Tony Romo finds replacement for Jessica Simpson

September 3rd, 2009 // 82 Comments

Tony Romo is dating 22-year-old Miss Missouri 2008 Candice Crawford who also happens to be the sister of Gossip Girl star Chace Crawford. So you know he’s not going to do anything about it except aloofly look into the camera. Us Magazine reports:

“She’s not happy that it’s out [in the media], but they weren’t trying to hide,” a source close to Candice tells Us the day after CelebTV.com first reported the coupling. “They’ve gone out to dinner in Dallas a bunch.”

Granted, Tony Romo no longer has Jessica Simpson’s large, bountiful breasts to play with, he also don’t have to sword fight Joe Simpson every time he wants to touch a boob. Or clear off a pile of cheeseburger wrappers. That, too.

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  1. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester

    Cute but not as good a motorboat as Jessica would give. More tugboat.

  2. mr cynic

    he must go for really intelligent girls
    she looks like a nobel prize winner

  3. Dj

    wow! She is beautiful!!!

  4. Clem

    Her eyes are way too close together, she’s like a frikking cyclops!
    Missouri though so ….

  5. sushi

    She’s much hotter than that short squatty little fuck he was with before.

  6. Some Girl

    Her eyes are too close together?!? Give me a break… She is freaking gorgeous.

  7. babydoll

    very wierd… tony romo dated carrie underwood, who dated this new girl’s brother… he needs to get out more…poor jessica, he’s been cheating a long time….

  8. babydoll

    very wierd… tony romo dated carrie underwood, who dated this new girl’s brother… he needs to get out more…poor jessica, he’s been cheating a long time….

  9. Matt

    Jessica was MUCH better….

  10. Tom K

    UPGRADE!!!!!!!!!!!! The face is a little off but that body is on point! Jessica wishes she had a body like that.

  11. Anonymouse

    Very hot. Looks like Kristen Bell a bit no?

  12. jenni

    looks too much like female version of chace crawford. is it just me, or is that really disturbing?

  13. Unsatisfied

    Oh, the untold tragedies that have resulted from Jimbob’s confusion about the clit. No wonder he has the time to comment here.

  14. MissyKrissy

    it looks like the chick from Scrubs

  15. Gando

    Because of her looks we’d forgive her she’s from Missouri.

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  20. Jamie's Uterus

    That’s one hot bitch, much more up market than that Jessica Simpson.

  21. may

    Wow her brother is so much prettier. The same features but they just.. wow. I have a thing for Chace Crawford big time!

  22. 17. “Shaniqua”, I hate to state the obvious, but you are clearly a fat, illiterate negro. Look up “schadenfreude”, and you might understand what this site is really all about.

    65. She could be from Uranus, and I couldn’t care less. She can pray to any god she wants while I’m bangin’ her hard doggie style and I won’t complain. Bitch is smokin’.

    Romo is still gay though. A waste, really.

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  24. Meseret Hailu

    I am 22 Year old. I am interested to know how to date Romo. I’m gratuation college diploma in office management. I can two languages Amharic and English written and reading is very well.

  25. I wonder what it’s like having a brother that’s prettier than you.

  26. xo

    wow, i expected chace’s sister to be a complete knockout.. totally agree amanda… her face is kind of weird actually..

  27. CA

    Oh hell yeah……………..absofuckinlutely GORGEOUS!!!!!! Absurd beautiful legs………….

  28. I looked drunk …:)

  29. Shes a very beautiful women any man would be lucky to be with her! I’m not sure about personality though. I’m sure shes a great women, besides John isn’t even goodlooking. Nick was good looking so was Tony Romo, coming from a straight man btw. She could do a lot better!

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