In a completely opposite twist on reality, Tom Cruise wants Katie Holmes to play the villain in the next Mission: Impossible movie, according to MonstersandCritics.com:
A source said: “Tom is very excited about taking ‘Mission: Impossible’ in a new direction and he sees Katie as a big part of that.
“They have wanted to work together for a while now but the idea of being a couple on screen in a romantic comedy is a bit dull. This might give them a chance to have some fun both as a couple and as hero and villainess.”
And by “dull” they of course mean entirely unbelievable. Tom keeping Katie in a suitcase aside, this villain thing might actually work. Mostly because I guarantee Tom Cruise does all kinds of insane stunts whenever he’s exposed to her vagina. “That’s not a penis!” *rappels down heating duct*