Tom Cruise puts Katie Holmes in her place

Hey, maybe Tom and Katie should do a movie together like he did with Nicole. It would be called “Mouths Wide Shut”. Supposedly, there was no chemistry between Tom and his wife while they filmed the sex scenes. Not long after the movie premiered, Tom and Nicole separated. I would love history to repeat itself.

Of *course* Tom Cruise would pick a wife taller than himself! It’s all part of the Amazing Scientology Breeding Programme. You don’t want the second coming of Xanu to be short like Tom Cruise, do you now?

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That is just so sad… She looks miserable.

“You still wake up sometimes, don’t you? You wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the lambs?”

on the bright side, we won’t have to worry about a sequel to “First Daughter”

He just can’t stand to have a women who makes more money then him and actually has talent. But really it’s no ones fault but Katie’s. He treats her this way cause she lets him.

Of course, this explains everything. Tom’s bizarre behaviour last year had everyone thinking the euphoria of love had enveloped his poor aching heart, when in actual fact it was his unrestrained glee at hatching such a diabolical plan and having it evolve exactly as he envisioned it!

Devious bastard!

Tom is HOT: http://www.arkive.org/media/1A93940E-5E40-465F-A859-45FF8C60487A/Presentation.Large/Mandrill_male_rear_end,_showing_bright_colouration.jpg

#31 and #34, I’m with you: “It puts the lotion in the basket… IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE F***ING BASKET!!!”
He is despicable.

In the photo that Playahater101 supplied the link to, she looks like a Branch Davidian wife.

you guys! i’m not quite sure that katie is doing all of this entirely on her own terms… remember, scientology101: mind conditioning. i honestly believe that she’s been brainwashed.

Poor Katie, she sure knows how to pick them. I remember Chris Klein’s interview which proved how he was a shovinist pig. Now Tom owns her and it’s his baby. I think now I have a lot more respect for Nichole. Poor Katie, idiotic Katie.

Don’t you all remember when they got engaged he “decided” she wasn’t going to do certain movies and he also said her name wasn’t going to be Katie Holmes anymore, it was going to be Kate Cruise, even though they weren’t married yet. And she sits back and says nothing. That’s just pathetic. He’s ruining her. Like #61 said, brain conditioning.

My God! Tom’s baby is sucking the youth out of Katie Holmes at an alarming rate. Just look at the pic in the link below! Yesterday she was in her 20′s, today she’s in her 50′s! Yep, it’s proof positive that the baby is not of this world…….

http://movies.msn.com/movies/celebsbuzz?GT1=7756

when he said “my child,” he meant “my child with fellow scientologist whack-job, jenna elfman, who is being carried by this nut who’s loved me since her childhood.” that way, when it is hatched, it can be sent away to the scientology center in l.a., where it is brought up doing paperwork for “the church,” and reading old copies of shitty sci-fi novels, aka “the truth according to xenu.” no wonder penelope cruz is dating matthew mcconaghey(sp)…you’d need A LOT of weed to forget all of that nuttiness.

Penelope must feel like she dodged a bullet (specifically, one that contains very few spermatozoa and is fired from a kitchen implement rather than the gun itself).

No one ever knew why Nicole and him divorced all of a sudden, now I’m getting the idea why…she didn’t want to obey him like Holmes has done, for who knows what reason. Maybe he;s just mad Batman Begins was better then War of the Assholes.

I hope this turns out to be a sham marriage. Then you’ll know that Katie at least made some decision in her life. Otherwise, she is probably the most brainless woman alive. She has no self-esteem. Her person & life has been centered around Tom since she was little. Now she’s finally marrying the man whose age can almost be a father to her.

It’s like that woman who’s the mother to Michael Jackson’s kids. Giving him their kids was a truly lame thing to do, & now she wants her kids back.

