Tom Cruise is still insane

Superficial / March 21, 2007

reports Katie Holmes has been crying over the phone to Victoria Beckham because she says “Tom is denying her every single thing” and the two were once on the phone for over four hours. Not only that, but Tom Cruise reportedly left 18 messages in one hour on Victoria Beckham’s answering machine trying to get her to join Scientology. A source says:

“Victoria is sick and tired of Tom being on her back about Scientology,” says the source. “Victoria is an old-fashioned British woman who believes in God. She finds it quite rude that Tom is bugging her so much. Not too long ago, Tom left 18 messages in one hour to get them to join the church. When she says no, she means no.”

Tom Cruise’s rep responded, saying:

“This is completely false. Tom does not and never has encouraged anyone to adopt Scientology.”

I know reps lie all the time, but at least try to keep it believable. Tom Cruise has never encouraged anyone to adopt Scientology? He might as well have told us Tom Cruise captured a triceratops in his backyard and taught it to fly into outer space.