Tom Cruise saved New York after 9/11

January 17th, 2008 // 173 Comments

These Scientology videos of Tom Cruise have been popping up left and right the past few days, but then disappear just as quickly. The church’s lawyers are working overtime to get them off YouTube. This latest one is Tom Cruise claiming he saved New York City firefighters after 9/11. The narration is ass horrible and Tom Cruise is creepy as hell in full Scientology mode. I’m kind of afraid he’s going to kick in my shins (anything above my knees is safe) and crawl into my body in a crazed hunt for toxins.

NOTE: If this video no longer works right after I post this, sorry!

EDIT: Lord Xenu strikes again. It’s down.

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  1. TS

    FIRST you TC cock suckers

  2. Asfad

    First? :P

  3. MoronicShitney

    GODDAMN it’s gone already!

  4. Homer

    Mr. Cruise, I find your ideas intriguing and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

  5. I can’t watch it anyway, no add ons..

  6. Starchasm

    Wow, their lawyers work faaaaaast.

  7. Matthew

    tom cruise save firefigters during 9-11-01? that is one BS stories froma wacked out man FREEEEEEEEEEEE KATIE AND TCLTC

  8. pointandlaugh

    dammit it is gone already. :(

  9. Rachel

    I completely disagree with the critics of Scientology. We are now in the age of One World, globally connected, and only the science-based belief system of Scientology has the strength and validity to unite all people. In fact, it almost makes me want to…sing…

    There comes a time
    When we head a certain call
    When the world must come together as one
    There are people dying
    And it’s time to lend a hand to life
    The greatest gift of all

    We can’t go on
    Pretending day by day
    That someone, somewhere will soon make a change
    We are all a part of
    God’s great big family
    And the truth, you know love is all we need

    We are the world
    We are the children
    We are the ones who make a brighter day
    So let’s start giving
    There’s a choice we’re making
    We’re saving our own lives
    It’s true we’ll make a better day
    Just you and me

    Send them your heart
    So they’ll know that someone cares
    And their lives will be stronger and free
    As God has shown us by turning stone to bread
    So we all must lend a helping hand

    We are the world
    We are the children
    We are the ones who make a brighter day
    So let’s start giving
    There’s a choice we’re making
    We’re saving our own lives
    It’s true we’ll make a better day
    Just you and me

    When you’re down and out
    There seems no hope at all
    But if you just believe
    There’s no way we can fall
    Well, well, well, well, let us realize
    That a change will only come
    When we stand together as one

    We are the world
    We are the children
    We are the ones who make a brighter day
    So let’s start giving
    There’s a choice we’re making
    We’re saving our own lives
    It’s true we’ll make a better day
    Just you and me

  10. theShizaan

    Hey, posting lyrics to songs was my idea!

    Tom Cruise is the anti-Christ

  11. Gigi

    Hahaha. I was just watching one on youtube and they’ve taken it off while I was watching it!!

    Too late! I get to watch the whole thing now :D

  12. mkell

    Holy CRAP, that was fast! Damn those lawyers!

  13. try using megavideo, dailymotion, spikedhumor, etc for the video

  14. The Office Whore

    If Scientology is the way and the light and the fucking bees knees, what are Tom and his cronies so afraid of?????

    That’s a rhetorical question..

    coo coo. coo coo.

  15. blah

    http://tubemall.net/undeletube.php?v=1-0qRwZcsiE

    Youtube videos stay on the servers a while before physically deleted. Above link should work.

  16. Keith

    I just watched some Cruise/Scientology propaganda here: http://gawker.com/345563/tom-cruise-uncut-the-freedom-medal-award-ceremony

    The same thing? Sure was bizarre.

  17. meor

    I shared this news with my friends at millionairefriends.com.
    It’s a dating site for celebrities and wealthy people. All of them are interested in this.

  18. Gerald_Tarrant

    LOL@4.

    Whore, Scientology is the best, but in order to see how super awesome it is, you have to submit to a frontal lobotomy. It’s just too super awesome for just anyone to see videos of.

  19. fo'sgirl

    Maybe TC should stop making videos and save his wife….cuz she’s GOT to be about ready to blow her own head off.

