reports Katie Holmes has been crying over the phone to Victoria Beckham because she says “Tom is denying her every single thing” and the two were once on the phone for over four hours. Not only that, but Tom Cruise reportedly left 18 messages in one hour on Victoria Beckham’s answering machine trying to get her to join Scientology. A source says:
“Victoria is sick and tired of Tom being on her back about Scientology,” says the source. “Victoria is an old-fashioned British woman who believes in God. She finds it quite rude that Tom is bugging her so much. Not too long ago, Tom left 18 messages in one hour to get them to join the church. When she says no, she means no.”
Tom Cruise’s rep responded, saying:
“This is completely false. Tom does not and never has encouraged anyone to adopt Scientology.”
I know reps lie all the time, but at least try to keep it believable. Tom Cruise has never encouraged anyone to adopt Scientology? He might as well have told us Tom Cruise captured a triceratops in his backyard and taught it to fly into outer space.
danielle | March 21, 2007 at 12:31 pm
First
HerpesHilton | March 21, 2007 at 12:31 pm
TCLTC!
imran karim | March 21, 2007 at 12:32 pm
creepy
veggi | March 21, 2007 at 12:35 pm
poor poor Joey Potter.
BarbadoSlim | March 21, 2007 at 12:35 pm
A triceratop joke? Did you just watch Jurassic Park?
Jiimbo | March 21, 2007 at 12:38 pm
I always have some ideas:) So you really want some chicken?
danielle | March 21, 2007 at 12:38 pm
Tom Snooze is officialy the Antichrist.
Jiimbo | March 21, 2007 at 12:40 pm
Tom is an asshole. I will not pay a dime to see one of his movies. How long before Kattie dumps him????
biatcho | March 21, 2007 at 12:41 pm
The baby looks half Filipino.
YouRang | March 21, 2007 at 12:41 pm
The rep might as well have said “Tom’s not gay” or “Tom’s a great actor”
New York Pundit | March 21, 2007 at 12:42 pm
Look you guys… Tom knows much more about weblogs than you do. He has read many books on the subject, and as an OTIII, he has come to embrace the stone cold fact that “There is no weblog, it is just an image implanted in your memory to make you believe they exist”!
Hail Xenu!
DrDanny | March 21, 2007 at 12:43 pm
For all I care, TC, Kate, Posh, Becks, all of ‘em can eat shit and die horribly. Suri is cute and all, but as the spawn of Cruise, probably also should be put down for the good of mankind. I used feel sympathy for Katie, but she buttered her bread, so now she has to sleep in it. Or whatever.
fritobandito | March 21, 2007 at 12:44 pm
Nice basketball. Like he’s even tall enough to play. I wonder if katie puts him on her shoulders so he can dunk the ball like the “big boys”?
veggi | March 21, 2007 at 12:45 pm
hahahah! Is that Phoebe’s baby?
and J, you only have 3 minutes to find me. That’s when I go to lunch….. and bring your ideas!
Jiimbo | March 21, 2007 at 12:47 pm
I am looking and I have lots of ideas
NamelessHussy | March 21, 2007 at 12:49 pm
I’m waiting for the post-divorce tell all book by katie holmes, where she talks about all the ass fucking and the late night naked forest dances and the hooded gang bang that resulted in little suri, until then, I don’t really care.
Jiimbo | March 21, 2007 at 12:50 pm
I am with you Namesless
HollyJ | March 21, 2007 at 12:55 pm
@16 – I assume by “all the ass fucking and the late night naked forest dances and the hooded gang bang” you mean a gleeful Tom getting hammered in the ass by a troop of African mandrills.
ponk | March 21, 2007 at 1:02 pm
it’s nice that they both carry along intellectually compatible companions with them. kinda like His & Hers luggage.
Whammer Jammer | March 21, 2007 at 1:02 pm
I can’t wait to hear about all the conversations with the aliens.
DrPhowstus | March 21, 2007 at 1:05 pm
Becks is probably sick of TC being on his back all the time too.
AndresV | March 21, 2007 at 1:08 pm
“Victoria is an old-fashioned British woman”?? Gimme a break….British, yes, old-fashioned? You mean as in tranny-anorexic-ridiculous-silicone-breasts old fashioned?
