Jessica Simpson’s attorneys are going after OK! Magazine. The latest issue claims Tony Romo kicked Jessica to the curb after losing the playoffs. The article also says Ashlee Simpson is trying to distance herself from Jessica. Both of these claims are false, according to TMZ:
Simpson’s lawyers have sent a letter to OK!’s Editor-in-Chief, Sarah Ivens, claiming OK!’s article is bogus, adding that Jess and Tony are still together and that Ashlee and Jessica remain close. The attorneys say the article reflects a “smear campaign” and has subjected Simpson to “public contempt, ridicule, aversion or disgrace.”
The lawyers want OK! to “immediately publish a prominent and unambiguous” retraction.
I’m suing OK! Magazine too. I thought Jessica Simpson was single and mine for the taking. I even bought a bunch of Mexican Viagra and the always romantic box of wine. Of course, I kind of drank all the wine last night then took the Viagra. I’ve been knocking stuff off my co-workers’ desks all morning. Hey, Larry, you filing those papers? *swings around* Ha ha, not anymore! I should get a raise for this.
This is all very confusing to me.
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Nice hat, you dumb shit
People in Texas are fucking Idiots and blame Romo’s lousy performance on Simpson. They act like he is the only NFL player with a girl in the stands.
Jimmy Dean Sausage eating donkey fuckers..
People in Texas are fucking Idiots and blame Romo’s lousy performance on Simpson. They act like he is the only NFL player with a girl in the stands.
Jimmy Dean Sausage eating donkey fuckers..
Is it fixed yet???
Another Jessica Simpson item…. who cares!!!!!!
I wound’t touch that with the dick of D. Richards!
Jess has nice DD’s. Look at the suckers. There is no containing them. Except when her dad, Joe, has them in his hands, as usual. The perv.
Wow I just keep commenting and commenting…where do they go???
She kind of looks like my puppy right after I whapped his ass with a news paper for pissin in the house
” WTF ? “
Great pic!
If her career washes out, she can play the girl on the corn field on Hee Haw
I really want to hit that. Joe Simpson and all.
Will someone please punch this crazy cow in the head?
Show of hands… am I the only one that wants to kick her in the head..?
Good… it’s not just me…
‘ Tony Romo didn’t fumble Jessica Simpson’.Are we still talking english here or Swahili?
who cares?
That first pic makes her look like a fembot just before her fucking head explodes
#16] It’s about a horny import Italian and a cartoon character.I’m intrigued.
In this photo, Jessica’s trainer’s telling her to sit; stay – stay – gewood girl! Who’s my good girl? You’re my good girl! What a cute wittle puppy-wuppy dog.
Bitch.
Shes purty
She looks like a human puppy dog.
She is worthless in every possible way. Her career is non-existent at this point, and her home state has turned against her. Go into a cave and stay there.
You all ready got the raise the night before.. ka ching
She looks like she’s about to say, “But Wil-burrrrrrr~!”
This picture reminds me that it’s not nice to make fun of retarded children.
Love her.
You hateful jackasses.
@23: You are 100% on point.
The mere sight of this vacuous moron makes me want to hurl.
She is borderline retarded, has very little talent and still makes millions of dollars.
She should really shut her fucking mouth and thank her lucky stars that she makes millions, in spite of the fact that she is a complete waste of space.
Not that I am bitter or anything.
FUMBLE??
I’m expecting INTENTIONAL GROUNDING
it only a matter of time.
“no jessica, your helmet, not your pink cowboy hat, now hurry up the bus is here”
Binky: Test . Test . One. two. Is this tuna ? ’9/11 was an inside job’ Test. One. two.
Public at LARGE : Ok. Binky – we ‘get’ it. ‘The servers were down’.No comment.
Binky : Yeah. Right. Gr8 pubs. For a while there visiting this site I thought I was ,like, completely trapped ‘Time Tunnel’ mid 2006 – recess type thing.
Not that I’m against …’retro’ but…
Cliff Notes : But 9/11 was an Inside job.
Hi Binky.
As for the photo above, who in the hell takes a picture of Jessica’s head? What a rookie error.
Good point Ted.
Where am I?
#34 Where am I ? Who knows ?
But I want to be a cowboy…
( And in other news 9/11 was an inside job. )
Personally, I’m all for T.O. and his crew heading for Washington in the off season and scoring a few REAL touchdowns ( as they say in the industry)
@35, I’m with you there dude, as Public enemy said when they had no idea how prophetic they were being, “911 is a joke”. Word.
But, Jessica Simpson for me is serrrr-MOKIN hot and regardless of what some buttholes say about her wrecking some team she can come round and eat crackers in my bed any time.
” I want to be a Cowboy’ is a friggin’ song from somewhere. If no one gets my fucking pathos….. – I’m willing to deal with it. .
Etc.
I can deal with this.. Etc.
Well ok # 35 – she’s kinda cute , but I don’t know about the crackers.
Etc.
# 36*
( We’re metric up here – etc)
It’s “I could have been a cowboy,” Bink. Word.
In case I can’t post tonight. Here is my comment for the next Amy Winehouse thread:
I’ve had hard-ons last longer than that rehab stint.
Bragger
Binky – - – Ted – - – you two wanna get a room? Fuckola. Exchange emails and go there.
She was said to have a personal account on ‘BillionaireCupid.com’ club with her hot pictures and blogs there. The site is getting hotter and hotter, cuz quite a few millionaires and celebrities tend to go there.
She’s a human fuck-toy!
Right on # 41 Cougar – Texas
Welcome to the site ( I mean that seriously) Like Welcome x
Like really. A room? A room with you baby.( Feel free to roar to me ‘cougar’)
( Don’t forget the Listerine)
Any comments on 9/11 ? Or are you another Gonzo Alonzo ?
Cliff Notes :’I don’t know why they say ‘goodbye’ – I say’ hello’.
Binky : Good plan Cliff – was watching Craig Furgeson (sp?) last night with Ringo Star and – believe me – the whole room was dancing.
Jennifer Simpson is naturally beautiful. I heard that she just broke up with Tony. Hope everything is ok with her. Just wanna tell you ppl something about me:
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I am a beautiful girl and sexy . I just want to take this chance to find good man here for dating or marriage. If you are interested, check my profile and photos out at WealthyRomance.com. 1BEAUTY4U is my username.
Go ahead and sue, Chesty, but it’s just a matter of time. You were born to be passed around. Daddy knows best. After breaking up your marriage to archnemesis Nick Lachey, Joe Pimpson has been free to market you – his beloved dimwitted, big boobed daughter in exchange for a one-way ticket from Palookaville, box seats at Cowboy games and God knows what else. Touching…
So. # 45 46 Cool man.
But how ’bout that 9/11 thing ?
Inside job ?
Binky : Oh come on now # 45 46…
Completely brain dead – or a shill ?
( Sometimes it’s tuff to separate the pricks)
Speak – we’re all here ready for you to educate us.
Cliff Notes : Put them on a milk carton.
Well ok – #45-46 may have been ‘on their way to the toilets’, as they say in the industry.
And not here to refute my Carroll Quigley thesis. etc…
\Whatever.
Blow me.
#199 You are completely insane. I love it.