Tom Cruise still being crazy

April 18th, 2006 // 159 Comments
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Tom Cruise says he will eat Katie Holmes’ placenta after she gives birth, telling GQ magazine:

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  1. Star Maker Machinery

    Placenta is high in iron and calcium. Tom needs to retain his strength for his next cock-sparring.

  2. Tom Cruise would not eat anything that came from a woman’s body because he loves the cock.

  3. BarbadoSlim

    CUkooCuKOO((@*#)@(*#)$CUKOO^&@*^$CUKOO!!!!!!

    dooode I hope this is true.

    BOING!!

  4. Zed

    So where would someone such as Tom (I-love-the-ding-a-ling!) Cruise purchase a FAKE placenta to go along with the FAKE pregancy? The local Party Store? Body-Parts-R-Us?

  5. mamacita

    @104

    In Canada.

  6. jugsgirl

    ive seen shampoo made of placenta at a beauty supply store, maybe he will drink the shampoo.

  7. Trotter

    Zed, he’s having it flown in from Namibia.

  8. Nimuë LaMer

    He wants to eat it because he heard it tastes like cock.

    (Was I the first to send you the tip?)

  9. Haley DOES know Katie Holmes! Haley is an illegal immigrant and Katie’s been hiding her under her shirt for the past 11 months.

  10. Zanna

    Zed…where EVERYONE gets their placenta products baby…EBAY!

    http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?from=R40&satitle=placenta

  11. Land-Man

    #109, She sure ain’t hiding boobs in there.

  12. PapaHotNuts

    EVERYONE PLEASE READ MEGANHARRIS ON POST 100.

    SWEET JESUS CHRIST, YOU DIED FOR HER SINS TOO?? NO FUCKING WAY. GET BACK ON THAT CROSS.

  13. hilary

    thats the sickest thing ive ever heard of
    GROSS

  14. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    MeganHarris, come closer. I want to whisper something in your ear. That something is a knitting needle.

  15. jugsgirl

    LOL # 100 so funny i spit placenta all over my keyboard

  16. junebug

    Boycott his films!! Let Xenu provide for him.

  17. jugsgirl

    i seriously doubt the need to boycott the film, who wants to see more of the freak tom cruise?

  18. Zanna

    I still think #1′s website sucks donkeycockandchokesonthespunk.

  19. Haley

    PapaHotNuts has LOTS in common with Tom.

  20. Zanna

    Haley you make me glad I don’t have a dick because then I’d have to fuck losers like you up the ass.

    Seriously.

  21. mamacita

    @119

    Sighhhhhh. You couldn’t just leave well enough alone could you? PapaHotNuts is gonna get you…………………………. You’re seriously gonna have to be more creative if you wanna have it out with Papa. He’ll make you wish you were never born. You know, like everyone else wishes you were never born.

  22. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Haley, what might that be? A love for cock? You have something in common with Carrot Top, can you guess what that might be?

  23. PapaHotNuts

    If he thinks your an outragious thunder cunt, then we have one more thing in common.

  24. Zanna

    I bet Tom Cruise wouldn’t eat HALEY’s placenta.

  25. jugsgirl

    thunder cunt? new one….. oh i get it ….

    her quiffs sound like thunder?????

    im going to start calling my mother a thunder cunt!

  26. Zanna

    *snicker* Thundercunt. Good one!

  27. mamacita

    @126

    Don’t bother. I called her that the other day and it totally didn’t phase her. The thunder cunt!!

  28. Jacq

    #119 – You mean they both have the power to make you look stupid. Haley, you must be new here or you’d know better than to make smart people mad at you.

    PAPA!!!! WHERE ARE YOU? YOU GOT ME ALL EXCITED BEFORE LUNCH AND NOW I CAN’T WORK. NEED TO KNOW! I’m going to psycho stalk you on the phone when I get home. BTW – It’ll cost you $1.99 per minute.

  29. jugsgirl

    i know that bitch has thick skin, i can’t say anything to offend her

  30. PapaHotNuts

    Jacq-check your email you whore.

  31. jinxie

    Tom stikes me as one of those loosers who says something he is totally serious about and then tries to act like he is soooo cool and of course was just kidding, when he realizes how freakishly bizarre he is by the horror registered on everyone elses faces.
    “Of course I am kidding about eating the placenta… I mean, why would I really do that?” (nervous, too loud laughter that just sounds kind of insane)

  32. Trotter

    Haley Thundercunt. Sounds like an American Indian name for an alcoholic hooker on crystal meth. Oh, maybe I should say “native american”. Whatever. Big Indian Crack Whore. Haley, how much do you charge for a dirty sanchez?

  33. PapaHotNuts

    Trotter- I’m glad you’re back and feeling better. That shit is funny.

    mamacita & jugsgirl

    papahotnuts@yahoo.com – holler at me-I have a question.

    For that matter, anyone not named Haley or MeganHarris can hit me up there. You two can email me at youhavetwatrot@clownshit.com

  34. Phoenix

    ‘Thundercunt’ – I heard that in Blade Trinity too – what does it mean exactly?

  35. hoogany

    My friend ate her placenta it is suppose to bring back nutrients to mothers after they give birth. I am not sure why Tom would eat that?

  36. mamacita

    @136

    Your friend is a sick bitch.

  37. mamacita

    PapaHotNuts

    OK, I hollered at you. Now, check your email you dillweed.

  38. John_D

    Ppppbbbbllllttt.

    The British press fell for it. Tom made the comment as a joke during his Primetime interview. See http://www.gawker.com/news/tom-cruise/tom-cruise-wont-eat-placenta-croquettes-167907.php

    But he’s still wierd.

    And gay.

  39. L239

    Holy shit. I give that kid 5, 10 hours before it’s on a spit. And Tom Cruise is doing some Scientology detox dance around the bonfire while drinking Katie’s urine.

    Sick bastard.

  40. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Placenta pot pie.
    Just thought I’d throw that out there.

  41. Trotter

    Pepperoni and Placenta Pizza with EXTRA Penis

  42. What’s so weird about eating placenta?

    I’m going to eat Tom Cruise’s placenta.

    Wait, what’s placenta? Oh, shit, that’s nasty… I thought he said ‘polenta’…

  43. Jacq

    131 – I love it when you talk to me like that. I didn’t get anything before I left at 5pm. Send it to my hotmail account if you see this or I’ll be a holla back girl in the am. I don’t know what it is, but I like the people that are talking…

    Placenta Pockets.
    Placentaroni.
    Tres Placentas Cake.

  44. vigilex

    As much as Idon’t like the guy…he was being sarcastic and making fun of people who talk shit about him…or he’s just trying to throw us off and actually do it

  45. Mo

    I’ve not officially stopped saying “It can’t get any weirder…”. I give up.

  46. Lesbians4Bush

    Ummm, is “crazy” a new euphemism for “gay?”

    Eating Katie Holmes’ placenta would be an extreme attempt to convince someone on this planet that you tapped that ass, but we’ll all still know that you love the cock, Tom.

  47. Pez_D_Spencer

    Didn’t anyone see that “Real Sex” on HBO where they made Placenta omletes and whatnot? No foolin’. Yuck. You have to know you’re a bit twisted when even the corpse-fuckers look down on you.

    Although….

    Would make for a kick ass episode of Iron Chef, though. Granted, the first ten minute of various chefs projectile vomiting would get boring after a bit….

  48. Sizzlewho

    He eats placenta’s…. baby too…. Katie next…. but not King Xenu. (Sorry….just reminded me of Rapture)

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