Jiimbo | March 21, 2007 at 1:09 pm
@18 – I was thinking it was a group of Yeti
HollyJ | March 21, 2007 at 1:10 pm
“Intellectually compatible companion” for Tom would be a superstitious gay bottom midget with an 11th grade education. (No offense to those with achondraplasia out there.)
ponk | March 21, 2007 at 1:15 pm
For 3 million a year (Katie’s contract with Tom), I’d swallow my own semen as it drains out of Tom’s ass. Honestly, what’s the big deal?
jrzmommy | March 21, 2007 at 1:24 pm
why’s that short little motherfucker carrying around a basketball?
Jiimbo | March 21, 2007 at 1:25 pm
I would think Katie could make more than 3 million a year on her own. I think I would shot myself if I had to wake up to that ass hole every morning
Jiimbo | March 21, 2007 at 1:26 pm
Jrzmommy, He wants everyone to think that is how big his balls are
Donkey | March 21, 2007 at 1:27 pm
This seems to be Tom’s method… get a good woman, dog her out, then move on to a younger one.
Well, I guess if you can pull it off, go for it.
uberfrau666 | March 21, 2007 at 1:28 pm
for every 10 posts, someone must say….TOM CRUISE LOVES THE COCK!!! TCLTC!!
TheseTrixAintForKids | March 21, 2007 at 1:32 pm
To whoever said the baby looks filipino–I COMPLETELY AGREE. My boyfriend is half filipino, I know his whole family, and his older brother married a full blooded filipino woman so their two children are about 3/4 filipino…and Suri looks frightening similar to their youngest, who is three. Its all in the EYES. Their eyes are exactly the same. That baby, somewhere down the line, has Asian blood, and I would bet my life on Filipino, based on looking at Suri and my bf’s nephew.
bigponie | March 21, 2007 at 1:35 pm
Now that’s more like it, tom walking behind katie like a good little bitch.
pekpekshorts | March 21, 2007 at 1:38 pm
#9 no it’s half Thetan. Xenu, the evil intergallactic ruler is after that baby.
gossipmonger | March 21, 2007 at 1:43 pm
I have to agree with some of you-Katie made her
bed now has to be poked in it!
Whenever I look at Tom, I remember that scene
where he’s at an orgy with all the men in hoods
and masks-it seemed so realistic to me.
Poor Katie and poor Suri too.
Dan | March 21, 2007 at 1:44 pm
First.
kamihi | March 21, 2007 at 1:48 pm
What kind of utter BS is this crud?>>>>>
“Victoria is an old-fashioned British woman who believes in God.” Only a very tiny minority of British people ever even go to church or are god believing Christians. Assholes.
Troller | March 21, 2007 at 1:49 pm
God isn’t Christian
danglybanger | March 21, 2007 at 1:50 pm
number nine… that’s cause I’m the daddy :D
…anyway, never encouraged anyone to join scientology… he’s discouraged a few to be certain.
biatcho | March 21, 2007 at 1:51 pm
Aren’t the British the folk who killed Jesus? Christ-Killing Limeys!
schack | March 21, 2007 at 1:51 pm
he has that sexy man-on-a-mission look about him. i like it, i like the whole thing. i’d fuck ‘im.
Troller | March 21, 2007 at 1:51 pm
and TCLTC
jrzmommy | March 21, 2007 at 1:51 pm
Q: DanYELL, you ho on the corner of what and Q Street, SE?
schack | March 21, 2007 at 1:52 pm
and i think he definitely believes in god.
posh is the matter-of-fact whore if i ever saw one.
ponk | March 21, 2007 at 1:52 pm
oh good, my troll is back. i was beginning to lose self-esteem.
neo_maxie_zoom_dweebie | March 21, 2007 at 1:53 pm
Victoria is an old-fashioned British woman who believes in SHOPPING. No fucking way is she giving up any botox or couture money that would go to bankroll “Battlefield Earth 2″ or “The L. Ron Chronicles”. She wasn’t ‘Stupid Spice’, after all.
VeronicaRedux | March 21, 2007 at 2:02 pm
Notice how the reps didn’t deny the part about Katie complaining.
schack | March 21, 2007 at 2:02 pm
you mean she wasn’t “TB Spice” (true believer spice)
Stupid Spice was Gerri
neo_maxie_zoom_dweebie | March 21, 2007 at 2:14 pm
#47 I thought she was Old Spice?
Lowlands | March 21, 2007 at 2:15 pm
I don’t know what they’re doing inside the scientologychurch but it must be something what’s really excite him.He really wants badly Katie holmes to join him.It must be something like they’re all singing gospels and he wants her to join them.
AndresV | March 21, 2007 at 2:23 pm
TCLTC!!! (every ten, right?)