Toni Braxton hates the wind

I think she has great legs and a nice ass – if the wind ever blew my skirt up, I only wish mine looked that good.

Seems like her taste in lingeries is just same as my grandma’s…

I’d still hit it…if she didn’t up her rates.

What the hell? Nobody pick up on ‘BigJim”s racist as f*ck comment at the top???? (13). Be sure to burn in hell Big boy.

154
what are you talking about you freak?

Apparently “coob” is slang referring to the enlarged lower lip of some African Americans. I did not know that. Though it is not considered slang for referring directly to African Americans, so I just think BigJim up there is a moron more than he is a racist.

Oh wait, same thing?

@154 – There is no racist remark in his comment, douchebag. Unless you consider COOB to be an ethnic identity.

Look, im just gonna come rite out an say it, shes got a nice ass, an i wud hit that ass ina flash :)

i heard Toni’s fake tits exploded on the Concorde a few years bag…high altitudes & silicone = pure entertainment

*back*

Lame ass, aren’t you supposed to be leaving this site? And you’re just jealous that there’s a site that you won’t be able to ruin with your idiotic, pointless drivel.

@124-

It IS impossible to ignore. It desperately attempts to comment to all the new posters so it can feel like people like it, and it JUST..WON’T….SHUT…UP! EVER. It goes on and on and on, saying how wonderful it is, and how superior to us it is, but yet it still wastes it’s oh so valuable time here, laying stupid ass games and trying to convince us that it and Whipped are actually two different people. If it had any sense, it would do something to enrich itself, like learn to spell, read a book, go to a therapist, or kill itself instead of annoying us. Also, if it wants to be a troll, it could at least TRY to be a good one, instead of the mediocre shit it is now.

Dearest #154, M,

BigJim is NOT making any racial remarks. COOB is an acronym for something about a certain poster on here…I’m not naming any names but apparently she gave in last night and signed off for good.

I don’t exactly remember what COOB stands for, something about Cunt-somthing, O-I don’t remember, Of, Bananas.

If you still are unsure, please see #1-3, 66, 71-71, 76, 78-81. Then check out #83, and #91.

And if you still are unsure read every other thread on this website and you will see that they all pretty much want her to die.

I just felt obligated to let you know.

i saw bigjim at my ku klux klan meeting on sunday…talking about some “back to africa” movement, i don’t know

Thanks to everyone who came to my defense. As they explained, coob refers to one particular individual who we all know and hate, and wish would die, slowly, like being staked out naked on an anthill smothered in honey. Or eaten by crabs. Or suffocating inside of Paris Hilton’s gaping axe wound. Or… well, you get the idea.

FYI, here is he original post about the coob. I’ve found that it has really caught on, and had never heard about it having any racial connotations:

68. Posted by BigJim on June 6, 2006 01:36 PM

I remember that lamebananas had this fantasy group “it” created, because it mistakenly believed people were obsessed with it. It called this club COOB

C is for the way you disgust the entire
Cuntry with your Comments

O is for
Orifices of yours I would like to pour vials of flesh eating bateria into

O is also for
Obliteration using grenades and poison-tipped arrows shot from crossbows into your torsO

B is for Because you have nothing interesting to say and you are covered in
Boils and everyone hates you and your
Breath makes children cry

You know who you are.

Coob also rhymes with boob and lube, which is cool.

“coob” is pretty close to “coon,” though, which i hear is not nice

In which case BigJim, I sincerely apologise. My understanding of the word was as 156 said. IS it possible to feel educated and slightly stupid at the same time?

Hey BigJim, its mighty funny that you used “coob” and the “n” right next to the “b” on our keyboards! that just goes to show you how much of a racist prick ppl can be! you don’t even know her all you can see is that she’s black and her dress flew up! that is sad that you would try to make up some lame excuse why u used the word “coob” when it is quite obvious! You aren’t anything but a RACIST S.O.B.!

i’ve been black all my life and i have never once heard of “coob” as a derogatory term used to talk about my lips! and for the record i have been called everything in the book i can assure you! that is BS and those of you that believe it needs your a$$e$ whooped just like BigJim’s racist a$$!! its just a cop-out because he doesn’t want all on this message board to attack him for being a brainless, racist, klan following, did i mention stupid and ignorant S.O.B.!!!!!!!!

The thong was the saving grace. I was about to lose my respect for Toni (ok, I have none anyway after that American Idol fiasco) for wearing granny panties.

pf:

Not only are you completely mistaken, you are a fucking idiot. Go back and look through old posts if you want to find out what I wrote is true, you brainless fuckwit. All those who know me on this board know that you’re full of shit.

It never even occured to me that what I wrote could be misconstued as “coon.” I didn’t even think about the fact that Toni is black. Coob refers to iambananas, who we all hate, and who said it’s usual annoying shit in the first three posts.

End of explanation.

