Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes are dating

cruise_holmes_dating.jpgWell isn’t this a weird little relationship. My guess is that Tom Cruise realized that his dream of having droopy-faced children was slipping away from him so he latched on to the closest, droopiest-faced woman he could find. I mean, that makes sense, right? Yeah. It sure does. Plus I bet having sex with a girl 20 years younger than you isn’t all that bad either. Unless you’re 23 or something. In which case maybe you should just shoot yourself.

“The Insider” has confirmed that megastar Tom Cruise and “Dawson’s Creek” cutie Katie Holmes are dating. The couple were spotted holding hands and dining out today in Rome, where Tom is accepting a David di Donatello Award for lifetime achievement, the Italian equivalent of an Oscar.