Tom Cruise says he will eat Katie Holmes’ placenta after she gives birth, telling GQ magazine:
#26 – yeah people do tend to eat the placentor afterwards. It’s not really that unheard of. But the thing is, it’s the mother who is supposed to eat it, because she is the one who needs the nutrients. Not the weirdo father.
OMG seriously people, this is so retarded!
I love how people just grab on to an idea and go nuts about it. This one being, Tom Cruise is Crazy. Everyone jumps right on the bandwagon – shocking.
I’d love to see how “normal” or “sane” any of you guys would be if you lived in the spotlight for as long as Tom Cruise has! So he’s a bit too enthusiastic for some, but it’s actually refreshing considering how jaded and sarcastic everyone is these days.
#42 – You are obviously an agent of Scientology volunteering at the center in Hollyweird to monitor all Tom Cruise related gossip in a futile attempt to justify his behavior.
Freaking gross. Katie Holmes used to be my neighbor in Wilmington, NC. She was quiet. She’d hang out in the bookstore. She was nice. So weird.
Yea, Haley, quit lying. Bitch.
Oh would you shuuut the fuck up #42? Your probably flicking your clit to a picture of Tom Cruise in an old Teen Beat magazine right now. And if you’re not don’t steal my idea.
Besides…you don’t have to be famous to be fucked up. Look at you. Hell..look at ME.
Cock-a-doodle-doo-any-cock will do – TOM CRUISE LOVES DA COCK!
I wish the placenta would eat him….
Placenta with Sperm Sauce and a big steaming bowl of meconium.
Freaking gross. PapaHotNuts used to be my neighbor in Wilmington, NC. He was quiet. He’d hang out in the pornstore. He was nice. So weird.
Would you have red or white wine with that?
#42. sweetNsassyfrass? That is your chosen name, and you are telling “jaded” and “sarcastic” people to grow up? You think we should start worshipping at the altar of poor “enthusiastic” Tom Cruise? Why don’t you get back to us after you’ve finished puberty.
Tom Cruise just TOTALLY redeemed himself with that comment. To me, he is a model American once again. Placenta = YUM.
yea cuz…placenta is right up there with motherhood and apple pie baby!
Actually, Dawson’s Creek was filmed in Wilmington NC.
DEFAMER: The Morning Cruise: Eating Placenta, Fixing Polls, Battling Swedes
Uh, he’s gonna be eating for a couple hours at least – my up-close experience with placenta(e?) over the last few years (two home births) involved very big slimy organs, like a really, really big liver. If he wants to chow on that – and the very tough umbilical chord, which he might want to tenderize in some white wine and rice vinegar for a day or so – he’d might as well start practicing at those steakhouses where you get the 36 oz. steak for free if you can finish it without hurling.
But then, he loves the cock, so…
I hate to post this– No I dont
1-3lb fresh placenta (must be no more than 3 days old)
1 green or red pepper (green will add colour)
1 cup tomato sauce
1 sleeve saltine crackers
1 tspn bay leaves
1 tspn black pepper
1 tspn white pepper
1 clove garlic (roasted and minced)
(Preheat oven to 350 degrees)
Chop the onion and the pepper & crush the saltines into crumbs.
Combine the placenta, onion, pepper, saltines, bay leaves, white and black pepper, garlic and tomato sauce.
Place in a loaf pan, cover then bake for one and a half hours, occasionally pouring off excess liquid.
Serve and enjoy!
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