Tommy Lee confirms Pamela Anderson moved back in, pornlarity to ensue

June 13th, 2008 // 66 Comments

Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee are officially reconciled and living together. Tommy revealed the news to Rolling Stone, but only because he thought they were a really cool pineapple with a tape recorder:

“Pamela and the kids have moved in with me,” said a beaming Tommy Lee. “It’s awesome, man. It’s definitely working. You can tell on the kids’ faces — they’re happy when we’re together. We’ve only given it a try 800 times — 801, here we go.”

After the interview ended, Tommy Lee proceeded to have sex with 20 hookers while saying “Yeah, man, I just really hope things work out. For the kids. I mean, I think I’m on the right trac- Holy shit, what am I doing? This isn’t right. I specifically ordered these chicks with flasks of JD around their necks. I can’t stressalize how muy mondo importante good customer service is, bro-seph. Yeah, I don’t know what the hell I just said either.”

Photos: Splash News

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  2. Dorito Man

    Eek. Still. There is nothing about this woman that is sexy. Not before, nor now. Sexiness comes from within. Sexiness is not comprised from a jumbly caricature of superficiality such this woman portrays.

  3. Wese Diesel

    What the hell is up with her Mercedes? The tires are all bald, and the lug nuts are all rusty.

    Oh wow, just like her and Tommy.

    That car is a POS.

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  8. mixedsugar

    omg, she looks like a bobble head coming out the car

  9. edamame

    The chick in the background looks like Pammy USED to, before she jacked herself up. I wonder if that’s her sister? Or maybe it’s the version of herself that she keeps in the attic…Dorian Gray-style?

    Those kids are BEYOND fucked up. I can’t even imagine.
    A new “dad” every year….or the same old one who keeps coming back for more.
    Dad, er, daddy Kid, er, daddy Rick….oh, dad..you’re back!

  10. Grunion

    Bitch already had him thrown in jail, twice. Tommy’s not the sharpest tool in the shed.

  11. havoc

    Its true.

    Hep C loves company…….

    .

  12. PunkA

    Apparently, now that Tommy has had his college time, and had strippers/hookers flown in to play with, Pammy sees he has changed and is ready to let him play drums on her fake kettle set once again. I bet they even let the kids watch, for old times sake.

  13. Mama Pinkus

    she looks like a used-up skank which is pretty much exactly what she is

  14. Alexis

    So happy for Pam and Tommy! I hope they show up together on the show!

  15. que rrica, como jugaria con ese par de melones.

  16. JANI

    WHO THE HELL DOES HER MAKE UP SHE LOOKS HARD COLD AND USED, NOT LIKE THE PRETTY GIRL NEXT DOOR LIKE SHE USED TO LOOK,
    SHE IS ALL FAKE AND PHONEY LOOKING NOW AND IS NOT EVEN PRETTY ANYMORE, DOES SHE HAVE MIRRORS IN HER HOUSE?
    SHE NEEDS TO TAKE A GOOD LOOK.

    SHE USED TO BE SO CLEAN AND FRESH LOOKING VERY PRETTY INNOCENT LOOKING.
    NOW SHE JUST LOOKS LIKE SOME BODIES OLD WORN OUT RAG.

    SHE DID THIS TO HERSELF, WHAT WAS SHE THINKING?
    IS TOMMY NUTS THERE ARE BETTER PEOPLE OUT THERE,
    WHY WOULD HE WANT TO WAKE UP TO LOOKING AT THAT EACH DAY.
    BET SHES REALLY UGLY IN THE MORNING WITHOUT EYEBROWS SHE COULD AT LEAST LEARN HOW TO PROPERLY DRAW AND FEATHER THEM ON INSTEAD OF THAT LOOK SHE HAS NOW.

    I THINK SHE IS A HIDEOUS JOKE THE WAY SHE LOOKS NOW.

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