It’s hard to ruin an entrance when you’re driving in in a $1.3 million Bugatti Veyron, but leave it to Tom Cruise to accomplish the impossible. And leave it to me to come up with these delicious puns. Or should I say, these mission impossibles? No wait, that’s not a pun. That’s genius.
Thanks to Gretchen for the tip.
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pinky_nip | May 11, 2006 at 3:13 pm
Tom Cruise understands Cocks
1st?
Aimless | May 11, 2006 at 3:17 pm
Darn it! I’ll never be first!!
HotstufLuvmuffin | May 11, 2006 at 3:18 pm
TCLTC
Second
HotstufLuvmuffin | May 11, 2006 at 3:19 pm
Dang!!
Charlaurz McHall | May 11, 2006 at 3:19 pm
argh! it wont work and i want to see what it is. am i going to have to actually go to you tube and look up videos FOR MYSELF????
http://celebrityreligion.typepad.com
Feed_Me_Chocolate | May 11, 2006 at 3:22 pm
“Honey, the door is locked. No, not the window. No, that’s the one for the window. No, the OTHER one. Right there. Yes-NO! No, push it, don’t pull it. Yes. Honey, you’re pressing the window one again. STOP! The OTHER ONE…”
rick mcginnis | May 11, 2006 at 3:23 pm
Did you ever think that she locked herself in the Bugatti for a moment’s respite from the midget catamite she was hypnotized into marrying? Huh? Did you?
Oh, yeah, and the cock. He loves it.
Becca | May 11, 2006 at 3:23 pm
Hahahaha Tom Cruise is such a tool.
momma | May 11, 2006 at 3:23 pm
Oh My, that was totally worth the 2 days of crappy posts about the Simpsons and LL. What an ass he is!! Hysterical!
Junebug | May 11, 2006 at 3:23 pm
Katie kept locking the door…thinking she might be able to escape. I bet Tom had a real panic attack.
And don’t forget…TCLTC
tamtamtam | May 11, 2006 at 3:23 pm
Bugatti Veyron: $1.3 million
Mother’s Day Flowers for Katie: $900
Male prostitutes (for the cock, of course): $500
Lifts for shoes: $250
Making an arse of yourself every single effin day for the scrutiny of SF devotees: PRICELESS.
ILTTCLTC
(i LOVE that tom cruise loves the cock)
Feed_Me_Chocolate | May 11, 2006 at 3:23 pm
I love the photographers standing there, waiting to take a picture.
Priceless.
HotstufLuvmuffin | May 11, 2006 at 3:24 pm
I hate the guy but even that was a little sub par in his “IdiocyHallOFame”
I bet a nice warm cock would make him all better!
HotstufLuvmuffin | May 11, 2006 at 3:26 pm
LOL @11!
tamtamtam | May 11, 2006 at 3:26 pm
Bugatti Veyron: $1.3 million
Mother’s Day Flowers for Katie: $900
Male prostitutes (for the cock, of course): $500
Lifts for shoes: $250
Making an arse of yourself every single effin day for the scrutiny of SF devotees: PRICELESS.
ILTTCLTC
(i LOVE that tom cruise loves the cock)
doesntmatter | May 11, 2006 at 3:27 pm
hahahaha! Katie was trying to assert her independence for the first time in a year! too bad for her she couldn’t just drive off on him. now that would have been an entrance!!! or exit for katie! woohoo.
too bad it’s not true.
eatmyass_sherry-co | May 11, 2006 at 3:28 pm
#9 – AGREED!! Just a little Tom Cruise debauchery was all I needed to perk me up and love SF again.
Now if only sherry-co would come out of the woodwork and defend our beloved cock sucker and scientology, my day would be complete!
TCLTC
tamtamtam | May 11, 2006 at 3:28 pm
danka, luvmuffin. (not sure why it posted twice though…)
Saucie | May 11, 2006 at 3:30 pm
“Let me out of the ca, Cole! Let me out of the ca.”
Yes, I am ashamed to say I watched Days of Thunder.
Jacq | May 11, 2006 at 3:33 pm
I thought it said Tom Cruise was standing under the car. GOD only knows he’s short enough. I certainly want him under my tires.
Me: “Honey, did you feel that?”
Boyfriend: “Feel what?”
Me: “I think I ran over Tom Cruise.”
BF: “Who the fuck cares? Keep going.”
#6 – Were you the sranger that was in the car with my grandparents? I’ve heard that conversation before.
TCLTC
HollyJ | May 11, 2006 at 3:35 pm
that is fucking HILARIOUS with the music
why did it take him five minutes to open his own door and get out?
FIRST!!!!
Jacq | May 11, 2006 at 3:37 pm
#19 – Dammit! Good one! The dammit is cause I didn’t say it first. Smarty pants.
sikofdis | May 11, 2006 at 3:40 pm
That is truly douche-tastic.
What a fuckin’ tard.
pinky_nip | May 11, 2006 at 3:43 pm
Mission Impossible: Tom Cruise NOT loving the Cock.
snookyookums | May 11, 2006 at 3:43 pm
OK, so some of this is doctored, but my suspicion is that Katie was crying because she wanted to be with the baby and wouldn’t get out of the car until her face was “put back together”
Or she was laughing too hard at Tom.
One or the other…
sophiecatrupertjerk | May 11, 2006 at 3:44 pm
Katie should have slid over into the driver’s seat and drove off, leaving him standing there all by himself, looking like the giant TOOL that he is. That video is just damn funny. I don’t care who you are.
pinky_nip | May 11, 2006 at 3:44 pm
TC: “Show me the Money Shot!!!”
