With Scientology getting its nuts kicked in by Nightline and Paul Haggis, it’s imperative that Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes look like she isn’t locked in the basement with a can of beans and an E-Meter every night. That said, it’d probably help their cause if Katie didn’t look directly at the hired photographer in every shot, and Tom actually kissed her on the lips like a man who’s not afraid of cooties. It’s not like he can’t hide behind a toadstool and vomit up Thetans after the shoot, so let’s see some professionalism, people.
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She always wears loose, ugly tops. That’s why about once a month some stupid gossip magazine says she’s knocked up.
Is he doing a Kiss biopic? Katie is slouching and trying to look short. She is dressed “Short”. I don’t think she can pull her waist down any lower with the baggy pants. Even if he loses he still wins. How many years left in the marriage 6?.
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Why is Tom wearing the same shoes as my grandpa?
Katie Holmes has a mini me! How cute!
Seriously, Scientology is a collection of viciously warped science fiction fans who I think are just pissed off cause they don’t even get to dress like Jedis… Tom Cruise as Yoda?
What has caused more people to murder other people isn’t religion or communism, it is greed. You can dress it up as anything you want, but it still simple greed. Christianity, Judaism, Islam, paganism, politics, money, drugs, sex, Tickle Me Elmo, whatever. Since the beginning of time people wanted what other people have, whatever it is, and have always killed to get it. Whatever they use to rationalize the killing is immaterial, cause they can make up anything (or repeat what someone else has made up) that they think will excuse them. Even Xenu!
Wow, she’s really went downhill since the lobotomy.
Don’t you KNOW he has them practice walking together, so they look natural? Please tell me someone else is crazy and see’s it? Can’t you see Katie sitting reading a book and he’s been flipping through magazines and sees a couple walking together, looking natural, and he has her get up and actor-practice just WALKING together? They look so UNNATURALLY natural. So intentional.
Now, THERE is a reality show I would watch. I would watch people film his crazy a** all day, all day long!
Sorry to interrupt your pointless religious banter. Carry on…
@2 Lol! That dude does not like the poon.
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She looks so enormous next to him. And she’s only like, 5’8″ or something.
Also, reading the ‘debate’ that ensued in this thread because of Scientology was a howl. What’s been the cause of more death/human suffering? Religion? Which one? Communism? Curse you, you little fashion victims with the Mao hats and Che Guevera t-shirts (you know, old Chairman Mao also never bathed or brushed his teeth, and was so constipated that his servants had to give him enemas every few days…he also made them give him ‘happy ending’ massages…if you are trying to discourage the average American 19-year-old from wearing a Mao hat, this information might prove more discouraging than trying to keep them awake through a lecture on the history of communism around the world)!
Pretty much every system that human beings have invented and grouped themselves around ever has been used as an excuse and justification by some to kill each other. Capitalism and democracy have amassed quite a body count in their own right~you’d have to be delusional or woefully undereducated not to know it. Any religion that hasn’t been used as an excuse to kill hasn’t been around long enough~this may be true with Scientology, or it might be that it’s concepts are actually SO stupid that it simply won’t last very long. Yeah right~fat chance, with all the money flowing into their collection baskets so that their members can take classes to obtain ‘clarity’.
#57~I loved your comment. That’s the thing, right there, that I can’t believe some people don’t pick up on. Everything he does, and everything they’ve done together, is just SO intentional.
Of course, at this point, these kids would be better off being left alone with a bottle of Jack and a loaded gun. Some might balk at that suggestion, but if you think about it,
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