    I just wish he would light himself on fire already….

  20. Texas Tranny

    I’d rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy………

  21. LayDeeBug

    OK, please someone, clarify this for me…..

    Is Scientology a God-believing religion? Because if it is, then “GOD” must be really mad at TC for his arrogance and pride.

    TOM, if you are reading this, please, you are a hack and a phony-baloney. Drop the crazy and stop the shenanigans, OK? You are a disgusting has-been and your movies SUCK!!!!!

  22. Auntie Kryst

    What was his claim that he saved firefighters? Did he give firefighters free gift cards for an e-meter reading?

  23. Harry

    If Tom Cruise and all the other Scientologist are so proud of their “religion”, I don’t understand why they would be so hell bent on removing these videos and keeping them from the public eye. I mean, are THEY embarrassed by them? Wouldn’t that mean they’re embarrassed about their own religion? I’ve seen a few of them, and nobody looks and sounds any more absurd than the people in “Jesus Camp” or, frankly, in any other organized religion.

  24. Chauncey Gardner

    Weren’t non-braggarts like Steve Buscemi and Daniel Day-Lewis actually physically digging through the rubble and pulling out mutilated victims as the buildings came down while Cruise was taking phone calls and arranging his photo-ops with firemen? I think Cruise has played heroes so often that he really believes he is one, and I find that fascinating.

    I think the next step for him is to become a martyr for the Church of Scientology. I’m thinking Treasury agents banging on the door to Cruise’s office while he loads .38 rounds into a LadySmith he pulls out of a drawer, points it at the sounds coming through the door, and then he suddenly makes the sound of a plane taking off with his mouth, and then turns the gun on himself and splatters his diseased brains all over the picture window behind him. And then the Church posthumously bestows another medal on Cruise for his ‘valor’, when the real reason he offs himself is because he’s a crazy asshole.

  25. PrettyBaby

    #16 Will ya shut the fuck up with those postings already???!!!!!

    Tom Cruise should be proud of his bullshit. He constantly though does this stuff and works overtime to retract it. This is WHY you appear to the American Public to be an absolute tool Tom. This is WHY your “religion” is viewed by the majority of Americans to be a cult for your ego-stroking, totally make believe idiology. If your proud of it, then be proud. Let’s see how you “Saved the Firefighters”. Like the time some Interviewer asked him about Xenu and he got Allllll pissed off. Why? He believes in that load of shit and I mean…

    What’s this??? oH, there’s someone at my door-hang on guys. Ughghhghhhh…. It’s him!!!!! Oh okay, I’ll shut up. Yes, I do believe Xenu will save me. YESSsssssssssss!

  26. The Office Whore

    @16- It DID work! But I don’t have fucking sound!! dammit!!! What’s he saying! What’s he saying!
    WHAT’S HE SAYING!!!???

  27. #25 that’s great.. and true!

  28. combustion8

    someone off this clown already.

  29. LDY ESQ

    That sucked, the video is no longer available..WTF! You video tape yourself talking this trash but GOD forbid if anyone dares to comment on it, good, bad or indifferent they effing pull it! Get a fuckin’ reality check will ya!

  30. FRIST, Check you mail. You will enjoy it.

  31. CougrHunter

    Not plugging any show here, but was watching CNN last night and 360 with Anderson Cooper show said they will be showing a few of these videos on their program tonight. Might be worth checking out for some fun. One clip shows TC riding in on a Harley.

  32. Jaffo

    FUCK SCIENTOLOGY!!! There, I said it. Come get me you misguided fucks!

  33. 21st century digital boy

    idontlikeyouinthatway.com has the videos, too. You’ve got to be seriously retarded if you could watch them and take them seriously. Cruise can no longer distinguish between from the movies he stars in and the movies playing in his head. He really thinks he’s some kind of real-life action hero.

    http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2008/01/newsworthy-tom-cruise-news.html

  34. Auntie Kryst

    @27 It worked for me too, and I got sound. It’s a fucking joke. It’s just a cheesy piece of scientology crap about how great Tom Cruise is, and all the public works he does. According to the narrator, Tom just doesn’t lend his name to causes it’s “peddle to the metal” time for Tom to take action. Fucking piece of shit.