These people are so infatuated with these celebrities that they don’t care about themselves anymore. They think they can live life vicariously through the happiness of their celebrities.

i pity tom

poor guy is married to a woman crazy enough to be married to someone like him.

is she growing the child in her stomach…or on her lip? i can’t tell for sure.

This SOOOOOOO cannot be true. It would be a breach of contract: The one that says that for XXX Squillion dollars she gets to increase her profile. Otherwise why would she be there?

It must be so depressing discovering that you have been impregnanted by a queer cult member! No wonder she looks so withdrawn. The little demon inside of her must be drawing all of the remaining life out of her. She’ll be a nasty little shell that Tom can toss out after HIS baby is born. Katie who?

All that money and Katie still wears maternity clothes from Dollar General’s spring line…

#64 That can’t possibly be a picture of Katie Holmes–there’s no gigantic cold sore on her upper lip and overtaking her face!

She sure looks 50-ish there. At this rate, she’ll look like a 70 y/o by next year.

Poor Katie.

#64, Holy Crap, you’re right. You know, I think he’s pulling a Jacob’s Ladder on her and she’s been given some phychotrop…whatsit drugs to condish her brain. She needs to be slapped in the face and properly banged to get back to her senses. She gave up Chris Klein for Tom Cruise. Chris, you got off light, buddy. Oh, and Chris……call me.

#64, that can NOT be her!! She looks like she aged about 30 years in that pic.

poor katie, poor poor katie, poor little katie, poor katie, poor wee katie, poor katie, poor little katie, poor katie.

Maybe he has her drugged.

To me she doesn’t seem even one bit happy. For awhile she had this “awww shucks, can you believe it” attitude about her but now she just seems miserable. And it’s her own fault, I have not a drop of sympathy for her. She comes off like a total nitwit, and she is a crappy actress. I read in a tabloid months ago she got knocked up on a one night stand with someone else and this is a big act. Who knows.

Oh the fun is yet to come. When it comes time for Katie to squeeze the kid out, I think Tom is probably going to want her to have a C-section because I get the feeling that he’s not going to allow another human being to get inside of Katie’s vagina – even if it has every right to be there, as would be the case of this unfortunate spawn.

So, with cootch being off limits, how else do you get the little sucker out? C-section. But I’m sure Tom won’t allow Katie to take any type of painkiller (since that is the Scientologic way). Furthermore, I’m sure he won’t allow the doctors to operate on her either since I’m certain he believes that he knows more than they do.

So Tommy boy will sharpen his Henkel knife and saw into Katie himself. But of course, since Katie isn’t allowed to even make a single noise while “giving birth”, Tommy will make sure he gags her as well. So she will suffocate while Tom slices into her… then he’ll accidentally sever the baby’s head. Katie will scream “XENU!!!!” through her gag, and Tom will instinctively stab her to death. Then, he’ll realize that scientology really isn’t the way to go and will make a beeline for the local Kabbalah temple.

Whatever, that’s what Katie gets for fucking Tom Cruise.

Every time I look at Katie I think “future fat.” You can just see she’s got the type of build that’s going to flab out as she gets older. But so what? In as few years she’s going to be a chunky divorcee — but a rich one.

Clearly, in addition to Tom controlling every single other aspect of Katie’s existance, she is also no longer allowed to “be too feminine”, including (but not limited to) – brushing, cutting, or any other form of styling of her hair, exposing skin, (and day I expect her to be sporting the burkas he borrowed from Michael Jackson’s children), speaking or even opening her mouth if she…must…smile, and, last, but not least – wearing makeup! You know? Eye liner, a little rouge, lip gloss, and for the love of God, some concealer for that bacterial cluster on her upper lip.

Who ever would have thought that Tom Cruise would be so interested in method acting…Indecent Proposal 2: An Error In Judgement. Or that Katie Holmes would disappear and be replaced by a really bad robot…that obviously doesn’t have a brain…smelling sequel to the Wizard of Oz coming up!!!!

um, Tom, when you let me out of the basement, can I fix you eggs and call you master?

