Tom Cruise is being sued for $5 million by Michael David Sapir who claims the actor and private investigator Anthony Pellicano illegally wiretapped his home. TMZ reports:
There is a long history between Cruise and Sapir. In 2001, Cruise sued Sapir for $100 million after Sapir claimed to have video evidence that Cruise “engaged in a homosexual relationship.” That lawsuit settled later that year. In the settlement, both parties issued a statement saying that no such tape existed.
In the latest suit, filed Friday in L.A. County Superior Court, Sapir claims Pellicano illegally wiretapped his phone during the time the 2001 lawsuit was active.
I don’t believe a word of this. Why would Tom Cruise pay someone to wiretap a phone when he can simply crawl into the receiver with a spiral notebook?
LAWYER: What’s the situation?
SAPIR: So I’ve got this tape of Tom Cruise chugging a cock.
TOM CRUISE: UTINI!
SAPIR: Did you say something?
tomcruise is a homosexual | December 22, 2009 at 10:45 am
Tom Cruise is gayer than a skirt on a tranny…
Crusty | December 22, 2009 at 10:58 am
If the video didn’t exist back in 2001, Cruise wouldn’t have settled the lawsuit.
Enough said..
Megan Fox's stubby thumbs | December 22, 2009 at 11:02 am
Nice goggles bozo!
L Ron Hubbard | December 22, 2009 at 11:04 am
Hey, I’m sure Tom just figured Sapir was fair game.
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http://www.popduds.com/ | December 22, 2009 at 11:29 am
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toolboy | December 22, 2009 at 11:31 am
“This just in from the gay AP..Rudy Galindo was practicing for an upcoming San Francisco skate off. Rudy, dressed in a head to toe sequined 2 sizes too small sailor’s outfit complete with tiny sailor”s cap and skating to In the Navy by the Village People was asked to comment on Cruise’s sexuality. Rudy’s 3 word reply spoke volumes:
“He smokes pole”.
And if Rudy says you smoke pole, then by god Tom, you smoke pole.”
Philipo Ronzoni | December 22, 2009 at 11:31 am
I don’t get the joke. Is the copy some movie reference?
Philipo Ronzoni | December 22, 2009 at 11:31 am
I don’t get the joke. Is the copy some movie reference?
Grafikman | December 22, 2009 at 11:32 am
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Beautiful but bitter. | December 22, 2009 at 11:37 am
You’re right Fish, when you’re only three apples high there is no need to tap the phone. You can simply crouch behind the paper weight.
Jennyjenjen | December 22, 2009 at 11:43 am
Fish, thanks for giving this post the tag it deserves. TCLTC.
RichPort's Ghost | December 22, 2009 at 11:43 am
Why does he always look like he has a mouthful of jizz?
TV Fan | December 22, 2009 at 11:57 am
OMG–I got the Jawa reference. I’m pathetic. And so are you Superficial!
Happy holidays!
who dat | December 22, 2009 at 12:16 pm
Big deal.
I love to smoke a thick pole. I enjoy a right rogering of a butt fucking too.
So what? I’m gay. Get used to it. No H8.
::skips away::
Chinny | December 22, 2009 at 12:35 pm
More Star Wars references! It helps bring out the people who prefer to read Geekologie and IWatchStuff.
gen | December 22, 2009 at 12:39 pm
@11-12
Yes, it’s a reference to Star Wars. Not exactly obscure. It’s making fun of Tom Cruise’s height.
Re his sexuality. Who cares. Like really….who cares….
Willie Dixon | December 22, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Jawa reference, FTW. I actually lol’d at the Fish for the first time in weeks.
WE LOVE PEEN!! | December 22, 2009 at 2:04 pm
I WANNA FUCK HIM SOOO BAD!! DOES HE HAVE A COCK SLIP?
Rasputins Liver | December 22, 2009 at 2:23 pm
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Ya know, if Tomisina “My Last Name Says it All, Boys!” Cruise and his fellow Xenu-revering nutter John “Have You Met My Beard Kelly Yet?” Sploogevolta ‘d just freakin’ come out of the closet and proclaim themselves to all the world as the root smoochin’, jizz garglin’, sphintcer poundin’ limpwristers they really are….well….at least they’d be honest.
