Tom Cruise threatened to ‘beat the living shit’ out of wayward Scientologists

November 10th, 2009 // 74 Comments

Tom Cruise allegedly threatened to “beat the living shit” out of three disobedient Scientologists, according to the NY Daily News:

Marty Rathbun, once one of Miscavige’s most trusted lieutenants, tells us he has a witness who can corroborate his account of a bloody beating at the church’s 500-acre compound in Hemet, Calif. Furthermore, he’s brought it to the attention of Cruise’s attorney, Bert Fields.
On the day before the actor’s visit a couple of years ago, the compound’s managers took part in “the Tom Cruise arrival preparation drill,” which required “orchestrating every action they perform … in the presence of Cruise,” Rathbun recently wrote Fields.
But Miscavige wasn’t happy when he addressed 80 to 100 managers at a prisonlike facility, known as “The Hole,” where three insubordinate officials — Marc Yager, Guillaume Leserve and Ray Mithoff — were “incarcerated,” according to Rathbun.
“Miscavige berated [the managers] for being far too light in their demands for confessions” from the three, Rathbun alleges in his letter, “because they refused to beat [them] … to pulps. Miscavige said that Tom … had vowed to come to the Hole and personally ‘beat the living [bleep]‘ out of Yager, Leserve and Mithoff if the managers failed to do so themselves.
“In response, the mob rushed at the three targeted gentlemen,” Rathbun claimed. “Fists flew and feet kicked into the three. They continued to pound until … each had two black eyes.”

I’m going to assume Tom Cruise wanted the matter handled by others because there’s really nothing more embarrassing than threatening to punch someone in the face only to turn around and ask for a ladder. Kind of ruins the moment. “I will fuck your Thetans up, son! Right after I put on this jetpack. Just hold still for a minute. Don’t move. — Alright, who didn’t adjust my straps? Goddammit, you guys.”

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  1. ali

    relax you old hag.

  2. audrey

    first!

  3. stupidass

    by “wayward”, you mean “dwarf”, right?

  4. Quinn

    meh. TCLTC

  5. Daniel

    Was this article written by a 10 year old? For a such an important story its obnoxiously incoherent.

  6. Tom Cruise couldn’t beat himself off, much less anyone else up.

  7. joho777

    What’s Tommy going to do, jump up and slap their faces? Or step on their toes?

    Or maybe brutalize them with his legal team?

    Religious nuts are all halfwits, just like the fundalmentalist Christians and Washabbi Muslims. They need a hobby other than hurting other people.

    Tommy has made a start on that with his brainwashing of Katie Holmes and his daughter.

  8. Rough hates typos

    I see people in a whole new light, when I hear theyre a part of this sect…

    To each his own though…

  9. Max Planck

    Hey, I know this guy.

    Wasn’t this guy in “Risky Business.”

  10. Pernacchia

    He better watch out whom he threatens.

    They may give him a swirly.

  11. Sid

    Two black eyes? Yeah, Tom wasn’t there. It would have been two torn browneyes.

  12. John

    I love washabbi, it goes so good on sushi.

    Maybe Tom Cruise is just secretly a crazy scientology ninja or something, because apparently those other guys were scared enough of him coming down there they beat the 3.

    I picture a scene from the Wire, gangbangers hauling ass down the street yelling “Oh shit, Omar’s comin!” yet instead we have scientologists hauling ass yelling about Cruise.

  13. Crazy Old Bitch

    Surprise Surprise, Tom Cruise found himself in a pile of men. Are you sure Tom’s exact words weren’t “had vowed to come to the Hole and personally ‘Blow/Suck the living [bleep]‘ out of Yager, Leserve and Mithoff if the managers failed to do so themselves.”

    TCLTC

  14. I used to be in love with Tom Cruise before he became all weird and obsessed with this Scientology stuff. He really should just chill out and enjoy married life.

  15. Scientology makes peopl strange.

  16. Scientology makes peopl strange.

  17. pwall5000

    @16 and 17 you suck at everything you try to do in life.

