Tony Romo apparently believes the rumors that Jessica Simpson distracted him and decided the two should “just be friends,” according to NY Daily News:
A few days after the Giants bounced the Cowboys from the playoffs, Romo called the “Dukes of Hazzard” star to tell her their romance was over.
“He said he thought it was better if they went back to being friends,” a pal of hers said.
Poor Jessica Simpson. I guess she’s on the rebound and is probably through with professional athletes. Well, she’s in luck. I’m also single and don’t professionally play any sports. Though I am a champion at Nude Photo Hunt at the bar. And by champion I mean I drunkenly make out with the machine until the bouncer hits me with a cue stick. It’s sort of my calling in life and, as long as Jessica respects that, I can see a future for us.
shokroklove | January 24, 2008 at 12:01 pm
haha! what people believe..
Snarf | January 24, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Go Chargers! Next year baby!
Snarf | January 24, 2008 at 12:04 pm
The people in Texas need to get a fucking clue. They blame Simpson for Romo’s fuckups. Romo is a stupid asshole who made the decision as a grown adult to go on a vacation before a playoff game. Get over it Texas, Romo fucking sucks and it his fault for any mistakes he made, not simpson’s.
Donkey Ass | January 24, 2008 at 12:06 pm
Finally, that girl is poison. He’ll have a GREAT season next year if he stays away from the blonde bimbo.
Jaffo | January 24, 2008 at 12:06 pm
I have to assume that ‘we should just be friends’ in this case means ‘Yeah, you are really hot, but screwing you feels like child molesting because you have the mental capacity of a 7 year-old.’ I’d still take you to Chucky Cheese and then play Neptune King of the Ocen with you in the shower later, Jessica. And buy you all the Bratz you wanted…
Snarf | January 24, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Idiots act like he is the only person in the NFL who has a girlfriend or wife in the stands.
From now on, whenever a team loses we should blame the wife, it’s obviously their fault according to Texans.
Papahotnuts | January 24, 2008 at 12:10 pm
So I guess it’s safe to assume that every quaterback the Saints have ever had has fucked Jessica Simpson.
Spazz | January 24, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Good move Tony. Because we all know without your million$ you would have NO PROBLEM getting a chick like that. Hilarious.
Jaffo | January 24, 2008 at 12:12 pm
@7–Absolutely. And I have to guess that Ryan Leaf humped her backdoor til it gave up…
FRIST!!! | January 24, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Love the look on her face. She truly is clueless, no??
Apache | January 24, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Romo just can’t concentrate when there’s familiar pussy in the stands. Guy needs to work on his game mentality.
Er, that wasn’t remotely funny, but it’s still true.
Jimbo | January 24, 2008 at 12:13 pm
THere is a boy that knows where his prioritys are..
meh | January 24, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Just goes to show how incredibly high the intelligence level of Texans really is. *cough* George Dubya should have given that away.
Jessica Simpson’s face looks dumb…he must have just gotten tired of drawing faces on bags.
Auntie Kryst | January 24, 2008 at 12:15 pm
I don’t get it, why did Romo dump her right after his season ended? He’s got a whole off season to have his fun. He should have waited until mini-camp.
Papahotnuts | January 24, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Tony Romo looks like he used to eat glue.
RichPort | January 24, 2008 at 12:16 pm
The only person happy about this tragic development is Joe Simpson’s cock.
tony romo | January 24, 2008 at 12:17 pm
snarf, come to texas so I can whip your ass.
Ted from LA | January 24, 2008 at 12:17 pm
It’s not you, it’s me.
my comment | January 24, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Not that I like Jessica so much… BUT this big football player is blaming his shitty performance on a GIRL??
Sheesh, athletes are even dumber than actors…
Ted from LA | January 24, 2008 at 12:20 pm
As for the photo, Jessica is watching a long pass touchdown replay, but thinks the exact same thing just happened again. Thus, the expression on her face.
Zanna | January 24, 2008 at 12:20 pm
It’s not me, it’s you.
Lady Esq | January 24, 2008 at 12:22 pm
I guess the one who is really crying now is Joe Simpson and his loss on season tickets..Poor Jessica got used and dumped..Her reply to all of this is, “Next!”
Zanna | January 24, 2008 at 12:22 pm
I heard Jessica sent Romo a postcard and it said, “It’s here, wish you were beautiful”
Snarf | January 24, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Romo must have never gotten laid until being in the NFL if he can’t stop thinking about the Vag in the middle of a playoff game…with thousand of spectators in the stands…be watched all over the country…he still can’t stop thinking about the vag.
D. Richards (Skank.) | January 24, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Jessica epitomizes the word ‘loser’. She fails at everything: singing, acting, dating, life. Everything.
Well, she fails at everything except sucking her daddy’s cock.
You know Tony Homo’s just glad for an excuse to run away. Could you imagine spending an entire lifetime with Jessica Simpson? Even a few months?! God no.
The Office Whore | January 24, 2008 at 12:26 pm
He’s a fucking chicken. Or is he tuna?