Italian Stallion | May 11, 2006 at 3:46 pm
I bet if there was a naked man in that car he would have had no problem………….
jenny4a20 | May 11, 2006 at 3:48 pm
Please someone just punch him in the face!!!
bloodyvictim | May 11, 2006 at 3:48 pm
ummm… I actually find this disturbing because I can just imagine what’s going to happen to ‘Kate’ when they get home… I heard that the assigned punishment for causing 2 minutes of emberassment to Tom is a two hour session wearing a gorilla suit and strap on combo while spanking Cruise and changing his diapers… it’s true… I read it in my ‘Scientology for Dummies’ book… poor Katie
Jacq | May 11, 2006 at 3:48 pm
#21 – He had to undo his car seat. He’s so short he still needs one, he’s just *barely* tall enough to even ride in the front seat.
Italian Stallion | May 11, 2006 at 3:48 pm
Come to think of it, I’m surprised there wasn’t, nevermind, he keeps them in the trunk………..
Jacq | May 11, 2006 at 3:50 pm
#28 – I bet he took out the normal gear shifter and replaced it with a dildo. It’s like when people get cool ones with skulls and shit, but with a homo-erotic twist.
pinky_nip | May 11, 2006 at 3:50 pm
#31: Fucking ‘A. Classic. Me love you.
Geno | May 11, 2006 at 3:53 pm
If he can’t drive, how is he going to play Iron man?
http://catholictvguy.blogspot.com/
Lala | May 11, 2006 at 3:54 pm
Remember “Kitt” from Knight Rider? That Bugatti’s his grandson.
Tom: Bugatti, open the door.
Bugatti: No, Tom.
Tom: Bugatti, open the door. You’re embarrassing me.
Bugatti: No, Tom. Kate doesn’t want to go out there.
Tom: Excuse me? You open that door! Tell Kate I want her to come out!
Bugatti: I’ve told her. She says you have to say you want her to come out there.
Tom: What? This makes no-
Bugatti: Say it bitch!
Tom: I WANT TO COME OUT!
(door opens)
snookyookums | May 11, 2006 at 3:57 pm
She was just listening to the end of Brooke Shield’s CDbook about postpartum depression called “Down Came the Rain” Oh that Brooke! So funny!
Spacedog | May 11, 2006 at 3:58 pm
To paraphrase the drill sergeant in Platoon:
“Open that door, you maggot! You know if there was some veiny cock in there you’d be in the car already!”
liya | May 11, 2006 at 4:00 pm
Ha wat a total dick.
For those of you who are British would just like to say today i officially finished my training contract, whoa (sound of champagne being uncorked)
For those of you who are not, i apologise. just wanted to share this great news with. peace and love to you all, yes even to you stallion, today noone can ruin my mood.
Iambananas | May 11, 2006 at 4:00 pm
It’s just that they played the same clip like 4 times in a row to make it appear longer. and plus, it wasn’t his fault, it’s whoever he was opening the door for that locked it. Lame story. Tom rocks.
bean_dip | May 11, 2006 at 4:03 pm
this guy is such a pant load.
billabong021 | May 11, 2006 at 4:05 pm
holy fuk that looked embarassing…
Iambananas | May 11, 2006 at 4:05 pm
The stories (much like some of the haters) on this site are getting lame… they are ALWAYS about the same people. Tom Cruise, Linsdey Lohan and Jessica Simpson… with a little Paris every once in a while. It’s getting old… very old.
Fisher55 | May 11, 2006 at 4:07 pm
40, how does tom’s ass taste today? fruity?
Iambananas | May 11, 2006 at 4:09 pm
TOM CRUISE IS SOOO MICE! HE’S A REALLY NICE GUY AND AN AMAZING ACTOR. HAS ANYONE SEEN MI3 (IF YOU HAVEN’T AND YOU’RE MAKING FUN OF HIM, YOUR IGNORANT)
IT WAS SOOOO GOOD! he’s a good actor
FAVE TOM MOVIE: Ummm… probably Interview With a Vampire. Or maybe War of the Worlds. Okay, it was War.
Iambananas | May 11, 2006 at 4:10 pm
TOM CRUISE IS SOOO NICE! HE’S A REALLY NICE GUY AND AN AMAZING ACTOR. HAS ANYONE SEEN MI3 (IF YOU HAVEN’T AND YOU’RE MAKING FUN OF HIM, YOUR IGNORANT)
IT WAS SOOOO GOOD! he’s a good actor
FAVE TOM MOVIE: Ummm… probably Interview With a Vampire. Or maybe War of the Worlds. Okay, it was War.
TOPAZ21 | May 11, 2006 at 4:15 pm
lame-shit-banana’s, will you go away if we ignore you?
ILovePapaSmurf | May 11, 2006 at 4:20 pm
Oh man, I love it!
Thanks for turning my frown upside down, Tom!
Italian Stallion | May 11, 2006 at 4:20 pm
Movie phrases that will never sound right coming out of Tom Cruise ever again……
1. “I’m gonna pump you fulla lead!”
2. “Give me a stiff one, barkeep!”
3. “Don’t fret—I’ve been in tight spots before.”
4. “You stay here while I sneak around from behind.”
5. “Nice spread ya got there!”
6. “He’s just a friend.”
7. “I was in the movie cocktail”
Feel free to add on, can’t think of anymore…….
#43 I’m sure what you meant to say was… My comments on here have always been stupid and not funny at all, I shouldn’t come back here, It’s getting old, very old……
Spindoc | May 11, 2006 at 4:23 pm
LOL!! This is the event that that idiot Sherry was talking about the other day “Tom is great, he showed up in a BUGATI!” LOL!! Sherry, you forgot to mention that your cock loving idol could get the door open with his delicate little hands!
I hope they used seat covers, I hear crazy can stain.