  35. Jenny

    #16- thanks! The video worked for me and it scared the shit out of me. Tom needs to detox more than those poor firefighters. Of course, the whole video was made to be a dick sucking for Tom. I’m just amazed he wasn’t wearing a cap with his arms up above his head making whooshing noises.

    “Tom’s acceptance speech was an education in itself”
    “Tom has an enormous penis, no matter what you think when you look at it.”

  36. Shallow Val

    25 – Chauncey said-

    “Weren’t non-braggarts like Steve Buscemi and Daniel Day-Lewis actually physically digging through the rubble and pulling out mutilated victims ”

    Is that true…….wow, I mean…..WOW!

  37. MO

    @12 I JUST DOWNLOADED FROM THERE, THAT IS THE VIDEO

    TOM, YOU ARE A WASTE OF LIFE!!!

    http://www.sendspace.com/file/3f44n0

    40mb file…its a rip off youtube

  38. combustion8

    and Daniel Day Lewis is nuttier than the planters peanut.

  39. LadyJane

    You guys are all glib.
    GLIB!!!!!

  40. LL

    I believe Buscemi actually was a firefighter (no, for reals) back in the day, maybe volunteer or something. Never heard about Day-Lewis, that’s a new one on me.

  41. D. Richards (Thetan.)

    I thought everybody knew Tom Cruise saved the 9/11 firefighters; it’s common knowledge.

    Tom coincidentally hijacked one of Zenu’s space-ship DC-8s, just for a joyride. But (!) the hijacking couldn’t have taken place on a better day, because — wait, yeah, Tom Cruise predicted September 11th, so he knew that there was going to be a terrible attack. Yeah, yeah. That’s the reason behind him using his Top Gun skills to hijack Xenu’s plane space-ship. Yeah, that’s right.

    Tommy flew at twelve-hundred times the speed of light backwards, hovered above the pre-crumbling Trade Center buildings, but it was too late — even at those massive speeds — the buildings were begining to fall; being the quick thinking hero that he is, Tom flew his stallion through the debris, catching each and every firefighter before they met their fate.

    He reprogrammed the men’s brains so that they wouldn’t remember Toms, and his magnificent flying machine, nor to wonder where all of their money is going; Tom Cruise needs no recognition; He’s a true hero. Tom then flew in to deep space to meet L. Ron Hubbard for brunch.

    Seriously, L. Ron Hubbard would be like, “Who the fuck is this guy and what’s wrong with him? He does know that Scientology isn’t real, right? I made all that stuff up about Thetans, Xenu, those ridiculous dianetics, everything. I don’t think this guy’s sane. Look, let’s lock the doors tonight. Tom, is it Tom? That guy freaks me out.’

  42. Shallo Val

    37 – Jenny.

    Is there any way you can paraphrase what he said, or they said, for us? I’m curious. You’ll be doing us a favor and will probably be the most popular person here (after FRIST, of course, becasue she’s the FISH Prom Queen – VOTE FRIST!)

  43. LadyJane

    glibbedy glibbedy goo.

  44. Zang

    Buscemi was a fire-fighter (volunteer) years ago. He had to stop after a couple of incidents, one where he collapsed while trying to carry a 45-lb girl, and another where his teeth sliced up the lips of somebody he was trying to resuscitate.

    How ’bout some more songs?

  45. MeEatFood

    I like how there’s a whole team of lawyers out there trying to clean up the crazy Tom Cruise leavses in his wake. He’s a modern day Howard Hughes. He even resembles him in that video with the long hair and beard.

  46. MeEatFood

    I like how there’s a whole team of lawyers out there trying to clean up the crazy Tom Cruise leaves in his wake. He’s a modern day Howard Hughes. He even resembles him in that video with the long hair and beard.

  47. ultramerican

    This might be it. Either way, it’s worth watching. Hilarious!

    http://www.megavideo.com/?v=CV1N6BRI

  48. Son-of D. Richards

    #43? It’s ‘Xenu’, faggot..

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