Bottom boy Tommy’s so lame. Lame actor. Lame pretend he-man. Lame religious nutter who believes in a lame-assed snakeoil science fiction religion.
Ya think Mama Mapother looks down at her fun hole and thinks “that idiot came out of me?! Well, at least the weirdo sends me money each month to keep me from spillin’ the beans on his gayer-than-gay ass.”
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Mike Walker | December 22, 2009 at 6:45 pm
He’s morphing into Iggy Pop.
Gerald_Tarrant | December 22, 2009 at 7:33 pm
Tony Pellicano is a fucking scum bag and I wouldn’t put anything past him.
http://www.topnflnews.com/ | December 22, 2009 at 9:01 pm
Tom, is an upstanding guy. If you knew him you wouldnt be saying negative things. And as far as his belief in Scientology, whats wrong with that, dont you have beliefs, im sure if the article was about you, the tune that some of you have would change. It is so funny that people in America, always want to put down people who have more money than them, or are doing well.. Why dont you look up how much money Tom has donated to people in need… if people used some of this negativity for something useful, everyone would be a lot better off. Let Tom live his life and dont be jealous b/c he is more financially stable than you….
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gen | December 22, 2009 at 9:18 pm
26 is Tom Cruise
Rasputins Liver | December 22, 2009 at 9:21 pm
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Hmm….
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26. http://www.topnflnews.com/ – December 22, 2009 9:01 PM
Tom, is an upstanding guy. If you knew him you wouldnt be saying negative things. And as far as his belief in Scientology, whats wrong with that, dont you have beliefs, im sure if the article was about you, the tune that some of you have would change. It is so funny that people in America, always want to put down people who have more money than them, or are doing well.. Why dont you look up how much money Tom has donated to people in need… if people used some of this negativity for something useful, everyone would be a lot better off. Let Tom live his life and dont be jealous b/c he is more financially stable than you….
read more click the link above~~~
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Xenu? Is that you, Xenu? Didn’t know you checked into The Superficial. Are you sure Perez Hiltoon’s bottom boy pansyblog isn’t more up your…er….ahem…uh, alley?
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Who knew Xenu, the snakeoil science fiction Gawd, was a baloney pony smoker and back hole plunger? Scientolonutterpansies is a front, a…”beard”….as it were, for a worldwide closted gayboy fraternity? Nah!
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Rasputins Liver | December 22, 2009 at 9:21 pm
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Hmm….
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26. http://www.topnflnews.com/ – December 22, 2009 9:01 PM
Tom, is an upstanding guy. If you knew him you wouldnt be saying negative things. And as far as his belief in Scientology, whats wrong with that, dont you have beliefs, im sure if the article was about you, the tune that some of you have would change. It is so funny that people in America, always want to put down people who have more money than them, or are doing well.. Why dont you look up how much money Tom has donated to people in need… if people used some of this negativity for something useful, everyone would be a lot better off. Let Tom live his life and dont be jealous b/c he is more financially stable than you….
read more click the link above~~~
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Xenu? Is that you, Xenu? Didn’t know you checked into The Superficial. Are you sure Perez Hiltoon’s bottom boy pansyblog isn’t more up your…er….ahem…uh, alley?
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Who knew Xenu, the snakeoil science fiction Gawd, was a baloney pony smoker and back hole plunger? Scientolonutterpansies is a front, a…”beard”….as it were, for a worldwide closted gayboy fraternity? Nah!
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computer accessories | December 22, 2009 at 11:45 pm
For such an “enlightened” being, Tom sure does play in the muck with sleazy characters sometimes, doesn’t he?
I’ll accept that those particular stories about him were planted by Pellicano – but that’s certainly not the only time I’ve heard such rumors about him. And he’s always a little too quick to file a lawsuit rather than just shrugging it off if it’s not true.
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Hi,
Yes, it’s a reference to Star Wars. Not exactly obscure. It’s making fun of Tom Cruise’s height.
@26 | December 23, 2009 at 10:23 am
Tom is short for a man, but even shorter for an actor.So what?
He’s gay, and that’s still o.k
Begging Hollywood women to marry him, very very uncool.
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The Jawa joke made this post from a 6 to an easy 8.5 if not higher. Props.
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