Tom Cruise stabs Katie Holmes in the head. Maybe.

tom_cruise_katie_hold.jpgI’m sure there’s a perfectly reasonable explanation for this picture, but I prefer to jump to conclusions so I’ll just go ahead and assume that Tom Cruise is stabbing Katie Holmes in the head. Or – and this one’s a lot less believable – he’s forcing her to perform oral sex on him. Sure, there will be naysayers out there who claim he’s just holding her hair out of the birthday candles as she blows them out, but let’s be realistic here. Katie Holmes? Having a birthday? Wouldn’t it make more sense if Tom Cruise just happened to decide that stabbing her in the back of the head would be an awesome thing to do? I think it would, my friends. I think it would.