Tom Cruise makes Katie Holmes rich

They are both so very sad, pathetic, and blatantly phony. Ugh.

Bitches, when you can make a woman laugh with something other than your “penises”…

get back to me

200 Zanna;

That summary! I fucking fell out of my chair laughing!!!!! You Rule!!

102: Tranny.

Exactly. EXACTLY. Laughter is key.

I meant 202….TRANNY…but then

203 Tranny..Exactly WHAT is so funny about our “summary”? That is US baby..it’s us.

Anyway, all this talk about Nascar and corndogs, I realized we don’t have any fireworks for July 4th. So I’m leaving for North Carolina to go get some.

I left you a bunch of meals in Gladwear. WASH THE STUFF WITH SPAGHETTI SAUCE RIGHT AWAY OR IT WILL STAIN THE PLASTIC.

Zanna; Babe

Laughing at the people who will never live the life of Reilly, like us!

I forgot to mention, I have some fireworks stashed under the stairs….says Die-No-Mite on the label….don’t know that company, but damn! Thats the biggest m-80 I ever laid eyes on! But I am so glad you are getting more, there are never enough things to be lit on fire laying around. I’ll be breathlessly waiting for your return.

Whass “plastic”? I knew that correspond-damn-stence course would give you big-city learnin’. Teach me a 2 syllable word when you get back, in that school girl outfit. I love to learn.

Whass “plastic”?

Baby, we discussed this. Plastic is what your cousin’s ta-ta’s are made outta, remember? You were the one that put her out with the hose last year when she got too close to the grill? ha ha….”she’s the one who wanted her burgers well done”, says you.

So the woman is bought and paid for….and just like he did to Nicole…3 days before the expiration of the “agreement” he will ditch her and hook up with someone girl/boy Suri’s ballet class ….
This is just so freaky….it smells of bad socks….or Parish Herpes underware drawer

Okay I say 3 days shy of the anniversary of the expiration of the pre-nup….here’s 5 bucks

Posted by Zanna on June 8, 2006 09:10 PM

And you know what else, my dear Leo…Me an Tranny..we’re not just about sex. We’ve got the Pinto, the corndog trailer, NASCAR AND we’re getting a new Mexican. We’ve got depth, man. We’ve got it all

Posted by TrannyGranny on June 8, 2006 09:49 PM

200 Zanna;

That summary! I fucking fell out of my chair laughing!!!!! You Rule!!

Posted by Zanna on June 8, 2006 09:51 PM

102: Tranny.

Exactly. EXACTLY. Laughter is key.

205. Posted by Zanna on June 8, 2006 10:01 PM

I meant 202….TRANNY…but then

203 Tranny..Exactly WHAT is so funny about our “summary”? That is US baby..it’s us.

Anyway, all this talk about Nascar and corndogs, I realized we don’t have any fireworks for July 4th. So I’m leaving for North Carolina to go get some.

I left you a bunch of meals in Gladwear. WASH THE STUFF WITH SPAGHETTI SAUCE RIGHT AWAY OR IT WILL STAIN THE PLASTIC.

206. Posted by TrannyGranny on June 8, 2006 10:09 PM

Zanna; Babe

Laughing at the people who will never live the life of Reilly, like us!

I forgot to mention, I have some fireworks stashed under the stairs….says Die-No-Mite on the label….don’t know that company, but damn! Thats the biggest m-80 I ever laid eyes on! But I am so glad you are getting more, there are never enough things to be lit on fire laying around. I’ll be breathlessly waiting for your return.

Whass “plastic”? I knew that correspond-damn-stence course would give you big-city learnin’. Teach me a 2 syllable word when you get back, in that school girl outfit. I love to learn.

207. Posted by Zanna on June 8, 2006 10:47 PM

Whass “plastic”?

Baby, we discussed this. Plastic is what your cousin’s ta-ta’s are made outta, remember? You were the one that put her out with the hose last year when she got too close to the grill? ha ha….”she’s the one who wanted her burgers well done”, says you.

See when you read it all at once it kinda sucks, doesn’t it? FUCKING IM EACH OTHER. OR EMAIL. Zanna for a stripper your sure here alot at night. You must be one of the B-class ugly daytime strippers who only get customers because there’s a buffet.

I’m sorry to step on anyone’s toes or pussies for that matter, but this thread has been derailed by countless masturbatory exchanges that have nothing to do with the fact that Tom Cruise loves the cock.

