Tommy Lee writes rilly gude

September 11th, 2007 // 110 Comments
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Tommy Lee apologized on his official website today for getting in a fight with Kid Rock during Alicia Keys’ VMA performance of George Michael’s “Freedom.” He writes:

Yeah!! …..here I am minding my own biz having a great time with my friend Criss Angel (magician) and watching the MTV awards in the front row saying hello to all my friends……Pamela comes and sits on my lap who I love and adore….and also say hello to my friend Travis Barker and his wife!…..and i get a text from another friend P. Diddy and he says come sit with me…..and he’s sitting with Miss HOT Megan FOX so I go over and sit with P! Not a minute later and Alicia Keys starts her amazing performance….(“I apologize sweetie…..I had nothing to do with the timing and disrespect”)……back to the stupid-ness!!….so….. I get a tap on the shoulder from Kid Pebble…I stand up and embrace him with a semi hug and say “Hey dude…What up”?? He punches me in the face…..well if ya wanna call it that!?….more like a bitch slap!…….Wuss!! Anyway….i go to knock this jealous country bumpkin the f$%k OUT….and before I can have a meeting with my fist and his ugly ass mug ….security guards… grab me and haul my ass outta the award show! So I’m fine and of course leave to my room with police and owner of the Palm’s George Maloof……the rest is paper work and bullshit!… Anyway…… I would like to apologize to Alicia and George and MTV for the disrespectful bullshit caused by a piece of shit called Kid Pebble!!

We are in the presence of a modern-day Shakespeare. “Kid Pebble,” brilliant! If you didn’t read the entire message, do so now and treat yourself to a rare example of vernacular wit and cunning. Tommy Lee is truly a master of the English language and should be heralded as such. Bravo, Tommy, as a fellow wordsmith, I salute you and implore you to never sway in your literary endeavors. For tomorrow shall be a slow news day and, if you say something else stupid, I’m covered until lunch.

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  1. Zee Brat

    FIRST!

  2. n!gger

    And now here is a ugly pair of boobs.

  3. Cincinnati

    Pamela Anderson’s boobs destroy society.

  4. Annie Rexia

    Why was this guy at the VMA’s? Is he relevent anymore? I can see Pam (she’s blown everybody in the room), but isn’t Tommy like 90 now?

  5. lalaland

    5th!!

  6. mel

    she kinda looks like dolly parton in that dress

  7. lalaland

    shit haha

  8. wickedspice

    In the second to last picture, Paris Hilton is in the background. Lookin straight at the camera as if to say “Look at me please, my old lady hair is hot”

  9. Provo Baggins

    Pammy Baggins has a nice set of flotation devices. I need to take her on my next cruise as a safety feature.

  10. I love Tommy lee, and Pam together! I never thought that her, and kid pebble looked right together! He looks like his balls stink, like dirty salty water! LOL

    I love how they have this burning passion for each other! Tommy lee should have smacked kid pebble with his PENIS! LOL
    KId got angry because he fucked up, with her, and that is his fault! He is jealous of Tommy Lee, he can never be him! He should kneel down and kiss his mutha********** feet! I think Kid-pebble wants to be friendly with her like Tommy lee, but he forgot on thing….THEY HAVE KIDS TOGETHER! DUMBASS!

  11. @7
    That is a pretty dress.

  12. LL

    He writes like a teenage girl. I expected to see emoticons and numbers substituted for letters, you know, ghetto-style, because that’s how the kids do it. Quite frankly, I’m surprised Lee has any literacy at all, so being able to spell (sometimes) and form complete sentences (more often than not) is more than I expected of him. But enough of the goddam ellipses, use punctuation marks correctly or don’t use them at all. Fucktard.

  13. annie

    just look at Pamela’s hands.. they look like an old granny’s.. gawd.. and these pics..
    gawd they tell a strange story..

    1)Pammie sits on Tommy’s lap
    2) they kiss or whatever
    3) all the sudden she wants to go
    4) he says.. aaww baby stay or whatever
    4) she points her ugly skeleton finger at him. like he did something wrong..

    ..lemme see but didnt she come over to him in the 1st place????
    strange ppl.
    they deserve eachother

  14. veggi

    brandish- your 12 year old ramblings are sooooo, like, awesome!!! Oh, and kid pebble! Totally, like, awesome too! I bet you made that up by yourself during homeroom. Like, super duper cool!

  15. sweet-dirty

    Are those sores on Pam’s arm in the first and last pics?

    I totally picked out Paris looking at the camera! Attention-whore.

  16. p0nk

    pic 9. Tommy is apparently repairing refrigerators now that his music career is over.

  17. Why do those guys have on girlier jewelry than, well, girls?

  18. veggi

    15- I might agree, but try your own name.

  19. ssdd

    pic 7 ..her eyes are hollowing out around the skull………….does she have AIDS?………

    pic 8 .. she’s lost so much weight there is a huge hole/ditch up underneath her chin ….

    what a pathetic std carrying train wreck.

  20. Kid Pebble

    I kicked that pussy ass long before the security guards grabbed him. And just to set the record straight, the little pussy was crying and the security guards we just giving him a shoulder to cry on.

