Tom Cruise sued for illegal wiretapping

December 22nd, 2009 // 42 Comments

Tom Cruise is being sued for $5 million by Michael David Sapir who claims the actor and private investigator Anthony Pellicano illegally wiretapped his home. TMZ reports:

There is a long history between Cruise and Sapir. In 2001, Cruise sued Sapir for $100 million after Sapir claimed to have video evidence that Cruise “engaged in a homosexual relationship.” That lawsuit settled later that year. In the settlement, both parties issued a statement saying that no such tape existed.
In the latest suit, filed Friday in L.A. County Superior Court, Sapir claims Pellicano illegally wiretapped his phone during the time the 2001 lawsuit was active.

I don’t believe a word of this. Why would Tom Cruise pay someone to wiretap a phone when he can simply crawl into the receiver with a spiral notebook?

LAWYER: What’s the situation?
SAPIR: So I’ve got this tape of Tom Cruise chugging a cock.
TOM CRUISE: UTINI!
SAPIR: Did you say something?

Photos: WENN
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  1. tomcruise is a homosexual

    Tom Cruise is gayer than a skirt on a tranny…

  2. Crusty

    If the video didn’t exist back in 2001, Cruise wouldn’t have settled the lawsuit.

    Enough said..

  3. Megan Fox's stubby thumbs

    Nice goggles bozo!

  4. L Ron Hubbard

    Hey, I’m sure Tom just figured Sapir was fair game.

  5. gigi

    if ever there was a time to say TCLTC, it would be now so…… .TCLTC! nuff said….

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  8. TOM CRUISE LOVES THE COCK!
    TOM CRUISE LOVES THE COCK!
    TOM CRUISE LOVES THE COCK!
    TOM CRUISE LOVES THE COCK!
    TOM CRUISE LOVES THE COCK!

    (lord xenu told me so)

  9. Dear Santa, since I have seen a good boy this year, will you please stab #6 and #7 in the throat for me? Pretty please?

  10. toolboy

    “This just in from the gay AP..Rudy Galindo was practicing for an upcoming San Francisco skate off. Rudy, dressed in a head to toe sequined 2 sizes too small sailor’s outfit complete with tiny sailor”s cap and skating to In the Navy by the Village People was asked to comment on Cruise’s sexuality. Rudy’s 3 word reply spoke volumes:
    “He smokes pole”.
    And if Rudy says you smoke pole, then by god Tom, you smoke pole.”

  11. Philipo Ronzoni

    I don’t get the joke. Is the copy some movie reference?

  12. Philipo Ronzoni

    I don’t get the joke. Is the copy some movie reference?

  13. Grafikman

    LOL! Jawaspeak FTW!!

  14. You’re right Fish, when you’re only three apples high there is no need to tap the phone. You can simply crouch behind the paper weight.

  15. Jennyjenjen

    Fish, thanks for giving this post the tag it deserves. TCLTC.

  16. Why does he always look like he has a mouthful of jizz?

  17. TV Fan

    OMG–I got the Jawa reference. I’m pathetic. And so are you Superficial!

    Happy holidays!

  18. who dat

    Big deal.

    I love to smoke a thick pole. I enjoy a right rogering of a butt fucking too.

    So what? I’m gay. Get used to it. No H8.

    ::skips away::

  19. Chinny

    More Star Wars references! It helps bring out the people who prefer to read Geekologie and IWatchStuff.

  20. gen

    @11-12

    Yes, it’s a reference to Star Wars. Not exactly obscure. It’s making fun of Tom Cruise’s height.

    Re his sexuality. Who cares. Like really….who cares….

  21. Willie Dixon

    Jawa reference, FTW. I actually lol’d at the Fish for the first time in weeks.

  22. WE LOVE PEEN!!

    I WANNA FUCK HIM SOOO BAD!! DOES HE HAVE A COCK SLIP?

  23. Rasputins Liver

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    Ya know, if Tomisina “My Last Name Says it All, Boys!” Cruise and his fellow Xenu-revering nutter John “Have You Met My Beard Kelly Yet?” Sploogevolta ‘d just freakin’ come out of the closet and proclaim themselves to all the world as the root smoochin’, jizz garglin’, sphintcer poundin’ limpwristers they really are….well….at least they’d be honest.

