Tom Cruise is on a media blitzkrieg to win back his female fans who he alienated after his public criticism of Brooke Shields taking medication for postpartum depression. Here are the bad habits Tom’s PR people are hoping he’ll kick to reel in the vagina crowd, according to Star:
- No talking about Scientology.
- No wearing sunglasses on the red carpet.
- No showing up to premieres in fancy cars.
- Appear on women-friendly shows like The View. “It’s all very calculated.”
- No man-handling the Katie. At least in public. “Tom needs to quit grabbing her arm and pulling her around. The idea is to make him the kinder, gentler Tom, not a controlling husband with a Stepford wife.”
Ladies, be honest with me. If Tom Cruise played beach volleyball topless on a jet while showering you with Tiffany jewelry, would you believe he’s not going to chain you to the dishwasher then hit on your brother after a free E-Meter reading? Of course not. Which is why the career Hail Mary, Top Gun 2, better have a T-Rex fight an F-16. I rest my case.
#16 just made me pee in my pants.
The truth is far funnier than something people can make up, and #16 nailed it on the head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He really screwed up when he lost those PR wonder-wizards that kept a muzzle on him, hiding his creepy craziness.
I think he does alright in his movies. Now if he’d of just been a quiet, humble recluse outside of movies…but too late now. All of his astonishing superhuman Scientology powers cannot undo the damage.
@33 – They look suspicious. I had thought to give props because he let Katie wear those fugly open toe heels (with hosiery??) instead of fugly flats, accepting his tiny-ness, but…
@51 – yep.
You do know that he flew a F14 and not a F16
These two Motherfuckers make me wanna puke
Wow…..he’s kinda short.
Wow…..he’s kinda short.
Wow…..he’s kinda short.
isn’t a “faux pas” to wear sandals with stockings? …I mean her…
i guess he hasn’t realized yet that he’d make so much more doing gay pornos than movies that flop within 2 weeks of opening.
If it is a gentle and sweet – rearer what is a red hand silenced? Let’s relax and give blood again in hand, Tommy boy.