Dallas Cowboy’s quarterback and Jessica Simpson’s current boyfriend Tony Romo got to spend the evening with her exes last night. Tony was recognized at Cosmopolitan’s Fun Fearless Male of the Year awards – along with John Mayer and Dane Cook. That’s awkward with a side of douche. Here’s what Tony remarked to E! News:
“I guess you date Jessica Simpson, that makes you fearless,” quipped the quarterback.
Yeah, because it’s really fearless to follow up Dane Cook and John Mayer. C’mon, Tony Romo, you could’ve been an axe murderer and looked like Prince Charming. Actually, that was more of a suggestion and not a joke. Here’s an axe. Start with Dane Cook. Tell him you saw a pair of flair jeans in the alley and it’ll be like shooting fish in a barrel. But with an axe.