Tommy Lee keeps on going

Superficial | January 17, 2006 - 9:00 am

*one of these things is not like the other...Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee has been quietly dating 20-year-old Stefani Morgan, the latest addition to adult industry giant Vivid Video’s stable of sexpots. Lee met Morgan at an Adult Video News Awards after-party at the Venetian in Las Vegas a few weeks ago. “They’ve been seeing a lot of each other ever since,” a friend of Morgan says. Lee has previously dallied with porn queen Jenna Jameson as well as countless lesser-known starlets.

I don’t know what to say here, other than that I’m no longer entirely sure that Tommy Lee is human. By all rights his penis should have fallen off years ago, from exhaustion if nothing else. At this point it probably has horns and a monocle. And yet he still manages to pull all kinds of ass. And while seducing a porn star isn’t exactly like mapping the human genome, it shouldn’t be that easy when you’re in your mid-forties and look like, well, I mean just look at the picture, for godsake.