Tom Cruise still being crazy

April 18th, 2006 // 159 Comments
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Tom Cruise says he will eat Katie Holmes’ placenta after she gives birth, telling GQ magazine:

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  1. Trotter

    Placenta with Sperm Sauce and a big steaming bowl of meconium.

  2. moffen

    Freaking gross. PapaHotNuts used to be my neighbor in Wilmington, NC. He was quiet. He’d hang out in the pornstore. He was nice. So weird.

  3. meFailEnglish?

    Would you have red or white wine with that?

  4. St.Minutia

    #42. sweetNsassyfrass? That is your chosen name, and you are telling “jaded” and “sarcastic” people to grow up? You think we should start worshipping at the altar of poor “enthusiastic” Tom Cruise? Why don’t you get back to us after you’ve finished puberty.

  5. SkyeZ11

    Tom Cruise just TOTALLY redeemed himself with that comment. To me, he is a model American once again. Placenta = YUM.

  6. Zanna

    yea cuz…placenta is right up there with motherhood and apple pie baby!

  7. ranesing

    Actually, Dawson’s Creek was filmed in Wilmington NC.

  8. rick mcginnis

    Uh, he’s gonna be eating for a couple hours at least – my up-close experience with placenta(e?) over the last few years (two home births) involved very big slimy organs, like a really, really big liver. If he wants to chow on that – and the very tough umbilical chord, which he might want to tenderize in some white wine and rice vinegar for a day or so – he’d might as well start practicing at those steakhouses where you get the 36 oz. steak for free if you can finish it without hurling.

    But then, he loves the cock, so…

  9. I hate to post this– No I dont

    Roast Placenta
    1-3lb fresh placenta (must be no more than 3 days old)
    1 onion
    1 green or red pepper (green will add colour)
    1 cup tomato sauce
    1 sleeve saltine crackers
    1 tspn bay leaves
    1 tspn black pepper
    1 tspn white pepper
    1 clove garlic (roasted and minced)

    ——————————————————————————–

    Method

    ——————————————————————————–

    (Preheat oven to 350 degrees)
    Chop the onion and the pepper & crush the saltines into crumbs.
    Combine the placenta, onion, pepper, saltines, bay leaves, white and black pepper, garlic and tomato sauce.
    Place in a loaf pan, cover then bake for one and a half hours, occasionally pouring off excess liquid.
    Serve and enjoy!

  10. PapaHotNuts

    #52, I loved that store. I remember you as my neighbor. Remember that one night, with the Eskimo Pies and the lighter fluid? That brings up some fun memories!

  11. He’s sucking the emotional life out of her to sustain his need for attention. Now he is actually devouring her as well….just like all Vampires. And you know what they say about Vampires….The Cock? They LOVE it.

  12. bigponie

    THIS IS YOUR BOSS–

    people, people, I am only gonna say this once than I want all of you to get back to work, sleep, eat, shit or whatever the hell you’re doing.

    We all agree that tom is from another planet (maybe vulcan or some shit like that), so therefore that would make him the biggest ATTENTION WHORE in the universe…where he comes from eating placentia with a side of shit is a normal thing…

    now get back to your normal lives…at least for the next five minutes or so

  13. Ryan Coleman

    Not to ever defend Cruise but in his interview with Diane Sawyer last week he did say he was joking….

  14. lauren1984

    Did no one see the Diane Sawyer interview where laughed and said he was joking? And then he went on to say that of course people would take it out of context and think he was serious.

  15. moffen

    #52 I only remembered now that it was ‘eskimo pies’ you used to call the stuff you’d put in your mum’s bra when you dressed up in drag. Oh and I will of course never forget your pies catching fire.

  16. spatz

    thank you 64 and 65 for not having the sense to detect sarcasm and or humour.

  17. jugsgirl

    Sometimes i say stuff, and then when people get offended, i tell them i was just kidding.

    Like when i told my babies daddy, that i am almost positive he is the daddy, he cried, so i told him i was just kidding.

  18. gogoboots

    I think he was joking, if not he’s just really fucking gross and crazy to boot!…which I don’t doubt at all.

  19. PapaHotNuts

    Wait a second, moffen- are you English?

  20. Italian Stallion

    Seriously, I just went to Subway to get lunch, and when they asked me if I wanted anything else on it I asked if they have fresh Placenta. The lady in line next to me looked at me as if I was crazy, turned around, and walked out saying “I lost my appetite.” That Subway is right next to my office and the guy knows me and was pissed off at me. He said “Come on Stallion, you can’t be saying that shit when I have customers in here.” “What the hell possessed to say that nasty shit anyway”. I told him that I read that Tom Cruise said it was good shit and I told him TCLTC. He just looked at me really stupid. Anyway, I don’t think i’ll be going back in there for awhile……

    True Story………

  21. M@ce

    Tom’s crazy for the ‘swing low’.