Um, I’m half-black. Jamaican, to be exact. && I think it’s the STUPIDEST THING EVER when other people of my race go “OMFG RACISM!” just because they can. Shut. The. Fuck. Up. All you do is make all African-Americans look like touchy idiots. And my daddy and I are NOT touchy idiots.

kbyeee

Damn Toni, at least get some panties to match your dress…

173. Good god, thank you. I’m a white norwegian male, and I always smirk at the idea that if we reversed the roles, and had whites say the stuff that blacks can say, we’d have a rampage going on. Correct me if i’m wrong, but ist’n this “I can call you whatever I want because we were slaves”-thing over soon? I never had a black slave, and I always respected everyone of all colors. And I don’t know any blacks in our fine countries who are still in the slaving-market, so this generation really has to stop molding sympathy out of the old days. We are equal now, and the only thing that marks our differences, is the ones screaming “RACISM” at every comment.

That said, I wonder why Toni is still standing, with that sail raised and all.

Nothing says sexay and H-O-T hot like lacy granny panthongs… or pongs… or thanties… whatever the hell that is she’s wearing, LOL…

First off…..to BigJim, using the word “coob” is the act of a brainless fuckwit as you so eloquently put it! it could easily be misconstrued as something very offensive, considering where the “n” and the “b” are on the keyboard! i retract calling you a racist, maybe that was just jumping the gun! However it doesn’t take away from the fact that using such a word is idiotic! i don’t know you, and therefore shouldn’t have responded as i did! 10 out of 10 times i would consider that a racist statement because of the relativity of the keys on the keyboard!

to aivilo:
The word coon is an extremely deragatory racist remark!!! lets make that abunduntly clear! i, as i said above, may have jumped the gun because i just saw the word and responded! but for you to say that it is stupid for a person of color to say something is racist because we can, is sad to say the least! Racism is still around today as much as it was 40 years ago! the only difference is the fact that it just isn’t PC to be outwardly racist anymore! If racism wasn’t around today, the day after Katrina Bush would have had troops in place all around New Orleans to save people stranded on their rooftops! If racism wasn’t around today, the levees would have been built much stronger than they were built, with the money that was appropriated for it! you are half-black, or so you say, yet you get offended when someone says something about race?! either you want to forget what your ancestors went through, or it doesn’t concern you! being touchy is one thing, but being blunty honest is something totally different! i admit i must have been wrong about BigJim, and i apologized for that fact, but you “Brother” obviously were born with a fuckin silver spoon in your mouth, cause you obviously haven’t seen racism if you say we are touchy! you must be blind to the fact that is is still around! the good ole boy system is still in place, “Brother!” i hate hearing fellow blacks talk down about another black. yeah the comment was misconstrued, however if that “b” would have been an “n”, what would you have said then?

Randy Pan……you are white, so of course you see us as equal! i on the other hand am black, so i see things for what they are! we are not equal nor have we ever been! i cannot believe you say that we are equal! Affirmative action, which is supposedly set in place for us to be equal, yet the action in itself means we aren’t equal or else there would be no need for it! Had a major hurricane hit in texas, nobody would have been stranded on their roofs for a week! with no food, water or help in sight! Help would have been there IMMEDIATELY! its funny to me that you could even fix your lips to say that we are all equal! nobody wants sympathy from you nor anyone else! i don’t need sympathy and i am not living in slave days! i am living in 2006 just like you, but without the blinders over my eyes! walk a week or two in my shoes and then tell me that we are equal! i doubt you could do that, and if you did, i seriously doubt that you could honestly still say that we are all equal!

pf, stfu you whiny crackhead.

Tony is an extremely talented singer. Unfortunately I think she goes for any method she can to get press.

I don’t think this was very “unintentional” she hasn’t had press like this for years

Coob! You people KILL me.

Thank god this picture is of Tony Braxton and not, Britney Spears. I would have tossed my coobies. How about a nice ass shot of Courtney Love?

I’m gonna hurl………

Rule 1: Granny panties prevent firecrotch.

Rule 2: Rule 1 may have come too late.
The firecrotch may have fused her pubes to the panties. The wind was to stop the burning.

Nevermind, I’m thinking of [insert any sluttastic celeb here].

Her name is Toni. She’s a good singer. “I’ll always think of you inside of my private thoughts, cant imagine you touching my private parts.” Wow, what a lyric! How about “I’ll always think of you inside of my private thoughts, cant imagine you taking part in concensual bukkake.” I really like it, I really really do. I’m sorry.

What in the sam hell happened to Toni Braxton? I thought fine wines aged well. I remember when i thought she was the hottest african-american woman on the planet.

toni braxton is hottttttt the lady is on fire

I know one white boy that would LOVE to caress that beautiful brown ass. ME!!! Toni is HAWT!!!

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I GIVE UP…THIS SITE IS OWNED BY A WHITE BUM, SO I FIGURE ALL OF U ARE WHITE BUMS AS WELL, ANYTIME A STORY ABOUT A BLACK PERSON IS POSTED, SUM IGNORANT ASS HAS TO GO AND CROSS THE LINE…..I GUESS ALL WON’T BE SAID AND DONE UNTIL U IDIOTS TAKE A REALITY PILL AND REALIZE THAT U ARE LOWER CLASS.

BIG JIM. IS THAT A RED NECK NAME OR DID UR MOMMA CONCIEVE U IN A BAR?

Shes wonderful !!! Cute, Gorgeous !!!! I love you Braxton !!!!!!!!!!