Toni Braxton hates the wind

June 13th, 2006 // 190 Comments







  1. Iambananas

    She’s ugly, I think.

  2. Iambananas

    And a little trashy!

  3. Iambananas


  4. jour hadique

    shes hot, you tool

  5. Iambananas

    And, btw.. it’s called a dress rehersal, Tony… try it out. It works and makes you look a WEE BIT more professional.

  6. Chicagoboy

    Nothing bad to say here, Toni is a sexy woman. And she has an ass you could bounce quarters off of.

  7. Benny

    Damn Toni that ass is TIGHT. I had much rather look at her than another white trash Britney Spears moment with K-FAG.

  8. Doxes

    Granny panties!

  9. Doxes

    Eh, I missed the back thong shot. Oh well.

  10. MizScarlett

    “and the wind screams….. HAIRY.”

  11. radean

    too bad she sounds like a man when she opens her mouth

  12. jane's eyre

    I can’t STAND Toni Braxton’s singing voice. Did anyone see her perform on American Idol with Taylor Hicks? She was so full of herself, and was singing so low, all you could hear above the mumbling was,

    “…in the ghet-tooooo…”

    How appropriate.

  13. BigJim

    The coob wears granny panties.

    The coob doesn’t shower regularly.

    The coob has a room temperature IQ.

    The coob must die.

  14. jane's eyre

    Yeah, she sounds like a record player being set on the slow speed. Remember record players, kids?

  15. jane's eyre

    Congratulations! You got 1st, 2nd AND 3rd place in the Dumbass Contest! YAY!

  16. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    After these shots were taken Toni proceeded to get low, while simultaneously shaking it like a salt shaker. Scrub the ground, bitch. Scrub it well.

  17. That’s not camel toe – its camel butt.

    Ohhhhhh zing!

    For nice camel toe check out Free Naughty Celebs Weekly

  18. c1ndy

    I’m embarassed to look.

  19. jane's eyre

    There’s NICE camel toe? News to me.

  20. How much older than Britaney Spears is she….I ask to point out the fact that she is a lot older yet her legs don’t look like the back of a stucko wall.

  21. What kind of thong is that? Granny panty in front and dental floss in back – must be that new Victoria’s Secret line designed by Liz Taylor. And why doesn’t Toni just pose nude already? Every video she makes is an add for cameltoe extreme. And the dress itself is see-thru, so why bother trying to keep it down when she shouldn’t have bothered to wear it at all?

  22. Shelley Bonnechance

    I don’t know….I’m just this kind of person…but I think that from the sight of her *workin’ it* in those photos, she wasn’t exactly displeased to be flashing her butt and her control-top-thong-covered coochie at everyone.

    She’s one who would probably wear a floaty dress in a typhoon on purpose, considering some of the slutty stuff I’ve seen her wearing.

    It’s too bad. I think she’s very pretty and I don’t think she’s a bad singer at all. She doesn’t need to dress like a tramp in order for people to admire her looks and her voice.

  23. She’s way older than Britney and also has had two kids. You don’t see HER making any excuses or slacking off. She could crack walnuts with her butt cheeks if she wanted to!

  24. PapaHotNuts

    She can crack papahotnuts too.

  25. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    19 – Fun Fact: Camel toe is when you can see the shape of the pussy through the panties/ stretch pants. Men generally regard viewing a pussy’s shape as a good thing, unless they are homos or the pussy is shaped like a penis or the Virgin Mary.

  26. Papa, hows the site coming along?

  27. krisdylee

    Who the fuck photoshopped my ass, painted it brown and stuck it on Toni Braxton’s picture???

  28. Chrystal03

    I think she’s missing some knee caps.

  29. Chicagoboy

    #25 Yeah, I am not a fan of a pussy shaped like a penis. Gives me the heebies and the jeebies.

  30. Toni’s never been sexy, and now she’s old to boot.

  31. waterranger

    Woah Granny Panties!! Its like she found the perfect mix of Bridget Jones’ underwear options!

  32. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    27 – I’ll paint your ass brown, you slippery little slut.

  33. sweetcheeks

    I didn’t even know they MADE thongs with crotch panels that big. I have to say, I’m entirely surprised she’s wearing panties at all.

  34. PapaHotNuts

    Krisdylee, I’ll paint your neck white, a creamy white.

  35. krisdylee

    Osh, should I be turned on, or revolted???

  36. RichPort

    Much as I’d like to say otherwise, she looks pretty damn good, even without the implants. The outfit does kind of make her look like one of the Superfriends.

  37. krisdylee

    Papa, I do love getting pearl necklaces.

  38. jane's eyre

    Sorry, I don’t see how fabric stuck up in your labia is sexy. It just makes me wince.

  39. Chicagoboy

    #38 It’s a visual tease for guys: seeing the outline of the pussy through the fabric, we can then imagine what it looks like without the fabric.

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  41. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    35 – You should feel honored, then revolted because you are so turned on, and then you should feel horny, followed by sleepy, and of course gassy and slutty.

  42. M@ce

    Good job coob you got the top three posts and, true to form, they are uniformly stupid and pointless. I hope death takes you soon you piece of human garbage.

  43. suzy

    lol the dudes from Il Divo want to laugh so hard but they cant !!!! lol

    so funny

  44. M@ce

    Toni’s ass is a little ashy, better hit it with some lotion.

  45. Binky

    It’s good to see that Ken and G.I.Joe can still get work.

  46. pinky_nip

    A control top thong. Hot.

  47. Getitstraight

    2nd times seeing Toni’s panties in 1 day. 1st pic I saw different dress, same type of shot. She loves it – no accident.

  48. SpecialAgentWind

    Those aren’t granny panties, that’s my well shot load.

  49. tsarinaamanda

    She’s got some thick legs. But I don’t mind her all that much. I remember when she was really popular in like, 1995-96, hell, I’m just surprised she’s still around. has she done anything lately, besides AI (which I didn’t see)?

  50. hamacus

    Why does it look like the guys want to deep throat the mic?

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