Tom Cruise is a priest-like thing

Superficial | June 18, 2007 - 11:40 am

Tom Cruise is reportedly performing a wedding for his friend, Australian heir James Packer, because Cruise has reached the highest level of “clear” in Scientology. And that may sound like a bunch of gobbledygook to you and me, but it makes perfectly good sense to Scientologists. Probably because they’re so smart. Any organization that would let Tom Cruise perform a wedding clearly knows what’s up.