The Butts of Leonardo DiCaprio’s Past And Present

July 24th, 2014 // 5 Comments

Above are bikini photos of Leonardo DiCaprio‘s girlfriend Toni Garrn going for a swim in St. Tropez presumably after a morning of watching him karate kick the poopdeck. (That sentence was way more full of sexual intrigue than I intended.) And below is Cameron Diaz‘s ass literally dying while on vacation with Benji Madden, so picture that the next time you want to criticize Leo for dumping his girlfriends the second they turn 23. He’s done the research. One time I even saw him wear goggles.

Photo: CIAO/AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News

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  1. Toni Garrn Bikini Leonardo DiCaprio Shirtless Fat Gut Yacht
    I love butt dimples
    Commented on this photo:

    Yumm, I love cottage cheese with peaches!

  2. anonym

    eternal bachelor. All he needs is money and he’ll keep getting bitches

  3. anonybitch

    Wait, this is some hardcore double standard bullshit. Leo is bloated and gross looking right now. Clooney he ain’t. If he didn’t have money, he’d be the loser trying to hit on girls in bars. Cameron looks fine for 40+, and is also a millionaire.

    • Eh, Cameron looks like a dog, but so does Leo, and both can probably get a good lay as long as they’re rich. My guess is Leo will reach creepy Jack Nickelson status soon. Male or female, money makes the world go round.

  4. Toni is only 22 so that’s give me plenty of time to keep eating sandwiches, karate kicking, go swimming, and have lots of sexing.

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