Tom Cruise says he will eat Katie Holmes’ placenta after she gives birth, telling GQ magazine:
#52, I loved that store. I remember you as my neighbor. Remember that one night, with the Eskimo Pies and the lighter fluid? That brings up some fun memories!
He’s sucking the emotional life out of her to sustain his need for attention. Now he is actually devouring her as well….just like all Vampires. And you know what they say about Vampires….The Cock? They LOVE it.
THIS IS YOUR BOSS–
people, people, I am only gonna say this once than I want all of you to get back to work, sleep, eat, shit or whatever the hell you’re doing.
We all agree that tom is from another planet (maybe vulcan or some shit like that), so therefore that would make him the biggest ATTENTION WHORE in the universe…where he comes from eating placentia with a side of shit is a normal thing…
now get back to your normal lives…at least for the next five minutes or so
Not to ever defend Cruise but in his interview with Diane Sawyer last week he did say he was joking….
Did no one see the Diane Sawyer interview where laughed and said he was joking? And then he went on to say that of course people would take it out of context and think he was serious.
#52 I only remembered now that it was ‘eskimo pies’ you used to call the stuff you’d put in your mum’s bra when you dressed up in drag. Oh and I will of course never forget your pies catching fire.
thank you 64 and 65 for not having the sense to detect sarcasm and or humour.
Sometimes i say stuff, and then when people get offended, i tell them i was just kidding.
Like when i told my babies daddy, that i am almost positive he is the daddy, he cried, so i told him i was just kidding.
I think he was joking, if not he’s just really fucking gross and crazy to boot!…which I don’t doubt at all.
Wait a second, moffen- are you English?
Seriously, I just went to Subway to get lunch, and when they asked me if I wanted anything else on it I asked if they have fresh Placenta. The lady in line next to me looked at me as if I was crazy, turned around, and walked out saying “I lost my appetite.” That Subway is right next to my office and the guy knows me and was pissed off at me. He said “Come on Stallion, you can’t be saying that shit when I have customers in here.” “What the hell possessed to say that nasty shit anyway”. I told him that I read that Tom Cruise said it was good shit and I told him TCLTC. He just looked at me really stupid. Anyway, I don’t think i’ll be going back in there for awhile……
Tom’s crazy for the ‘swing low’.
Tom Cruise prepares Roast Placenta on the next episode of Celebrity Cooking Showdown.
This article’s pretty similar with this one (the title, I mean, despite the topic)
And it was posted a day before! Obviously it’s impossible for the Superficial to copy them, since they aren’t even popular yet… Coincidence!
#71 I nearly pissed myself laughing…
I live in the virgin islands – many women down here actually make a stew with the placenta and eat it.
but they also put period blood in soup and feed it to their boyfriends or husbands to make sure they stay faithful.
maybe tom put his period blood in katies soup.
I think what he really intends to do is store the placenta in a Tupperware bowl in the fridge. Then when it hardens, he’ll mold the placenta into Katie giving birth on all fours, with their alien baby’s head sticking out the back. In lieu of a bearskin rug, Katie’s knees will rest on the softest quilt made up of “Dianetics” book covers, Kirstie Alley’s ‘fat’ wardrobe castoffs, and John Travolta’s hairpieces, particularly the one from “Pulp Fiction”.
That’s fucking crazy! He’s really not human is he?
PapaHotNuts, you’re a dumbass. Even your name is stupid. Get your freaking facts straight.
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