It’s hard to ruin an entrance when you’re driving in in a $1.3 million Bugatti Veyron, but leave it to Tom Cruise to accomplish the impossible. And leave it to me to come up with these delicious puns. Or should I say, these mission impossibles? No wait, that’s not a pun. That’s genius.
Thanks to Gretchen for the tip.
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Kelly Brook Wore A Bikini, Too |
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Dear Gabrielle Anwar In A Bikini, WHAT HAPPENED? |