Aswad | January 24, 2008 at 12:27 pm
He tittyfucked her, she flipped him over and pounded away while screaming “who’s your daddy?” (before the game, obviously) – really, what was left for them?
Elton's Lover | January 24, 2008 at 12:27 pm
I heard through my hairdresser from his concierge who USED to date the towel boy that works in Cowboy’s locker room that Tony Romo enjoys getting slapped with towels from his teammates while he watches Jessica receive “attentions” from his teammates.
Do you think it’s true!? It’s tittilating really to imagine.
Apache | January 24, 2008 at 12:28 pm
@24– Must’ve been some really fantastic sex. I certainly fucking hope so, at least.
Sampan Man | January 24, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Even worse……imagine spending an hour with that bucket mouth D Richards? Jesus….I’d go Cho.
Melanie | January 24, 2008 at 12:28 pm
I am a champion at nude photo hunt also!!!! hahaha my friends and I go to the bar specifically for that game. One time I went and someone had put in 150 credits… for fun… all for us. It was lovely.
Papahotnuts | January 24, 2008 at 12:29 pm
If I could fuck Jessica Simpson, I’d be like “Screw this team” and run out on the field with speedskates, swimming goggles, and hockey mask on. I’d yell “Hike” hit the football with a golf club, scream “Home Run”, ride a race horse off the field, and throw a javelin into the scoreboard. Then I’d spend the next 6 months beating her pussy up like it owed 3 months rent. Fuck the playoffs, I got pussy on the couch.
I guess that’s why I’ll never be a NFL quarterback. Because, physically, I’ve got the talent.
PunkA | January 24, 2008 at 12:29 pm
She is just plain smoking hot. I would bone her til I was raw and she could not walk, and not care what anyone thought. Screw Texas. Screw Cowboys fans. And yeah, keep screwing Jussica baby!!!!!
Zanna | January 24, 2008 at 12:29 pm
@28…..you’re fucking awesome. ha ha ha
J | January 24, 2008 at 12:30 pm
supposedly they’re going to sing a duet together LOL
http://snagwiremedia.com/wickedyouth/2008/01/jessica-simpson-to-record-duet.html
Elton's Lover | January 24, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Thank you Miss! I too am aware of your “awesomeness”! It shines sooooo brightly Darling!
I just don’t want anyone to become angry and rain on our wonderful. glorious parade!
Zanna | January 24, 2008 at 12:33 pm
@27 – if he asked her that then she yelled out, “Joe! Joe’s my daddy” or maybe she just pointed to her dad because he was probably right there.
Thsy | January 24, 2008 at 12:34 pm
This is great news. There’s no chance of these idiots mixing their genes to create the world’s dumbest human. Genitalia priviledges revoked.
Bigheadmike | January 24, 2008 at 12:34 pm
My turn to love her long time…..
Apache | January 24, 2008 at 12:35 pm
@37–
How could she yell out anything with Papa Joe’s dick in her mouth. Romo just got sick of all the three-ways with daddy.
Zanna | January 24, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Even if they rain on our parade, Elton’s Lover we shall stand victorious – hand in hand and sing Elton’s “I’m still standing” to our heinous offenders!
ps. Papa..you are on FIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
caca | January 24, 2008 at 12:37 pm
I like her. seems saw her before on a celebrity and millioniare dating site millionairefriends.com. I will check if it is true.
Elton's Lover | January 24, 2008 at 12:39 pm
#42 You are quite distasteful!!!
Texas Tranny | January 24, 2008 at 12:39 pm
America’s Team…………………….Don’t fuck with America……..
And to the fucking dumb-ass that thinks Dubya is Texan……..he was born in fucking CONNECTICUT, he ain’t no fucking Texan.
Zanna | January 24, 2008 at 12:39 pm
@40…well..I did say she “may have pointed”…but now you have me convinced she did point..what with her mouth full of Joesauge.
Anonymous | January 24, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Romo is the most overrated QB in the NFL. Jones really fucked up by giving him $67 million dollars. He’s a choker. He will never win the big games.
Papa Joe is now seriously pissed off because he’s going to have to figure out another way to sell Chestica to the public, since her “talent” isn’t doing the trick.
D. Richards (Sadist.) | January 24, 2008 at 12:43 pm
I’d feel like such a bullshit artist if I looked up on to those gigantic stadium screens and saw some ‘little’ woman with my number on her jersey.
Hunters, gatherers. Hunters, gatherers.
Papahotnuts | January 24, 2008 at 12:46 pm
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Jumpin_J | January 24, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Yo Tranny, “America’s Team”? Uh, no. The ‘boys haven’t been worthy of that title since the 80′s. How many years without a playoff win… and counting? Them boys were just beaten by a friggin beat-up wild card team. What have they got to show for it? T.O crying? You should be embarassed. Maybe you should try rooting for the Texans instead.
Angus | January 24, 2008 at 12:48 pm
They had one last, mournful 3-way after the game. Romo boinked Jessica (or was it the other way around?) while Daddy peed on Romo, telling him to pretend he had won and it was Gatorade. They all had tears in their eyes.