  21. justplainconfused

    Anybody know the Vegas over/under on the number of months till Tommy Lee and Britney Spears get together?

    Ever seen a kid come out of the womb with a cigarette and tattoos?

  22. Damn good question, FRIST.

  23. p0nk

    trolls have no balls. i know this because i saw the picture.

  24. igroovin

    liar. he talked shit. they both did. everyones jealous of everyone in hollywood. silly drama.

  25. And then TOMMY Woke the Fuck Up!..

    HaHa!..

    Hilarious..

    Tommy couldn’t beat his way out of a paper bag!.
    (You keep DREAMING..Motley Fool).

    You’re name is TOMMY..not BRUCE lamer.

    Everyone there saw him being the instigator..all he can everf do is TAUNT. He’s gotten his ass whooped for it before..too.

    Kid shouldve waited ’til after the show..or intermission at least..to be respectful. Then head outside and beat his fuckin ass. Bail himself out..and if need be do a few days time for ASSault!.

    It wouldve definitely been worth it..to kick his pityful illiterate HepC contaminated ass. Just like he was about to..but was held back.

    TOMMY Lee..ha shown he has NO class. Time after time..he hits females ‘cuz that’s all he can muster.

    Problem is with these musician types..they don’t know how to handle things civilized like real men..when someone disrespects you. Verbalize first!..
    If that doesn’t register..then BEAT HIS ASS!..
    In the only language the idiot understands.

    ROFL..Idiots!

    Nice example for you sons Tommy!…….U’Go!

  26. Kid Pebble

    @18 FRIST becasue Tom Lee is a PUSSY

  27. igroovin

    why are these people even popular?

  28. FagHag

    @18
    Because they’re FAGGOTS

  29. Yeah, Criss Angel has better jewelry than what I’m wearing right now. I’m actually jealous.

    It would look much better on me. (He’s a geek)

  30. jesus christ porno star

    Yeah Tommy! Fuck her in the ass! Yeah, Woo Who! Fuck Yeah! Fuck Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck!

  31. It is sad when you are famous but still name dropping to try and prove you have friends.

    “so yeah, I was texting my best friend Marky-Mark, who gave me a hand job last night, and then I saw my other BFF, Chris Rock, who is black so that proves I am not a racist. Then my ex-girlfriend who was a Playboy Playmate came and sucked me off while I was talking on my IPhone that was given to me as a gift from my close friend Sharon Osborne. After that I was invited to Nancy Kerrigan’s house because I hang out with underpriviledged people because I have a HUGE…soul. Yeah, everyone loves me and I got all the celebrity names to prove it”

    Dude! He is cool, you know?

  32. #31 Idiot, I think that’s been done. She really does look unhealthy…

  33. @30 Criss Angel is a pussy too!!

  34. jesus christ porno star

    #33 I can’t help but to agree with the idiot part, but apparently with a little encouragement, Tommy will publicly nail a chick on a buffet table. That’s all I really wanted. Don’t be such a prude.

  35. I know, but I like his jewelry. And for some reason, his haircut looks gayer than it used to when it was long. What a loser. Why would he show up at the vma anyway, if his crap got all cancelled???

  36. Tiffany

    Is no one else impressed that there were no real misspellings? I’m surprised he can operate a keyboard. Ignore the grammatical errors and the fact that it sounds like it was written by a fifteen-year-old, and it’s not that bad. I mean, when you’re grading on the “it’s Tommy Lee” curve.

  37. @37 You can have Tom Lee’s Jewerly. I will beat of off the little pussy for you!!!

  38. Fuck You Texas Tranny

    TT, you’re a disgusting faggot. Nobody wants to hear your flaming comments or look at your ugly ass picture. I can only hope you get full-blown AIDS. (pun intended) I truly believe that GOD created AIDS for people like you. You’re a disgrace to mankind. All fags like you should be rounded up and fucking shot.

  39. @38 Tiffany sweetie. The pussy used spell check. Any 3rd grader knows how to push the “F7″ key before he posted his apologies

  40. p0nk

    40 Edna, is that you?

  41. @40
    Are you Um from the last post?

    If not, I tell you what I told the other Motherfucker.

    I don’t give a shit what you think or say.

  42. b.echols

    I’m actually really impressed with his writing. It is pointless, random namedropping and rambling. And he seems a little to pleased with himself over his play on the name kid rock.

    But like #38 said it’s fairly literate. Compared to the incoherent, illiterate writing we’ve seen from Britney, Lindsay, Paris, etc, it’s practically a masterpiece.

  43. My guess is #40 really wants a big dick right up his ass. I bet he watches the Tommy and Pam video and wishes that was him on the bottom. Tommy is still a pussy, but you have to give him credit for that big ass slong!!!!

  44. LOL Jimbo
    #40 is a closet gay man, that must hide his true self from the world. Bet he was in the men’s room at the airport also.

  45. Yes and he was tapping away!!!!

  46. Fuck You All

    GOD will take care of you all.

  47. @48 And GOD will take care of you with the express elevator to hell you fucking pussy!!!

  48. lambman

    Well I believe Tommy!

    We all know Kid is a jealous idiot…didn’t he dump her over her Borate appearance, and call her a whore because of it? And Borate was about the least whorish moment of her entire career.

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