Tommy Lee keeps on going

January 17th, 2006 // 29 Comments

*one of these things is not like the other...Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee has been quietly dating 20-year-old Stefani Morgan, the latest addition to adult industry giant Vivid Video’s stable of sexpots. Lee met Morgan at an Adult Video News Awards after-party at the Venetian in Las Vegas a few weeks ago. “They’ve been seeing a lot of each other ever since,” a friend of Morgan says. Lee has previously dallied with porn queen Jenna Jameson as well as countless lesser-known starlets.

I don’t know what to say here, other than that I’m no longer entirely sure that Tommy Lee is human. By all rights his penis should have fallen off years ago, from exhaustion if nothing else. At this point it probably has horns and a monocle. And yet he still manages to pull all kinds of ass. And while seducing a porn star isn’t exactly like mapping the human genome, it shouldn’t be that easy when you’re in your mid-forties and look like, well, I mean just look at the picture, for godsake.

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  1. SuperSpence

    Tommy Lee has had a good life. Not as good as Hugh Hefner, but considering Tommy Lee has a brain the size of a walnut, he’s done well for himself. Obviously, its not the size of your brain that matters to girls. Good on Tommy for figuring that out early and often.

  2. I’m ashamed to admit that I’ve always kind of *gasps* liked Tommy Lee. I know, I know… I need professional help.

    Seriously, though… I don’t understand the appeal of the porn stars. It’s not a moral condemnation thing, it’s … well, imagine if your job was to eat ice cream every day. Even great ice cream. Then at the end of the day, you go home, right? And what happens? Your significant other offers you, yes… ICE CREAM. Are you reaaaaaaaaaaally going to be into the ice cream, or are you going to be pretending to love the ice cream while dreaming about the tacos down the street?

    Just a thought.

  3. Mugato

    I know porn stars aren’t rocket scientists but why would you date someone with the most highly publicized case of Hep C in Hollywood?

  4. Guys with giant penis tend to seek out the loose women, because for normal girls it’s just painful.

    Or maybe Tommy Lee just wants herpes really bad because it looks so fun in the commercials.

  5. Considering that Pam Anderson has Hep C which is one of the deadliest things out there that can potentially be passed along, are any of this girls future co-stars worried? Hey, do a scene with this girl and 15 years later your entire liver disintegrats! Thats Hot! P.S. Tommy Lee looks like he smells like old hair dye and chili

  6. LoneWolf

    He’s got the typical don’t-give-a-f@ck rock star attitude. He uses whomever he’s “seeing a lot of” for sex and they use him for publicity.

    Nola, even if it’s all ice cream, he’s getting lots of different flavors. That said, I can’t imagine that he enjoys it as much as he used to. That’s probably part of what drives him, like any other addict. Gotta get the next fix.

  7. drowningfool

    A better analogy, using ice cream: imagine you are an ice cream addict. Would you rather date someone who knew very little about the art of “making ice cream”, or would you rather date someone who gets paid because they are so f-ing good at “making ice cream”? I hate ice cream, but I’ve seen that porn star’s videos, and she is so good at making ice cream I would slit Tommy Lee’s throat just to get a second hand taste of it.

  8. Tommy Lee is the Shit! Period!

    - He will never be broke.
    - He is still one of the best drummers from that rock era, ever. Self taught might I add.
    - Even at age 80, should he make it that far, he will stil be able to get a hot date.
    - He will die with some decent looking female riding him.
    - Say Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee ‘s name will always be mentioned. (network marketing is the best)

    I can go on for hours with reasons. Besdies being my 3rd favourite metal band, he has lived up to the song “10 Seconds to Love”. I also think Motley Crue could release one more Tripple Platinum album if all four of their ego’s were left out of the studio.

    Wildside by Motley Crue sums up Hollywood:

    ‘Kneel down ye sinners, to
    ‘Streetwise religion
    ‘Greed

  9. Lonewolf, I was looking at it from the chick’s side… she has sex all. day. LONG. Then she’s supposed to come home and be all excited when her spouse/boyfriend/pizza deliver guy want to, yep… have MORE sex. Hence the ice cream analogy. I wouldn’t want to have a partner who has sex for a living for just that reason. At some point you’re going to be questioning whether they’re enjoying themselves or just thinking ‘oh, great… MORE ICE CREAM’.

    But that’s just me.

  10. Lonewolf, I was looking at it from the chick’s side… she has sex all. day. LONG. Then she’s supposed to come home and be all excited when her spouse/boyfriend/pizza deliver guy want to, yep… have MORE sex. Hence the ice cream analogy. I wouldn’t want to have a partner who has sex for a living for just that reason. At some point you’re going to be questioning whether they’re enjoying themselves or just thinking ‘oh, great… MORE ICE CREAM’.

