Tommy Hilfiger’s model niece and other news

- Josh Duhamel’s alleged stripper-mistress apologizes to Fergie. Not for making all this shit up, of course, but for fucking Josh Duhamel in whatever magical dream land she thinks is reality. [Lainey Gossip]

- Stephanie Pratt thinks her DUI is “a blessing.” [PopEater]

- Shayne Lamas is somehow getting her picture taken by the paparazzi. I don’t even know. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Ashley Greene on the cover of Maxim. [Just Jared]

- Jessica Alba’s stroller is apparently a highly-sophisticated baby finger remover. Adorable. [Celebslam]

- Lindsay Lohan cost the Ungaro fashion line it’s soul, according to the founder. [The Blemish]

- Eva Mendes uses her sexuality to land movie roles. Really? Here I thought it was her classical theater training. [ICYDK]

- Donald Trump continues to throw Carrie Prejean under the bus after her Larry King interview. [Wonderwall]

- Paris Hilton plans on increasing security after the rash of Hollywood robberies, so look for her exposed vagina to start patrolling the premises at night. [Splash News]