Tom Cruise might sue over split story

February 21st, 2006 // 78 Comments

According to his lawyer, Tom Cruise is considering suing Life & Style magazine for claiming that he split with Katie Holmes and implying that the two were going to continue faking their relationship for good publicity.

Cruise is set to meet with his lawyer Fields this week to discuss possible action against the publication. Fields says, “This is a disgusting and malicious story. t is unequivocally false and I have already demanded a retraction. I will be sitting down with Tom in the next couple of days to discuss this story, and ultimately it’s his call as to whether we bring a lawsuit. But if it was up to me, I would sue.”

Considering Tom Cruise has a lot of money, enjoys suing people, and is generally insane, I think it’s a safe bet to assume he’ll go ahead with the lawsuit. When your world revolves around worshipping space aliens and bending young impressionable women to your will, suing magazines is really no big deal.



  1. LaydeeBug

    #45, I’m sorry, no offense but (rolls eyes) “OHHHHH GAAWWWWDDDDDDD!”

  2. cj14mommy

    #44 i totally agree w/you…i bet the “reliable source” is his sister. he fired her as his publicist, what kind of jacka…oh wait we’re talking about tom cruise sorry

    tom needs to get over himself, seriously


    obviously no one here is schooled so I dont know why I bothered to bring up the fact that Katie never speaking sounds like control. Take some sociology classes guys. I didn’t finish high school and go to college for sociology and psychology classes to learn nothing about human nature. shes “tucked” away….sounds odd to me

  4. Sangiovese

    #48 I agree. If Scientology gave a badge, like in the Boy Scouts, for every $100k donated, Tom would have so many badges by now, he’d need 4 uniforms to so them on- just to have enough room for them all. In fact, with the amount he’s paid and the number of levels he’s gone up, shouldn’t he be GOD of Scientology by now?

    Now, if y’all don’t mind- I’m heading over to LickyLicky’s house for lava cakes. It’s at least 6500 miles, so I’d better get started! Well worth it, though. Mmmmm…lava cakes…

  5. Sangiovese

    (#54) or “sew” them on. Take your pick. So, so… he can sew sew.

  6. Go Sip

    PapaHotNuts you rock, you make me laugh out loud with each of your posts….thank you

  7. Jayne

    lol #3

  8. Zed

    I don’t know what kind of mind-altering, mouth-shutting drug Tom used on Katie, but she hasn’t expressed an opinion of her own (other than the ones about Tom being “the most amazing man” and “It’s all so exciting”) since last April–almost a year ago!

    Man, I want some of that stuff! I’ve got several people in mind I’d like to use it on, starting with my boss! Tom, where are you, hon??

  9. ProtonMan

    God Tom Cruise bores the crap out me…bugger need to go to the loo again after writing this.

  10. antispace

    Tom Cruise and lawsuits go together like Paris Hilton and stupidity.

    How predictable.

  11. gracieee3

    Why is Tom Cruise so crazy these days? I don’t remember thinking that he was weird when he was married to Nicole. In fact, they were media darlings when they were together. Maybe KATIE is making Tom weird.

  12. HughJorganthethird

    I have often wondered why good people drop dead of aneurisms on a daily basis but this fuck stick continues to live, breathe and annoy.

    Is there a good of sudden death I can pray to to make this peice of shit go away for good? Where is John Hinkley when you need him?

  13. ribbit25

    The only thing that sounds more natural in a sentence together than “Tom Cruise” and “lawsuit” are “Tom Cruise” and “another man’s penis in his throat”

  14. ir0ny!

    #61 – it’s probably because Tom DOESN’T have Nicole anymore, which is making him weird. Well, it’s the end of his career anyway because he’s getting on everyone’s nerves. Maybe his gayness is getting to him, & he can’t handle not being with other men but having to be with women instead. Tom should just build a UFO & fly him & Katie & baby away, really FAR away!!!

  15. LaydeeBug

    #53, tell us something we DON’T already know, is all I’m saying. But, that’s me…

  16. ir0ny!

    well, if they sue, then they HAVE to stay together. that’s probably not a bad idea cuz we’ll get to see more comedy from them.

  17. TiredAndEmotional

    I’m giving it a couple of years before I will believe these two are for real. So let’s see – when they are still together in say 3 or 4 years time, with another kid, then I might start to reconsider (then again considering the Michael Jackson/Debbie Rowe scenario maybe not). Did anyone here in Australia see the Tom Cruise South Park episode that played on Sunday night? Nearly cried laughing.

  18. HughJorganthethird

    Hey Tom sue this.

  19. gogoboots

    Tom left HOT a long time ago. He has been in the insane zone for so long, nothing he does surprises me anymore. I swear on a stack of Dianetics that the baby is a space alien. Maybe the head will be all pointed…we can only hope.

  20. bellabsue

    I read recently that Scientology held a celebration for him out in L.A. for being the member to donate the largest amount of money since joining. I admit I checked it out…they offer the first few “classes” to get you in..$25.00 or so then the most “beneficial” classes (after they have your credit card information) run $5,000 and up. Weird doesn’t even begin to cover it. Not only am I too poor cash and credit wise…it’s just crazy the things they want you to do. Of course now I have to look out for Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and Kirsti Alley either suing or killing me. Goodbye cruel world…..

  21. NJboy1967

    STILL.. G A Y

  22. slinkhard

    Yeah, it’s really neo-fem to express pity for a female, #43. That poster’s clearly the next Valerie Solanas.

  23. jugsgirl

    im a generic scientologist – can’t afford to be the real thing.

  24. LaydeeBug

    I think the baby is his clone. I am totally serious.

  25. mamacita

    I really feel like telling Tom and Katie both “Help me help you!”. They are both so far on the outer reaches of normalcy by now, I can’t imagine either one of them ever being mainstream popular again. They’re a couple of carnies at this point.

  26. late nighter

    me thinks thou doest protest too much

  27. gogoboots

    Katie is making Tom weird? actually, Tom decided eons ago that he needed a female partner for his great idea — media coupledom. so he held auditions for certain female actresses, one being Jessica Alba, to be his publicity partner. For some reason Katie took to it, and then some, now having his child. When I look at her pictures, I see someone far too innocent to even think about doing this, in fact, she must think its pure madness. But she wasn’t that famous to begin with (besides, Pieces of April was an AWFUL film).
    She was manipulated and thinks it’s so “cool” she is carrying Tom’s child, but it looks pretty bad from this perspective. In fact, I hope someone has told her that Tom is totally NUTSO so she can get a clue, unless he doesn’t let her talk to anybody (which apparently is the case judging from some sources).

  28. can he sue his ass

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