Tom Cruise is still nuts

TC is so insane I can’t see anything that breathes having sex with him.

Therefore, I can only determine that all this is caused by sperm back-up that has reached such a high level that it has blown his brain up.

I can wait for the picture posted when it reaches critical mass and his head explodes and there is nothing but teeth and sperm everywhere…. maybe then Katie can get the cold sore taken care of.

“With a glass plate in your stomach
Everyone will look at you
The only woman in the word
to have a womb with a view”
(GBH)

It just came to me.

Call me when he murders somebody.

Why, Tom, why?

Isn’t it time for him to get on his spaceship and leave the planet already? We loved ya, Tom, but I think you’ve worn your welcome here as a guest on our planet. SEE YA

SO wierd

I hate how a lot of people think all hip hop artists are gangsta rappers. That’s like saying all rock music is heavy metal. It’s like if someone called the members of a band like Fall Out Boy metalheads. Come on.

Screwed up my haiku
Didn’t count the syllables
Wasn’t a haiku

Haiku was all wrong
Was absent on haiku day
Made an F in class

Don’t write haiku’s drunk
The syllables may be wrong
Critic was polite

Tom, Katie and baby
Living together happily ever after
What a crock of poo-poo

Stranger things have happened

Keep ‘em coming Susie.

oh xenu xenu
take back tom and katie too
back home to mars

Tom Cruise = MIDLIFE CRISIS

Tom Cruise is just getting way to creepy. Kanye West should have had him removed from the show in fact, since Tom was scaring everyone in the crowd apparently.

Tom Cruise is just getting way to creepy. Kanye West should have had him removed from the show in fact, since Tom was scaring everyone in the crowd apparently.

Getting?

I don’t know if there’s any truth to this, but I recently heard that Tom Cruise ate soup backstage IMMEDIATELY BEFORE the “couch jumping” incident. Think this has something to do with it? ..i’m suspicious…