Tom Cruise: ‘I want ten children.’

Tom Cruise sat down for an interview with The Sun where he revealed his plans to use Katie Holmes like some sort of baby pump. I mean, c’mon, he didn’t kill her acting career for nothing. That’d be kind of a dick move, don’t you think? Anyway, here are the ramblings of a man trying to win back your love:

On having more kids:
“I want ten children. I love kids. I feel really fortunate to have the teenagers and a two and a half-year-old. It’s a great dynamic.”

On the sixteen year age gap with Katie Holmes:
“If I’m worried about anything, it’s if she can keep up with me. I’m very active.”

On going to activities with his kids:
“I go to the children’s groups like other daddies. At first people look at me like, ‘My God, it’s him!’ and they treat me a little differently. But then they realise I’m just a father with my kids. It’s up to me to make everybody else feel okay about the fact that I’m there, and then everything just goes on.”

On discussing Scientology in interviews:
“I say, ‘That’s it, no more — go to the Scientology website’. I think I could have handled things better. I came across as arrogant and I didn’t communicate well.”

So, essentially, Tom Cruise just said Katie Holmes is out of shape because she can’t keep up with him, but it’s cool because she’s going to be pregnant soon anyway. Tom Cruise, ladies. So empowering. So dreamy. *sigh*

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