The story is about his $33 million dollar beard in the form of a dead-eyed war bride. If TC wasn’t such an insane cock lover, I’d sign up for a deal like that. I just hope Katie visits http://www.xenu.net sooner than later so she can escape the cult and write the tell all book of the century.

I’m almost afraid to jump in on this one…so I’ll just say the generic:

“Poor Katie Holmes, she might have had it made with what’s his name from American Pie, instead she ended up with Cujo.”

Sidenote: I absolutely HATE Tom Cruise and his Science crap. He’s like a little Chicken Hawk (not related to me), he gets his little feathers all puffed up and walks around like he is some sort of miniature bad-ass. I think if I ever got the chance to meet him in person, I would give him a wedgie.

As a general rule, people that talk about sex nonstop aren’t getting any. If they were, they wouldn’t be obsessing on it night and day online.

In fact, if they were getting any, they wouldn’t be online. They’d be in a bed, stirrups, swing, spa, or saddle…if they’re lucky.

And if they aren’t getting any, it’s because they’re ugly, uninteresting, or have issues…because, in general, people are whores, and even the ugliest asstube can find sex somewhere (Reference: the post about James Blunt)

Sex and beauty are like money. You only harp on it if you don’t have it.

“Tune in tomorrow for more of Dr HollyJ, Berman and Berman as we delve deeper (no pun intended) into the subject of Asstubes”

Oh.. and TCLTC!!!

147 Zanna and 153 Tranny

Do we all get invites to the wedding? Seeing you met each other here and we have all witnessed your blooming romance. ;)

128 Tranny

That is truly admirable dedication for a man to be willing to get pregnant (of sorts) for $33 million. However, wouldn’t it be easier just to buy a baby somewhere or maybe even kidnap one, get Tom really drunk, dress up as Xenu and hand the baby over to him – telling him it’s the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard and he has been chosen to take care of it? Heck, you probably wouldn’t even need to get Tom drunk for that, he’d believe it all sober, too.

Yea, but it’s not all together all at once. Only when you do it.

And no, I’m not a day time stripper. I work on websites and communication by day. Work at the club Fridays and Saturday nights. You know..when the real money is there.

Isn’t it romantic? This type of love inspires love songs.

216, love songs, or vinegar douches.

209 leo

Hi bitch….look, someone talked to you, feel better now?

To all those that bitch and complain about what others type…
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE???? GO AWAY!! WE DONT NEED OR WANT YOU HERE ATTEMPTING TO RUIN OUR FUN!! FUCK OFF!!

she coulda done 3 million a year without his crazy ass, that’s chump change for selling your soul, and life to the devil. I doubt she’ll get any work in the near future, she’s gotta be considered box office poison, him too. Well, on the plus side, maybe they can open a clinic for heroin addicts, since apparently he can cure them with excercise within three days. What a ridiculous joke these two are.

I’m not done yet…AND how disgusting that a day after the public is graced with the gorgeous pictures of BP & AJ’s new baby, THIS is what we hear about this dumbass couple….money, pre-nups, disgusting, where the fuck is that alien kid???

# 220

DITTO…I totally agree….no matter Tommy ” I love Cock ” Cruise is and always will be crap….you cannot sugar coat a turd

KATIE HOLMS….YOU ARE NOW A HOOKER!!! Tom just bought your your sorry dead eyed ass….you are OFFICIALLY a joke until you get beamed up to Xenu with your crazy e-metered spawn!!!!! Yu should have seen it comming..Ooooopppsss I forgot….your eyes are dead…shite….forgot…silly me!!

Will there ever be a new story posted, or do we have to continue to argue about other shit HERE?

POST SUPER PEEPS, POST!!

I know some shit’s going on somewhere… Paris fucking a homeless dude in a honeybucket, Lohan bent over a mirror in some public rest stop, Tom Cruise demeaning some postpartum woman on anti-psychotics, Britney barefoot in curlers accidentally dropping her son off a balcony… COME ON ALREADY!

Ok the crazies are still nuts. good. next.

I’d just make him pay me for the kid and go on my merry, rich way. He can have it, I despise children as it is, he’d be doing me a favor!

…and meanwhile
…over at natalie portmans’s
…message board
…[don't bother going]
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…lol bitch :)))

Subject : Re: Ponder this and explaineth, computer websitey type people
posted by negativ on 2006-09-06 05:02
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fuckin’ simple.

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[...but you don't let people
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welcome to the internet

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lol bitch :))

Shit, I was just starting to enjoy these 2 not being in the news…then what happens? You guessed it…Frank Stallone.