Tony Parker Banged His Teammate’s Wife

Now that it’s been established Eva Longoria really is getting a divorce, but didn’t want to ruin today’s Us Weekly exclusive she negotiated in advance, we can get down to who stuck what in who. Namely Tony Parker nailing one his teammate’s wife because he’s French and that’s what they do. Extra reports:

“Extra” confirmed the actress found hundreds of text messages from another woman on Parker’s phone, who turned out to be the wife of one of the NBA player’s teammates.
Longoria’s estranged husband also cheated on her earlier in the marriage with yet another woman, with whom he kept in touch via Facebook, sources say.
“She is devastated, she wants us all to know that,” said good friend, Mario Lopez. “But she’s strong.”

Wait. Is Mario Lopez her spokesperson now? Way to defuse those rumors. Anyway, Eva has issued the following statement to Us Weekly per all that stuff I said up top about giving them the story:

“It is with great sadness that after 7 years together, Tony and I have decided to divorce,” she said in a statement Wednesday afternoon. “We love each other deeply and pray for each other’s happiness.”

And by pray for each other’s happiness, she means sue him for spousal support and launch a media blitzkrieg liken the world has never seen. On that note, I look forward to the audio tapes of Tony Parker disarmingly saying, “Oui oui, you shall blow me, mademoiselle, lest I set these crepes on fire, no?”

UPDATE: Sports Illustrated’s Bryan Graham is reporting it was former Spur Brent Barry’s wife. Let’s assume alliteration played a role.

Photos: Splash News