Tommy Lee writes rilly gude

September 11th, 2007 // 110 Comments
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Tommy Lee apologized on his official website today for getting in a fight with Kid Rock during Alicia Keys’ VMA performance of George Michael’s “Freedom.” He writes:

Yeah!! …..here I am minding my own biz having a great time with my friend Criss Angel (magician) and watching the MTV awards in the front row saying hello to all my friends……Pamela comes and sits on my lap who I love and adore….and also say hello to my friend Travis Barker and his wife!…..and i get a text from another friend P. Diddy and he says come sit with me…..and he’s sitting with Miss HOT Megan FOX so I go over and sit with P! Not a minute later and Alicia Keys starts her amazing performance….(“I apologize sweetie…..I had nothing to do with the timing and disrespect”)……back to the stupid-ness!!….so….. I get a tap on the shoulder from Kid Pebble…I stand up and embrace him with a semi hug and say “Hey dude…What up”?? He punches me in the face…..well if ya wanna call it that!?….more like a bitch slap!…….Wuss!! Anyway….i go to knock this jealous country bumpkin the f$%k OUT….and before I can have a meeting with my fist and his ugly ass mug ….security guards… grab me and haul my ass outta the award show! So I’m fine and of course leave to my room with police and owner of the Palm’s George Maloof……the rest is paper work and bullshit!… Anyway…… I would like to apologize to Alicia and George and MTV for the disrespectful bullshit caused by a piece of shit called Kid Pebble!!

We are in the presence of a modern-day Shakespeare. “Kid Pebble,” brilliant! If you didn’t read the entire message, do so now and treat yourself to a rare example of vernacular wit and cunning. Tommy Lee is truly a master of the English language and should be heralded as such. Bravo, Tommy, as a fellow wordsmith, I salute you and implore you to never sway in your literary endeavors. For tomorrow shall be a slow news day and, if you say something else stupid, I’m covered until lunch.


  1. BDS

    Great now my monitor has Hepatitis. Thanks superfish

  2. laughter

    Pamela is the typical woman who has to tell the man to “chill” and shut his mouth or he will be kicked out…..hilarious … geeze, MEN they are all the same.

  3. Chauncey Gardner

    My friend’s brother does security for the VMAs every year, and happened to be involved in the Lee/Rock confrontation. He actually put Tommy Lee in a fucking sleeper hold until Lee’s security escorts took control of him. Then Tommy broke away and went back after Rock, and my friend’s brother jumped in and put him in a sleeper hold AGAIN. He didn’t have to do it a third time.

  4. sarah

    I love Pam and Tommy. Lightening struck w/those two.

  5. roughdaddy

    hahaha kid rock is a fool,,,he shoulve hit it and quit it…his got to understand,,,that guy lay the ground work on that chick with 2 kids,,, so tommy is always gonna be around even if they “break up”!!!

  6. acidbrat

    103. That’s priceless!

    Another story:
    A guy I used to worked with was a bouncer at the Whisky back in the ’80s … TL came in and started doing lines on a table & my former co-worker bodily picked him up and tossed him out the door into a row of parked cars.

    Apparently, Tommy’s a pro at takin’ a beatdown!

    Nothin’ against the guy, though … he can be pretty dang funny in interviews.

  7. born2kill

    all pams fault. what does she expect to happen when she starts messing around w/ him, right in front of kid rock?? i’d probably punch his ass too. and doesnt she have a boyfriend now anyway?? what a whore

  8. zsa

    It’s funny to me that most of you seem to not be able to spell worth a damn on here, and yet your critisizing Tommy’s grammer? I’m actually impressed he sounded literate.

    That being said, I agree with 85, it is all about publicity. They’re all attention whores.

    99′s funny as hell.

    I think TL’s the love of her life but she knows she just can’t be with him because he won’t grow up (and other destructive shit ). Not that she’s miss upstanding citizen either…

    And that’s one ugly dress. Take away the white chain things at the waist and the ruffles and it might be decent.

    Both guys need to get over themselves that’s all I got to say.

  9. Skinboy

    Tommy Lee looks like a fragged out old junkie. What an ugly freak.

  10. Robby

    “Kid Pebble”. What a name. i love the way tommy tells the story, i bet what happened wasn’t half as exciting as the way he narrated it. hahaha!

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