  18. Sport

    they try so hard to hold hands anytime they notice a photographer. It never looks natural, or spontaneous.

  19. _me

    Rumor has it that he’s in quite good shape. And that dude he’s holding hands with (his personal trainer?), has spoken out and said he’s quite and ankle biter. Or was it pillow….? I forget, oh well.

  20. Jeff

    Why is Katie’s face melting in #3? Is Tom still that hot?

  21. Jeff

    Why is Katie’s face melting in #3? Is Tom still that hot?

  22. mike

    I would fight Tom Cruise. I so would do it just to say I was the guy who killed Tom Cruise. Then crowds would cheer me and women would touch my wiener.

  23. SO RIGHT

    Oh Ok, I get it. Tom is abusive and controlling just like the father he doesn’t like, but he’s doing it through religion instead of beating up his family. 6 & 1 half dozen of the other, Tommy Boy.

  24. crazypants

    Sounds so ridiculous as to be hard to believe.

    That said, like all religious crazies they’re there of their own volition – so if they like beating each other up, Xenu bless’em.

  25. havoc

    I’m sure lots of other CULTS do the same thing….

    .

  26. Those are some nice moobies he’s got going on under that shirt.

  27. greenman

    Isn’t Tom Cruise a tiny fellow?

  28. TCLTC, you taint tossin’ douches…

  29. Are those man boobs?
    HOT!

    -TopTwitsBlog.com

  30. oscarin

    Tom ..who?

  31. Dorien

    I didn’t read a word of that except the Hemet Ca, part. I’m from there. The Scientology place is way, way, way out in the boonies. We never go there. It is the place that cannot be named.

  32. Deedub

    BWA HAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Little Tom Cruise is the bi-polar end of being a toughie. This is the funniest thing I’ve heard all day!

    Thank you!

  33. EricLR

    Wow, that guy will use any excuse to touch other men.

  34. Dorien

    I didn’t read a word of that except the Hemet Ca, part. I’m from there. The Scientology place is way, way, way out in the boonies. We never go there. It is the place that cannot be named.

  35. Richard McBeef

    Somebody should bash in that fucking queef’s skull.

  36. AmericanWhiteTrash

    That little fag couldn’t beat up his WIFE let alone anyone else..

  37. norton

    Self absorbed, overpaid “actor”.

    Interesting, I wasn’t aware that there was such a thing.

    Oh, wait, I don’t live in Hollyweird so I guess I wouldn’t know.

  38. Jessie

    What the fuck kind of couple holds hands when they’re jogging?!?!?

  39. LPB

    Damn. You’d know you were well and truly f’ed if you were worried that Tom C was going to be able to kick your ass!

  40. p0nk

    TCLTC

    /obligatory

  41. Duke Steele

    Beat the shit out of who? Smurfs?

  42. Jennyjenjen

    Careful Superficial Writer, if you haven’t already, you are well on your way to making Scientology’s shit list. They revel in making their enemies lives hell.

    Oh, and TCLTC

  43. tromba

    Hearsay, worthless garbage. According to the NY Daily News? And who is the spineless douche bag who wrote this article? All I see is a headline. This is so fucking goddamn lame. GROW A FUCKING PAIR AND SIGN YOUR NAME TO THIS SHIT.

  44. cracka ass

    I beat the living shit out of Tom Cruise’s mother this morning with a copy of Dianetics.

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  47. Noneofyourbusiness

    #44 is your real name Tromba, like Madonna or Cher? Why don’t you join Scientology, it would be perfect for you. You can be free to be insane, hypocritical, and an angry son of a bitch. You should look into it, just make sure to avoid looking Tom Cruise straight in the eye. Shouldn’t be hard he’s a hobbit.

  48. K

    Tom, you cant; even suck my balls anymore = you are dead to me.

  49. ppl

    why do people keep say he’s tiny, obviously he’s not that small when Katie is supposed to be 5’9… so he’s at least 5’8, which is a giant in some 3rd world countries….

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