As part of his Mission: Impossible 3 publicity tour, Tom Cruise made an appearance on BET’s 106 and Park and was encouraged to dance on stage. Nothing I say can prepare your mind for what you’re about to witness. Just make sure to brace yourself, because the awesomeness of this clip has been known to physically knock people off their feat.
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Osh, you sexy, cock-devouring, pussy spanking, luscious bitch, where the fuck have you been? We’ve missed you greatly, to the point where I felt I couldn’t go on without you. BTW, I typed all that with my tongue.
XOXOX
# 160 LOL! (and I don’t work weekends)
(Are u Willy Nelson)? ( Got any tax tips ?)
BTWUII
what persona was he going for? low-key albino pimp w/PVP pipe up the ass club moves? Mission Accomplished!
No, he was clearly recreating the “fill the bucket” Johnny Bravo move.
Tom Cruise is like someone’s embarressing uncle at a wedding.
Oof, do we need any further proof he is not gay? Saw him and Katie at the Holly premiere last week.. pics to prove it…
http://kisskissandallthat.blogspot.com/2006/05/i-saw-tomkat-in-person-no-joke.html
Negative Ghost Rider
He’s rich, he’s Tom Cruise, and YOU are not. Just like any white guy, on the dance floor he sucks, but then again, he has enough money to OWN most of the dance floors.
This only proves that Scientology makes you crazy AND freakin’ rich too (well, more rich than you were before). Ask John Travolta. He could only do disco and Grease moves before Scientology.
Tom loves the cock, he has one, and can buy a bigger one, or multiples, and end up looking like he has a palm-tree in his pants. Didn’t he play the Gimp in Pulp-Fiction? Real man’s man…..man.
I can watch this clip now, but it has taken work. At first it was only through my fingers with the sound off, then, with help of my therapist, I can sit almost until the end, but the vommiting and diarhea (sp) are still pretty bad.I just run to the loo, and breathe, and breathe…..
I don’t give a fuck! I liked that shit. It was dorky, nerdy, but fuckin’ sweet. It was so sweet his dorky self jut became really cool. I love his little dance! I love that he was a white man over 40 who heard some dirty south crunk rap beats and didn’t run but actually got in the spirit and danced to the shit! I love him! Fuck all you bitches! Tom Cruise is my babydaddy. I’m gonna birth his baby – Suri is adopted by the way, Katie doesn’t even have a womb to gestate a real fetus.
@174
And don’t forget to invite Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny to the Bible study, over tea and crumpets.
This makes me re-think the notion that he’s gay. Gay men can DANCE, for god’s sake.
He looks like a retarded midget with a bee in his pants.
Or maybe he’s as bad at being a gay as he is acting.
BTW, MI3 blew chunks. Yeah, it’s //TOTALLY// believable that the most cutting-edge secret serviceman would run out of bullets in every fucking scene. And that his character’s naive, untrained fiancee would suddenly transform into a gun-slinging pro when the need arose… WTF?
Mission Impossible III: Fantasy Island