Rumors are circulating that wedding plans for Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have been put on hold after reportedly tense holidays spent at Holmes
Don’t get me wrong WaitWhat?, Cruise looks like a fucking troll. Totally not my type. I’d rather get it on with a hottie like Patrick Dempsey or something. Or my computer monitor. Either one is better than Daddy Shortstack, but hey, he seems to charm some of the girls. I’m sure the whole “rich” and “famous” thing has nothing to do with, right? My point is Holmes got swept off her feet and wasn’t thinking straight. That in itself is not a crime. We all do stupid things, but she deserves a Darwin award for getting knocked up.
Never has a man so short scared me so much as Tom has recently. At first it was a funny scary because I couldn’t believe how over the top he was getting about Katie but now he’s being an arrogant jackass, shoving his ‘religion’ down people’s throats like he’s some sort of messiah and I just want to ram a fork in his gut. No wonder Katie’s crying constantly, this has probably gone from a naive( albeit old enough to know better kind of naive) girl who thought all her dreams come true when her ‘all time’ crush was attracted to her to a nightmare that’s now got her knocked up and bound to this guy forever.Shit.
If Papa Holmes cares about his daughter he’ll stop the nonsense. And if he wants to makes us all a favor, he’ll kill Tom.
What about the rumor that Tom kept punching Katie Holmes in the stomach while screaming, “SHOW ME THE BABY!”
Ok that was lame I know, funny image though
I’ll remind everyone of another certain extremely short man who was interested/involved in Scientology for a time: Charles Manson. And I don’t think anyone can accuse him of being ‘glib.’
How in the world did that beeyotch Cruise get Katie? Does her handler taser her all the time? Or either he’s got some freaky hypnotic stare with those teeth of his, or he’s holding Katie’s true love down in his basement. (It puts the lotion in the baseket).
He’s a jackhole and a midget.
See the problem is that the Holmes’ just don’t know the history of psychiatry. Tom does. Plus they were being glib, so glib. And once the water guns desquised as microphones came out….well let’s just say it wasn’t pretty.
Pull the pillows out of her clothes and let them go their separate ways. I can’t stand that self-absorbed umpa loompa.
c’mon everyone – aren’t u being a little harsh on the guy? here’s my take – he’s nuts and she is a c list celebrity. an a list came to call on her – and of coarse she liked it. who knows who really impregnated her, but my money is not on tommy boy. as for being smart – she is once she has this (as papahotnuts stated) Hubbard/Cruise SuperScientologist baby – she’ll get mad money for 18 years. just ask nicole.
hang in there katie – your lottery winnings are fast approaching.
Katie’s very fortunate that she has a normal, loving, non-Scientologist family (although I’m surprised that Katie’s Scientology-appointed minders allowed her access to them). I hope her dad convinces her to cut her losses and get out now. In the unlikely event that her belly isn’t a prosthesis, she should go ahead and have the baby, promptly get a paternity test to demonstrate once and for all (not that any of us needs more evidence) that Tom didn’t sire the child, and sever all ties to that homunculus. He’s horrible.
Just becuase you’re rich and/or famous doesn’t mean that you aren’t crazier than a sh@t-house rat or as stupid as a bag full of hammers, Mini Me and Bean Pole being respective cases in point.
I will take bets that they never get married. Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Katies parents are NOT KABBALAH you idiot, they are CATHOLIC…
I to am surprised she was granted access to them… the scientology ties are loosening and Katie is ALMOST FREE…
FREE KATIE FREE KATIE FREE KATIE
omg whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah . someone hold me. i cant belive that tom and katie may not get married. imean it not like they did something dumb and stupid and wreckless like meet get engaged and prganat and move in with eah other in less than six months. i mean they met spent a couple of yrs getting to know each other and decied to make sound and informed desicion in life. oh no they did the first then the dumbass got what they deserved. i do agree sammygirl that u cant blame her for falling in love but for getting pregnat by him i do blame her.
I don’t think that her Sci-Fi handlers are actually allowing her access to her family as much as her family is not allowing them to deny her access to them. Smart people, that family that cares and can see through the thin veil of Tom’s sanity that’s growing more gossamer by the interview…
I truly, truly, truly hope for the baby’s sake that it’s not Tom’s, and then Katie can walk away, regain her life, and try to be normal.
PowerPuff, I see your point, but I stand with Sammy. 27 is not young, but keep in mind also that for years and years, this girl has not lived the life of a regular old middle-of-the-country young woman. She’s been in the spotlight, and had handlers taking care of many of her needs, thereby making her less self-sufficient than most people her age. Again, and back to the comments that were made after mine and yours, she’s had this celebrity, both Tom’s and her own instantaneous rise to world-notoriety, thrown at her. I’m just saying that before I read that article, it always seemed like she was in it to win it, just like Tom, but then when you find out she’s just someone who could as easily be you or me in a similar situation, it makes you feel for her.
I hope her family puts enough pressure on the relationship to end it. I’m betting that Katie’s all for it now, too, having realized that she’s in way over her head, in a pool full of Scientologist sharks. How horrible to know what chum feels like, huh?
who gives a shit the marriage wouldnt of lasted 2 months anyway
Mimi Rogers is hot. Tom Cruise is Gay. Katie Holmes is an insecure little wench.
I don’t believe it. It’s too good to be true.
It’s a little known fact that Katie’s parents used to love Tom, until early on in the relationship he came over and jumped all over Katie’s mother’s couch. Between that and all the PDA in front of her father you could have had a sequel to Meet the Parents
All that and the dumb submission twat went and got herself fat too. Not just pregnant, fat and pregnant. Check the thunder thighs, yo.
No friggin way!
Katie tired of Tom! That’s unbelievable
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