Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes love is a sham


The New York Post is suggesting that Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise’s relationship is nothing more than a publicity stunt. They make some interesting points about something or another, but I’m sticking to my previous theory that Tom Cruise wants droopy-faced children. Plus any excuse to watch this disgusting couple make out in public is okay by me.

Cruise and Holmes’ alleged relationship began when his publicist-sister, Lee Anne DeVette, announced to the world that they were dating – the same night the two of them paraded before photographers in Rome holding hands. The following night, they again put on a show for the paparazzi, this time making sure they were pictured kissing.