    But that’s just me.

  11. heartbreaker

    This really has nothing to do with anything, but Tommy Lee made me take my top off at a Motley Crue show last month, for titty-cam. And I have a photo of him pretending to grab my breast with my boyfriend in the same photo. And he doesn’t smell bad

  12. amma

    …Oh geez! He’s so gross! Okay, the big D thing…LOTS of guys have ‘em. Into tatoos? Lots of guys have ‘em. Into musicians…blah, blah, etc.
    But yeah, I mean Hep C!!! Wouldn’t touch it.

  13. HollyJ

    “At this point it probably has horns and a monocle.”
    LOL!! That’s the funniest blurb I’ve read all day!

  14. derekd

    HE’S BUTT UGLY!!! IF HE HAD NO FAME HE WOULD BE PAYING CRACK WHORES DOUBLE RATE!

  15. Marina

    Maybe there is a law that he can only date porn stars and skanks, so that his we-know-what will fit without sex ending in a trip to the ER to have the woman sewn back together. But really, if I was a dude, I’m not sure I would want to do porn stars. It sounds great in theory, but think about it…is it really going to feel that good after ten other dudes have stretched that shit out that day, week, etc.? pulling hot, normal chicks or models would be my game. oh wait, it is.

  16. popcornsuite

    “He’s got the typical don’t-give-a-f@ck rock star attitude. He uses whomever he’s “seeing a lot of” for sex and they use him for publicity.”

    Exactly.

  17. deluxxe

    i don’t care what anyone says… having a porn star girlfriend is AWESOME!

  18. Jeremy1Esq

    Im going to start teaching myself the drums right now….Po Po Popozao.

  19. diddleysquat

    Tommy Lee is OK in my book. He seems like a good guy, and anyone dissing him is just playa-hatin’!!!!!

  20. He’s just not going to rest until he gives every man, woman and child on the face of the Earth Hep-c.

  21. aimeethepoet

    I’m not an expert hepatologist, but I think it is possible to clear your body of the hepatitis C virus. Not all cases become chronic, and not all that are infected become carriers who can transmit the disease (and sexual transmission rates are lower than sharing infected needles):

    http://www.rense.com/general2/heps.htm

    Tommy Lee…. if I didn’t suspect the hepatitis, then I’d think he was attractive in a sleazy silver fox kind of way. (horns and monicles… ha!)

  22. aimeethepoet

    I’m not an expert hepatologist, but I think it is possible to clear your body of the hepatitis C virus. Not all cases become chronic, and not all that are infected become carriers who can transmit the disease (and sexual transmission rates are lower than sharing infected needles):

    http://www.rense.com/general2/heps.htm

    Tommy Lee…. if I didn’t suspect the hepatitis, then I’d think he was attractive in a sleazy silver fox kind of way.

  23. aimeethepoet

    I’m not an expert hepatologist, but I think it is possible to clear your body of the hepatitis C virus. Not all cases become chronic, and not all that are infected become carriers who can transmit the disease (and sexual transmission rates are lower than sharing infected needles):

    http://www.rense.com/general2/heps.htm

    Tommy Lee…. if I didn’t suspect the hepatitis, then I’d think he was attractive in a sleazy silver fox kind of way.

  24. Thought I’d share some knowledge with ya’ll:

    http://thedailydoormatt.blogspot.com/2006/01/heres-what-im-screamin-january-11th.html

    Apparently I had a bit of a run in with Mr. Lee as he tried to get into his lime green limo at the Venetian (unbeknownst to me).

    A freind who reads your site directed me to your story. Keep up the good work.

    The Daily Doormatt

  25. SMF121490

    I think Tommy Lee is still one of the hottest rock stars. I love that bad boy image. And, you don’t get much more bad boy than Tommy.

  26. KatieA978

    I got to meet Tommy at a awards night in Sydney (just a really good excuse to get blasted honestly) and he is actually quite a fun guy to talk to. I was pretty tempted myself actually… Didn’t think I would be, but damn, he can turn it on when he wants to!!

  27. What do the women see in this…this…swamp thing? I can’t believe it’s over this guy’s dick. A porn star can’t find another guy with a big dick? Come on, what is going on here??

  28. LaydeeBug

    I can think of about 25 things to say, specially to that old metal geezer Shaun, but I’ll just say this…….Yawn….!

  29. urgh, dumb hot girls always go for the scum http://hollywoodsnark.com

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