  22. shell

    Tom Cruise prepares Roast Placenta on the next episode of Celebrity Cooking Showdown.

  23. A Nobody

    This article’s pretty similar with this one (the title, I mean, despite the topic)

    http://godscreationrants.blogspot.com/2006/04/tom-cruise-is-still-completely-insane.html

    And it was posted a day before! Obviously it’s impossible for the Superficial to copy them, since they aren’t even popular yet… Coincidence!

  24. azcoyote

    #71 I nearly pissed myself laughing…

  25. jugsgirl

    I live in the virgin islands – many women down here actually make a stew with the placenta and eat it.

    but they also put period blood in soup and feed it to their boyfriends or husbands to make sure they stay faithful.

  26. jugsgirl

    maybe tom put his period blood in katies soup.

  27. I think what he really intends to do is store the placenta in a Tupperware bowl in the fridge. Then when it hardens, he’ll mold the placenta into Katie giving birth on all fours, with their alien baby’s head sticking out the back. In lieu of a bearskin rug, Katie’s knees will rest on the softest quilt made up of “Dianetics” book covers, Kirstie Alley’s ‘fat’ wardrobe castoffs, and John Travolta’s hairpieces, particularly the one from “Pulp Fiction”.

  28. chryssy11

    That’s fucking crazy! He’s really not human is he?

  29. Haley

    PapaHotNuts, you’re a dumbass. Even your name is stupid. Get your freaking facts straight.

  30. antispace

    If by placenta he means semen, then yes, it would be a good meal for him.

  31. jugsgirl

    Get your freaking facts straight? everything papa says is automatically a fact. he is cooler than chick norris.

  32. jugsgirl

    chuck norris not chick norris, chick norris is the name of my chicken at home.

  33. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    You guys just don’t know until you’ve tried some of Emeril’s Krazy Kajun Placenta and Baby Boudin Casserole – he really kicks it up a notch with his authentic creole seasoning. I like mine extra crispy. So does Britney.
    Seriously, isn’t placenta an Italian cornmeal paste served with flatbread? No? I gotta stop eating at Fazoli’s.

  34. PapaHotNuts

    Damn Haley #80, what facts did I get wrong? I didn’t even state any facts. What are you talking about? My post on # 48? I’d love to argue with you, but give me a heads up on what the fuck you’re talking about.

    And I’m sorry you think my name is stupid. I know it’s not near as cool as “Haley”. I’ve never heard that one before, unless you go to any 1st grade in the nation, and then you will find half the fucking class is named Haley. Jack-ass.

  35. ray

    Remember that whole Nicole wants an annulment so she can have a Catholic wedding thing? (http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/04/04/nicole_kidman_wants_a_catholic_1.html)

    I think that Tom is just trying to be helpful. Maybe she can plead that he was always this insane…

  36. amazed

    He’s such a freak. Scientology vitamins=insanity in a bottle. Boycott MI3!!!

  37. Phoenix

    mmmmm, chopped placenta, yum and of course Tom will be having some menstrual blood to wash it down with.

  38. amazed

    He’s such a freak. Scientology vitamins=insanity in a bottle. Boycott MI3!!!

  39. Phoenix

    mmmmm, chopped placenta, yum and of course Tom will be having some menstrual blood to wash it down with.

  40. amazed

    He’s totally lost it. Did someone bottle insanity and put it in his vitamins?
    Boycott MI3!!!

  41. amazed

    Ooops, double post…

  42. Tracy

    What do you call Tom Cruise with a runny nose?

    Full.

    ‘cuz he LOVES THE COCK!

  43. He is my enemy! help me out of this volocano..

    Xenu

    http://www.ilovexenu.com

  44. rottnpagan

    So I guess maybe Brooke Sheilds should have ate her placenta… then she wouldn’t have needed the anti-depressants Tom’s so against. o.0

  45. lulypop

    #19. you’re hilarious.

    (tom loves the cock btw)

  46. biatcho

    My favorite type of chick is one named Haley. They are especially good roasted in a frying pan with some hot bacon grease & chickenshit.

  47. Bill Clinton

    There are starving children in SUdan that would kill to eat that placenta. I commend Tom on not wasting a perfectly good meal. FOr desert he eats cock cause TOM LOVES THE COCK.

  48. Grphdesi23

    Tom: “I ate her placenta with some fava beans and a nice chianti.”

  49. Tom Cruise should even joke about things like this. He know we’ll bite. I mean, his religion involves a spaceship and invisible aliens.

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