To #71, she did indeed “increase her profile” – as you can see when she turns sideways. So Satan does keep promises, who knew?

wow. what the fuck.
i don’t even think she’s really pregnant
why doesn’t someone ask to see her bare belly
i have yet to see her bare pregnant belly.

This whole situation is getting scarier by the day. It sounds to me like she has been virtually imprisoned by Cruise…and make no mistake, he’s got the money and power to do just exactly that. She does not, I’m willing to bet, have access to so much as a cell phone, much less the car keys. I notice that herpes sore is back on her upper lip. Herpes is a permanent viral infection, and is likely to erupt during periods of extreme stress.

If her Dad has any money at all, he’d better spend it on a rescue squad NOW. Things have gotten out of control for her…what seemed like a great business deal at the time has morphed into a monster.

I don’t like this man. Haven’t since he has gotten involved in all the stuff he is involved in. She however is young, and yes most likely star stuck. It is though, much easier to become “brainwashed” as you want to put it than most are aware of. It is also very much harder to buck a situation that you are not sure how to get out of. She is young; and most likey feels very trapped. I would assume she has probably signed alot of papers; prenumps and the such rendering her somewhat obligated to him. He is after all a sneaky one. Her picture did not show her happy at all. I don’t feel sorry for her so much as I worry for her. As somone said.. I think she is in way over her head.

What really makes me angry is the comment that he doesnt want katie to become another Nicole. I dont think he has to worry about that, the only reason katie is with him is because she does not possess the beauty, charisma or acting chops to be another Nicole. Why does he always have to put Nic down anyway she never pulls that stuff with him. He must be such an embarrassment to his children! He suffers from classic short man syndrome. I just have one question, how did he manage to be taller that Katie in that one photo where she looks sooo bad?

I love #14 comments. You are so right about the administation, even though it was off the subject of that jerk Tom Cruise and his serrogate mother.

Tom is totally off his rocker and Katie is being controlled. I am from Toledo and my heart goes out to her and her parents. Run Katie as fast as you can!!!! Fantasies are not always what they appear to be (and people). I usted to like him but he has shown his true colors. Too many controlling comments being made, I have been there and it won’t get any better. She deserves better.So what if he is rich and famous; that can’t buy happiness!

tc is an arrogant puke.he is inappropriate and clearly hates women. i was going to see war of the worlds, until he became the authority on post partum depression. i will never give him a nickel of my money in any way.
that poor woman couldlnt have known what she was getting into.

Hi Y’all~I must say that my very FIRST thought when hearing that Mr. Cruise and Katie were pregnant (ugh..) was “who is the father?”, right out loud, to my husband.
That being said, regarding his Neapoleonic comments about Nicole–just where was Mr. Cruise while the lovely and very talented Ms. Kidman was doing such acclaimed work as “The Hours”, “Cold Mountain” and “Moulin Rouge”? (the last was not my personal favorite, but still better than his canned, pandering sop….) In my humble opinion, Nicole is one of the first ladies of modern American filmdom, and I could not care less if I ever see Tom Cruise again.
I used to LIKE the little twit….Now I am beginning to think that he is a monster…Let Katie go already, Tom..you have made yourself a fool long enough.

Ok! First off if he was my husband, I would have struck him over the head already with a frying pan. He would be the one locked away in a basement somewhere holding a bible, begging for forgivenss. I tell ya, he would be a born again christian.

#29– I say u hit it right on the nose. He sure does have some sort of contract with the D man himself… After all scientology has been said to be like the occult, all related to satanism… And about this site, it’s the ultimate bestest thing ever. The funniest people w\ great personlities. Love ya guys, I tell ya.

#13– It’s that creature thing she’s spawining that’s making her grow fungus out of her mouth. Just like in the movie creepshow, when Stephen King touched the meteor & he turned into a giant fungus or weed & he blew his head off. That’s the same thing that’s happening to Katie.

he is really sick.