Tommy Lee classy as ever

September 5th, 2007 // 53 Comments
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I have my doubts about this one, but Page Six claims Tommy Lee had sex with a woman on a restaurant table Sunday night in a room full of people.

Lee’s raunchy bar behavior grossed out a room full of revelers at Dune in the Hamptons on Sunday night when the Motley Crue drummer and a blond party girl “were flat-out [bleep]ing” on a banquette, according to multiple witnesses. One told us, “When Tommy walked in, he asked, ‘Is it cool to have sex in here?’ The hostess thought he was kidding, but . . . then he just went to town with this girl. We were trying not to pay attention because it was so disgusting.”

Man, this story just exudes class. Tommy Lee asking the hostess if he can have sex in the restaurant, his date actually letting him. It’s just all very classy. I’m actually kind of surprised the story wasn’t about the Queen of England.

NOTE: Enjoying that picture? Then why not take a trip down memory lane?

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  1. jrzmommy

    Go Tommy! Way to get your freak on in WASP land!!!

  2. gimmegimme

    That picture is HOTT!!! I’d love to see those two goin’ at it! Look at Dave Navarro with his eyes closed in ecstasy. I bet he’s smoked Tommy’s pole before. YUM!!! I’d love to eat Dave’s ass.

  3. Vicky

    EEEEEW! First, BTW :P

  4. Italian Stallion

    I didn’t know Evil Dick got evicted……….

  5. Damn……………..

    That picture is almost enough to scare me straight.

    almost

  6. AtriumXP

    You are all acting like you’ve never fucked a girl on a restaurant table. Hippocrates!

  7. PukeNow

    In this day and age if Tommy Lee really had sex on restaurant table in a room loaded with people then someone got the video on a phone or something and by now it is loaded on YouTube.

    Tommy Lee should be doin gay porn cuz every guy doin it isn’t gay and neither is Tommy. Just ask Navarro!

  8. wastedOne

    That was no chick – that was DAVE! haha….

    Gimme spotted Dave with his eyes all closed pretending he was doing Perry Farrel again! The good ol days as he says

  9. He still hit it with Pammie and thats more than me …

    http://testosterone-zone.com – Daily hot chicks

  10. with my own eyes

    In the very early days of Pam & Tommy I saw her give him head (with my own eyes) at a table full of people at a crowded club in Hollywood (the El Rey).

  11. Shit, how’d they get those pics of me & TT…

  12. wheres that waitress at with my dam dranks? and i want more bread wtf!

    NO shoes, NO shirt, ALL sex!!

    If this boats a rockin — don’t come a knocking!!

    Fist!!

    ~ 420 ~

  13. 2wee

    Gosh I hope they used protection…. I mean everybody knows Tommy has the Hep

  14. jrzmommy

    At least it was easy to spoon up whatever dribbled onto the table cloth.

  15. cocaKelli

    Shit-heels. Tattoos are the new wiggity-wack.

  16. That'sJustGross

    I sure hope the banquettes at Dune are upholstered with some sort of material that is capable of being sterilized.

  17. cocaKelli

    Hometown Buffet!

  18. WTC, was it missionary or doggie style?

  19. Hey FRIST, no comment on my pic?

    Jimbo, you know I’d never look like one of these fags.

    Tee Hee

  20. angelalynn

    thats it… i have to go die now. i just saw this picture and then scrolled down and saw that paris hilton wants to have children. all i need to happen next is to find out that lindsay lohan… well, anything because frankly i’m just at my insane celebrity limit for the day.

  21. At least he did it indoors.

  22. veggo

    Like Frist’s iv-using bf’s, he hit her in the hiney with his hep-hammer.

  23. BaldAsBritney

    I can smell that picture

  24. Gadeval

    I imagine that if they actualy had sex in a restuarant the police would be called. I can not see any restaurant (unless its privatly owned?) letting people freely have sex there, especially being very much against health code violations, but who knows.

  25. Clem

    If that happened then that’s pretty darned cool. The guys in his 40′s for crying out loud! What a life he must lead!

    Not jealous at all much really.

  26. Gadeval

    Ok I read page 6 and his reps. say it is not true but again who knows, they can be lieing. :P

  27. She looks great, but as always the public pictures look so posed…

  28. havoc

    #7
    Exactly. In this day and age of cell phone cameras, if Tommy Lee was fucking a girl in public, there would be video EVERYWHERE.

    .

  29. Solaera

    The quote didn’t read that Tommy did her on table. It said that he fvcked her on a banquette. A banquette is a seat built into a wall. Still raunchy of course, but something entirely different than actually fvcking her up on a table.

  30. jrzmommy

    Well, TMZ is now reporting that he only jacked off into the girl’s face, then took a shit on the table before leaving. So it wasn’t all that gross after all.

  31. lambman

    Herpes Chicken and Waffles?

  32. Frick!

    God thats frightfully disgusting. I always thought Dave Navarro was a homo…and apparently Tommy is bi? What straight man would touch tongues with another man?! Ick! Tommy is a bit of a spazzy freak boy, so he might just be stoned or playin around, but that Davey boy; he sure seems to be enjoying himself a little too much.

  33. Lil Princess

    doubtful… but i really really really hope its true. tommy lee could be my new hero…. but tucker max is for now.

  34. @33
    Really?
    You’d like to get fucked on a table in public?

  35. Grossed out Cowgirl cringing like Brittany's next sex partner

    I’m with you number 3! Ewweee! Pubics in publiCK!

  36. shnoobie

    #4 LOL

  37. Lil Princess

    tranny…. sure i would! dont lie, you know you want it too. sluuut.

  38. Fashion Sheriff Cowgirl

    I love Dave’s lacey,fem glove. He can probably do a better limp wristed wave than TT!

  39. Fashion Sheriff Cowgirl

    Where is Ashton? I bet he can give some fashion advice for sophisticated male porn stars!

  40. sharpeidude

    This story is bullshit! If he fisted Dave Navarro on a restaurant table I could see that, but slipping some skank groupie the meat missle? NO FUCKIN” WAY!

  41. You can’t spell “class” without “ass”.

  42. Perverted Cowgirl

    If Tommy wasn’t so riddled with STD’s and skankier than a hooker downtown, I’d consider that tongue…..

  43. Nikki

    Oh great now trendy-ass freakin Chris Angel is gonna see this photo and go all faux-mo.

  44. Cowgirl

    #43–You are fauxnny!LOL!

  45. ssdd

    When did Tommy Lee get false teeth?

  46. Italian Stallion

    #36 Shnoobie Watches Big Brother……..TSFSRT………

    (That’s Some Funny Shit Right There……..)

  47. LouLou

    @29, well put. I, too, noticed that Fish doesn’t know that the banquette is not the table. Sex on the table? Kinda unbelievable, but sex on the bench behind the table? Totally believable. Besides, doesn’t somebody like Tommy Lee (wait, there is nobody else like Tommy Lee) pretty much do what he wants when he wants it??

  48. LouLou

    @24, all restaurants are privately owned. Unless you’re going to that Government Restaurant. The one that serves government rations and you can pay in food stamps. And they put sedatives in your food. Oh, wait, that’s prison. Or McDonalds. Seriously, in America, all restaurants are privately owned. Maybe not in Moscow or China.

  49. This quote is from Kelly Osbourne…………

    “It baffles me. I can’t even wear a thong. I always have to have my granny knickers on. I don’t understand the whole no knicker-wearing trend.”

    “It’s a bit sickening, but that’s how desperate people are for attention. Instead of going out and doing something good, they’d rather show their vaginas to the world.”

  50. @37…………yes I would

    @38…………no fucking way

    Tee Hee

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