    Bottom boy Tommy’s so lame. Lame actor. Lame pretend he-man. Lame religious nutter who believes in a lame-assed snakeoil science fiction religion.

    Ya think Mama Mapother looks down at her fun hole and thinks “that idiot came out of me?! Well, at least the weirdo sends me money each month to keep me from spillin’ the beans on his gayer-than-gay ass.”

    *

  24. He’s morphing into Iggy Pop.

  25. Gerald_Tarrant

    Tony Pellicano is a fucking scum bag and I wouldn’t put anything past him.

  26. Tom, is an upstanding guy. If you knew him you wouldnt be saying negative things. And as far as his belief in Scientology, whats wrong with that, dont you have beliefs, im sure if the article was about you, the tune that some of you have would change. It is so funny that people in America, always want to put down people who have more money than them, or are doing well.. Why dont you look up how much money Tom has donated to people in need… if people used some of this negativity for something useful, everyone would be a lot better off. Let Tom live his life and dont be jealous b/c he is more financially stable than you….

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  27. gen

    26 is Tom Cruise

  28. Rasputins Liver

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    Hmm….

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    26. http://www.topnflnews.com/ – December 22, 2009 9:01 PM

    Tom, is an upstanding guy. If you knew him you wouldnt be saying negative things. And as far as his belief in Scientology, whats wrong with that, dont you have beliefs, im sure if the article was about you, the tune that some of you have would change. It is so funny that people in America, always want to put down people who have more money than them, or are doing well.. Why dont you look up how much money Tom has donated to people in need… if people used some of this negativity for something useful, everyone would be a lot better off. Let Tom live his life and dont be jealous b/c he is more financially stable than you….

    read more click the link above~~~

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    Xenu? Is that you, Xenu? Didn’t know you checked into The Superficial. Are you sure Perez Hiltoon’s bottom boy pansyblog isn’t more up your…er….ahem…uh, alley?

    *

    Who knew Xenu, the snakeoil science fiction Gawd, was a baloney pony smoker and back hole plunger? Scientolonutterpansies is a front, a…”beard”….as it were, for a worldwide closted gayboy fraternity? Nah!

    *

  29. Rasputins Liver

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    Hmm….

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    26. http://www.topnflnews.com/ – December 22, 2009 9:01 PM

    Tom, is an upstanding guy. If you knew him you wouldnt be saying negative things. And as far as his belief in Scientology, whats wrong with that, dont you have beliefs, im sure if the article was about you, the tune that some of you have would change. It is so funny that people in America, always want to put down people who have more money than them, or are doing well.. Why dont you look up how much money Tom has donated to people in need… if people used some of this negativity for something useful, everyone would be a lot better off. Let Tom live his life and dont be jealous b/c he is more financially stable than you….

    read more click the link above~~~

    *

    Xenu? Is that you, Xenu? Didn’t know you checked into The Superficial. Are you sure Perez Hiltoon’s bottom boy pansyblog isn’t more up your…er….ahem…uh, alley?

    *

    Who knew Xenu, the snakeoil science fiction Gawd, was a baloney pony smoker and back hole plunger? Scientolonutterpansies is a front, a…”beard”….as it were, for a worldwide closted gayboy fraternity? Nah!

    *

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  31. For such an “enlightened” being, Tom sure does play in the muck with sleazy characters sometimes, doesn’t he?

    I’ll accept that those particular stories about him were planted by Pellicano – but that’s certainly not the only time I’ve heard such rumors about him. And he’s always a little too quick to file a lawsuit rather than just shrugging it off if it’s not true.

  32. thanks nice post here

  33. Hi,
    Yes, it’s a reference to Star Wars. Not exactly obscure. It’s making fun of Tom Cruise’s height.

  34. @26

    Tom is short for a man, but even shorter for an actor.So what?

    He’s gay, and that’s still o.k

    Begging Hollywood women to marry him, very very uncool.

  35. The Jawa joke made this post from a 6 to an easy 8.5 if not higher. Props.

  36. your right what type r they?

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