Reports are saying that Tom Cruise was acting strangely at a Kanye West concert at L.A.
The vitamins just aren’t cutting those pesky syphilis spirochetes and the crazy is just going unchecked.
Don’t forget your rain coat Papa Hot Nuts when you go for that menage-a-tologist. We can’t have you going all apeshit crazy on us.
See he was trying to stage dive, realized he wasn’t high enough, then got caught in the cable, decided to climb up with his superhuman strength and when he saw people there, he pulled a JW and started preaching, completely forgetting the great swan dive he was gonna do for the awesome hip-hop crowd.
I CANNOT see Tom Cruise at a KW concert, let alone surrounded by loads of Hip-hop type people (I’m not calling him a racist, but ya never know with these zealots).
What a stupid and irritating douche.
My 6 year old nephew acts more dignified than he does.
Recent tests on the bone and hair of Beethoven’s remains have proven he went insane due to an immense ammount of lead poisoning.
Who’s been feeding Tom paint chips?
Ahhh, Mr Cruise, scouting for new victims…I mean, converts…to attend to the Demon Seed.
How brainwashed does Katie Holmes have to be to put up with this sh*t?
I think scientology has made Cruise crazy. Seriously…he used to be a pretty normal guy…now, I don’t think I’d want to hang out with him. “Errr…actually Tom, I’m busy tonight…yeah yeah…gotta wax that driveway again. You have fun tho, ok?”
Too bad Cruise is the creepy bearded guy, minus the beard of course.
The more you know about him, the worse it gets…..
Get out Katie, it’s not cute anymore.
What they left out of the story is that Tom went on to smear feces all over the walls while humming “The Farmer in the Dell”, followed by his head spinning and puking spilt pea soup everywhere.
Court (#9), you’ve stolen my joke. Bastard.
Y’know, I always lose respect for celebrities who become Scientologists, and it’s all because of this clown. I mean, even other Scientologists aren’t nearly this deranged. What a douche bag.
But for what it’s worth…wouldn’t it be bizarre if Scientology turned out to be totally right?
That’s the best description of Scientology that I’ve ever heard! Bravo!
i’m pretty much positive that sex with tom cruise would be like recreating the rape scene from rosemary’s baby, complete with strange scientologist onlookers and chanting.
I wonder how many times Katie has woken in the middle of the night to find herself stuck to the ceiling just above her bed with Tom standing looking up at her laughing demonically with his huge white invisalign horse teeth…
Simple problem with a simple cause: Everyone knows Tom Cruise is friggin’ gay (not that there’s anything wrong w/that), always has been. Scientology has “cured” him of this “affliction” that might have ruined his career. Unfourtunately this latent flamboyent (borderline schizophrenic)behavior is popping out in all the wrong places, like on this planet. But that is okay, he will get his own planet soon and we will all be safe to watch Dawson’s reruns again.
SO you’re saying that anybody can go to a concert, dangle off a balconey and climb up cables to the VIP room and not get kicked out? Must be nice to be famous.
That paragraph on comparing scientology to dating a bunch of transvestites may be the funniest, most spot on thing I’ve ever read on this site! Superficial Rules!!!
Seems real enought to me. Cruise loves Kanye.
And Kanye is doing a cover of the MI theme.
And the actual story…
Forget couch-jumping, during Kanye West’s performance Tom Cruise climbed up onto a balcony, using ropes to pull himself up, to escape the crowds. There he joined West’s friends and family to watch the rest of the concert. Cruise, sans fianc
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