Tom Cruise’s family looks thrilled to see him

August 16th, 2009 // 51 Comments

Tom Cruise flew to Melbourne, Australia to spend some time with Katie Holmes and Suri yesterday, and listen, I’m no body language expert, but I do know the look of woman who’d rather die than see my penis. I mean, not that I’ve ever seen that look personally. I’ve just heard about it. Through legend.

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  1. frank

    Katie’s fillin’ out those jeans pretty well…

  2. wfs

    First!

  3. telly

    man, they really do seem to be miserable there. you’d think their daughter crying her eyes out because of the paps following them would cause a look of immense happiness on their faces. psh.

  4. josh

    TCLTC

  5. Disgusting

    Tom is such a nerd, and he’s sooooooooooooo old. He is just an old smell that looks like the kid’s grandfather.

  6. Mark Dascascos

    Wadda fucked up family

  7. Sam

    What really needs to be pointed out here is as a Sydneysider I recognise that damn park which is one of the most populated touristy areas right near Circular Quay and the Opera House. What an incredible coincidence that that is where this little outing took place, AND there were cameras to capture this beautiful family moment. You know, just on the SPUR.

  8. drunkabella

    part of the contract states that katie-bot must always allow tom to stand on the high side of the hill.

  9. Vandal

    Look at his trainers (sneekers). All the money and the twat buys them? I hate him more.

  10. Taz

    her tits looked so good in The Gift

  11. Kate is pissed that she had to do this stupid “family outing” shot for the paparazzis. She looks bored, stilted and trapped.

  12. Rhialto

    It looks like that after Suri got buried under a mudslide they found her days later and got finally united.What happened!?

  13. Darth

    What happened to Katie Holmes’ heels?

  14. Galtacticus

    After he said hi they’re already tired from him.

  15. Walter

    i give it 2 years or less. She must be thinking about Heather Macca’s $$ deal.

  16. jdij

    visit pornsider.com

  17. sadlkj

    Why is he wearing shoes that are 3 sizes too big? We all know he shops in the kid departments, what’s with the show, Tommy Girl?

  18. Molly

    Haha. Looks like even Tom’s sneakers are fitted with lifts, just like his dress shoes were:
    http://thesuperficial.com/2009/01/tom_cruise_wants_you_back_ladi.php#comment

    Just look at how high up these sneakers go…

  19. Duke Steele

    Jesus Christ! Again the kid is being carried. WTF is wrong with her walking on her own legs? Do her knees face backwards? How old will she have to be before the mental case and his Stepford wife will let her experience gravity?And drunkabella: love the high side of the hill line.

  20. Duke Steele

    Jesus Christ! Again the kid is being carried. WTF is wrong with her walking on her own legs? Do her knees face backwards? How old will she have to be before the mental case and his Stepford wife will let her experience gravity?And drunkabella: love the high side of the hill line.

  21. datroof

    All is not well in Xenuville.

    Maybe Katy is waking up a bit and realising that since she’s been a Scientologist, her career has gone in the crapper.

    She turned her back on her Hollywood career to provide breeding stock to Tom Cruise. Maybe she’s getting a hint of how stupid that was.

  22. Rupert

    They have the same haircut.

  23. Reave Jones

    For the record, they’re Scientologing it up in Melbourne, another city in Australia without a bridge and an Opera House.

  24. anon

    why is she covering suri in blanket and carrying her around like she is a newborn baby. that girl is two now or watever her age is!

  25. Hite

    Gay jeans, gay white sneakers, and he’s as pale as that little jerk Casper the Ghost.

  26. Blech

    If Holmes isn’t careful, she’s gonna age another five years in less than a month being married to this douche-o-matic!

  27. jules

    Love ya work – but this is MELBOURNE BOTANICAL GARDENS – not Sydney! because Katies is filming in Melbourne! And tese cities are about 500 miles apart so don’t think they drove up there for the afternoon

  28. Danklin24

    Its hilarious how happy she was when Tom wasnt around and now she looks misterable and pissed off. Go away Tom.

  29. tdcotter

    I love Katie Holmes! She looks miserable and about 6 years older than she is. I hope the rumors about their relationship are not true. I hope this is just an aggravated look about the paparazzi and not a face of a desperate plea!

  30. tdcotter

    And plus as side note I am pretty sure Suri is asleep which could be why she is being carried. I often carry my children when theya re sleeping to.

  31. Caroline June

    I agree with #26.

  32. EuropenGirl

    That kid is clearly passed out.
    Or dead.
    I bet on dead, actually.

  33. mamamiasweetpeaches

    I love how you worked the word “legend” into a story about Tom Cruise. Did you do that on purpose? or are you even witty by accident sometimes???? Cuz – ya know – Tom made a movie called LEGEND a hundred years ago when he was somehwat normal. Normaler. Whatever.

    She really sold her sould to The Devil for “fame”, has she not? I mean, sure- you marry someone like Tom Cruise you’ll be put in the spotlight. But then why is the best thing she’s got goin’ making shit movies like MAD MONEY????

  34. Del

    They look happy and I hope they are …

  35. Melissa

    Wow, he really does suck the life out of her…

  36. Bre

    wow they are all wearing the lamest looking outfits. From shoes to shirts. Ugh. Who lets them shop?

    Also pretty sure the kid is asleep and its why she lays down with her.

  37. yeah those are totally crap sneakers. funny thats the only thing i care to comment on here

  38. jay

    I don’t think she is happy any more. She dress at time like if she is a 40 yr old mom. Katie dose not have that youthful glow that she use to have. Im no katie fan but you can tell the twinkle in her eye is so gone. Tom made her old thats what old guys do the suck your youth like vampires just like old women do to young men.

  39. J.

    Run Katie Run!!!

  40. J.

    Run Katie Run!!!!!!

  41. xenu

    free katie now!!

  42. Indrani

    Wow, she really hates him. It’s so stark. She refuses to look at him, and her face clearly say, “I loathe you to the depths of my soul.” This is more than PMS. Look at her eyes in the pictures where he’s trying to help her with the baby.

  43. Duke Steele

    Maybe the sneakers are official Scientology footwear. Don’t leave home without them.

  44. CV

    Tom is wearing custom-made elevator kicks. True story.

  45. poodlehopper

    Maybe they were just enjoying a quite nap in the park when the paparazzi showed up and ruined their quiet time. Being a celebrity would mot be worth the tradeoff.

  46. poodlehopper

    Maybe they were just enjoying a quite nap in the park when the paparazzi showed up and ruined their quiet time. Being a celebrity would mot be worth the tradeoff.

  47. Sydney?

    @ Sam
    Well you clearly don’t know your area that well cause they are in Melbourne, not Sydney. Probably the botanical gardens, but dont quote me on that, i’m not gonna pretend im some ‘park expert’

  48. whatevs

    omg Katie Holmes looks soooo ugly. i don’t know why Tom married her, i mean look at her, just plain ewww. she looks like she’s 50. and why does she even bother to get out of Tom’s shadow, i mean who would want to see her face in a movie. And their daughter is a spoiled little brat, who is really not that cute

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