payback for all those football games he lost? C’mon, Tony Romo, that’s not cool. One day I might meet Jessica Simpson and seduce her with my funny stories Herculean pectorals. I don’t want to feel like it’s a “Gimme” because I ran into her at a Vegas buffet and quickly fashioned myself a necklace out of chicken wings. I’m a man who requires the thrill of the hunt. No, really, I always keep a blow gun handy. On a related note, I’m not allowed in the strip club anymore.

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  1. rebecca

    she looks so, dumb.

  2. mmetalman

    she sings?

  3. Fred

    That’s an awesome camel toe she has going on in the last photo. She’s undeniably hot. I’d hit it.

  4. That dog’s poor eyes just scream euthanize me.

    Hey look! A Maltipoo!

  5. Fred

    It’s interesting when people post comments about her being dumb…so what…she’s not lecturing to anyone. She’s hot, and has made a success despite having only a modicum of talent. Says more about those paying for entertainment than about those making it really…

    And I’d still hit it.

  6. dre

    anyone know who makes that dress – i love it

  7. verbatim

    She doesn’t look like she’s gained any weight at all since she recently lost so much. Before anyone calls her a heifer let me assure you you’ll never find a cow weighing only 115lbs (which is about what Jessica weighs). Search the farthest reaches of the Earth, you aint gonna find one!

  8. Deacon Jones

    I wish she’s star in a bukkake porn flick and just take like 50 loads on her face, forcing a smile the whole time

  9. silverdollar

    that girl next to her…..why are her jeans so fucking long? that looks retarded.

  10. whodat

    So Tony likes a little junk when he hits it. Good boy. It’ll make her boobs bigger too.

  11. Wimble

    Might want to fix the mammoth overhaul of fucking spy ware on your shit site…..The shit is taking over

  12. Joana

    #9 – I was going to comment on exactly the same; it looks like she has no feet..!

  13. ph7

    Her friend has NICE CANS, too. Face, not so much.

  14. A-1

    Although I don’t care for her music, I think she looks great. That is sweet that Tony supports her in how much she weighs. Men shouldn’t be critical of a woman’s weight because believe me, women are already hard enough on themselves.

  15. B

    She needs to do her roots. Fake ass bitch.

  16. deacon jones is an idiot

    That’s all

  17. havoc

    How the hell do you get a camel toe in a dress?

    Damn, that’s hot….

    .

  18. taxpayer

    The chick with the too long pants: what does her t-shirt say? Jesus, please have us back? I’m dying to figure it out.

  19. here taxpayer

    Jesus: please holla back.

  20. Nice gunt and camel toe in last pic. At first I thought ‘wow she’s tall, then I got a gander @ pic 4 and noticed that midget of a women was wearing 9 inch heels. The flowing to the point of ‘dragging on the dirty floor’ dress shes wearing do a good job of making us think Jessica is tall on her own. Just like her assistant. The jeans go so low @ the cuffs they touch the floor so no one notices her heels are 9 inches too. It must be difficult for short women. Most hate tall women but wont admit it. She will never be able to hold onto a man permanently, or at least for a long time. It must be hell to be a man and have to be with her after the sex is over, but she probably suks at that too.

  21. Deacon Jones

    @16

    Ah, finally. I thought I was beginning to lose my touch.

    @18
    It’s “holla back”. Fucking lame shirt

  22. Nice gunt and camel toe in last pic. At first I thought ‘wow she’s tall, then I got a gander @ pic 4 and noticed that midget of a women was wearing 9 inch heels. The flowing to the point of ‘dragging on the dirty floor’ dress shes wearing do a good job of making us think Jessica is tall on her own. Just like her assistant. The jeans go so low @ the cuffs they touch the floor so no one notices her heels are 9 inches too. It must be difficult for short women. Most hate tall women but wont admit it. She will never be able to hold onto a man permanently, or at least for a long time. It must be hell to be a man and have to be with her after the sex is over, but she probably suks at that too.

  23. Lola

    is that freaking that hag katherine heggles ugly hairy ass hubby behind this fat skank in picture 5, 7 and 8? who would ever follow this talentless blonde anywhere? so stupid

  24. chris

    according to yahoo Canada she’s winning over fans.

  25. liz4sale

    I think the only time anyone actually liked her was when she was doing newlyweds with nick lachey. they were so cute together then she started taking herself too seriously and now shes a joke. she can sing better than most people im sure but she doesnt really have a pretty voice. have u ever heard her try to hold a note. its just bad. but no shes not fat at all.

  26. Ted Mosby

    Romo wants her to be as big as Andre Gurode.

  27. Harry

    Methinks before he’s done, Tony Homo will have her looking like a lineman.

  28. sameshitdifferentyear

    I just checked my Magic-8 Ball, concentrating on the question

    “Will ol’ Jess ever break it big into Country Music????”

    and it revealed, in really-really-really tiny writing,

    “If both of the last 2 Presidents could each be re-elected, then I don’t see why this curvaceous cow can’t cajole and convince some fellow Southerners to part with a little bit of their potential gas-money.”

    Actually, that’s not true, the answer it really gave was

    “Who fucking cares?”

    Didn’t even know that was an optional choice. Never got it before.

  29. ME!

    Her dog seems to have more personality than she does, and she’s cuter, too! I heart Daisy!

  30. ME!

    Her dog seems to have more personality than she does, and she’s cuter, too! I heart Daisy; Jess sucks!

  31. sameshitdifferentyear

    Oh, and most of us fatten up our gf’s after the first few months to get a little bigger tits for us.
    She’s already sporting double-D’s, so WTF.

  32. jay

    if I sat next to her on the plane I would give her a mile high pussy lick. I’d let her sit on my face and smear her love juice on it. ooooooh baby!!!

  33. drea

    Why do these people have to take 37,000 other people with them everywhere they go????

  34. 1 MILF Hunter

    Jessica is Yoko Romo.

  35. Qat

    Bitch doesn’t have any ass, anyway.

  36. Jeniffer

    She is pretty and sexy. I think I will love her. LOL. Every time I sign in to the celeb club ***R I C H L O V I N G.C O M***, I can see many new topics talking about her. She has created a nice profile for seeking a great man for hook ups.

  37. She just seems plainly desperate for any attention or career!

  38. Stroker

    He probably just likes those breasts big and soft so that he can get full friction for his cock. I can only imagine her giggle when he pumps a load all over her neck and under her chin.

  39. whynot

    it looks like to me that the rack is starting to turn into mud flaps..

  40. whynot

    She is pretty and sexy. I think I will love her. LOL. Every time I sign in to the celeb club ***R I C H L O V I N G.C O M***, I can see many new topics talking about her. She has created a nice profile for seeking a great man for hook ups.

    WTF? First day in America? Are you japanese or chinese? get the hell out of here foreigner.

  41. spike

    Her doggie’s so cute.

  42. angel

    so funny, i love your comments.

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