Tom Cruise says he will eat Katie Holmes’ placenta after she gives birth, telling GQ magazine:
See, that’s just being selfish. If it’s so nutritious, he should share with Katie. Greedy bastard. He wants all the placenta and cock for himself.
dude, that’s so gross, and not cool. i was busy forking tabbouleh salad into my grill when i happened to spill it all over me because i was too busy being grossed out to actually make it into my mouth. yeah, i’m a sped.
Excellent, I hope he keeps on the insane train, then KH will have no problem proving to the court that he shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near her or the kid. I hate to burst the haters bubble, but this quote was from his interview with Diane S. Fri, and he was, I’m sorry to say, actually joking for once.
I think he’s read about the term ‘eating out’ in some hetero book and is taking it a bit too literaly.
Isn’t it dogs that eat the placentas of babies? My dog did that when she gave birth. And i really wasn’t remotely aware that some cultures do that…you mean humans??? I’ve seen placenta shampoos and treatments, but never on something edible. Anyway, Cruise is definitely cooockoo
Everyday when I have an important decision to make- I think to myself what would tom cruise do.
I have to admit its making life so much fun. Like yesterday my boss asked me to stay late, I started jumping on the couch. He said nevermind, he didn’t need me to stay late and actually gave me a week off.
I love Tom, like Tom loves the Cock.
To Scientologists, the partaking of the placenta is a holy experience. Much like getting ass-slammed by German porn stars. Just ask Tom, he’s well-versed in all customs L.Ron.
He said “maybe I won’t”, but drug addicts can say the same thing about not using drugs again. Tom Cruise can eat that placenta with some A1 sauce if he wants to. Man, someone try to tell him that it’s time to jump off of cloud 9. I can see why some people will be repulsed by that comment. But, it’s Tom Cruise.
Yes, I agree he should offer some to Katie. I think its usually the female animal that eats the placenta/afterbirth anyway. I feel sorry for Katie, also. You can’t tell anymore which stories about Tom Cruise are real. He’s just totally ruined his image/career and he’s going to ruin hers as well. He should have stayed quiet like he used to. That’s the only reason Nicole Kidman came out of their marriage with dignity.
But why can’t this be over already like the Looney Tunes Cartoons… ttaaaa thaats all FOLKS!
He is a lunatic and a narriscitic sociopathic manic. If he were not famous no one would care and he’d be in a padded room somewhere same from human viewing.
Katie looks really happy doesn’t she.
Morokolli – Believe it or not, the French saut
Post 31 meant *safe*
He probably likes to eat many other things…
I’m not gonna knock it until I try it. Are there any women here I can hump, impregnate, the show up at the birth with a spoon,fork? If it tastes bad, then I will know Tom is crazy, but if it’s good…..
PapaHotNuts Placenta and Waffles
Get on board investors, because every time a baby is born, that’s cash splattering on the floor.
mmm placenta, pass the hot sauce please.
is there really any doubt in anyones mind now that tom cruise doesnt guzzle cum by the bucketfulls?
you already humped and impregnated me. birth will be June 29, don’t forget the tabasco and ranch.
Ok that’s when people have to say :ENOUGH!!!
He can be as fucked up as he wants, he does NOTTTT need to share that info with everybody else.
If I went running down the street saying I want to eat my placenta or anybody else’s placenta, I’m pretty sure I’d be in a loony bin by now.
Can’t anybody do anything? Hang him with the umbilical cord? Pleasseee??
He’d probably eat his way out of it though…
The Sun was misquoted,what Tom was going to do was blend the placenta with some crushed ice, pineapple juice, and coconut and make a Plancenta Colada
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