Tom Cruise: ‘I want ten children.’

December 29th, 2008 // 46 Comments

Tom Cruise sat down for an interview with The Sun where he revealed his plans to use Katie Holmes like some sort of baby pump. I mean, c’mon, he didn’t kill her acting career for nothing. That’d be kind of a dick move, don’t you think? Anyway, here are the ramblings of a man trying to win back your love:

On having more kids:
“I want ten children. I love kids. I feel really fortunate to have the teenagers and a two and a half-year-old. It’s a great dynamic.”

On the sixteen year age gap with Katie Holmes:
“If I’m worried about anything, it’s if she can keep up with me. I’m very active.”

On going to activities with his kids:
“I go to the children’s groups like other daddies. At first people look at me like, ‘My God, it’s him!’ and they treat me a little differently. But then they realise I’m just a father with my kids. It’s up to me to make everybody else feel okay about the fact that I’m there, and then everything just goes on.”

On discussing Scientology in interviews:
“I say, ‘That’s it, no more — go to the Scientology website’. I think I could have handled things better. I came across as arrogant and I didn’t communicate well.”

So, essentially, Tom Cruise just said Katie Holmes is out of shape because she can’t keep up with him, but it’s cool because she’s going to be pregnant soon anyway. Tom Cruise, ladies. So empowering. So dreamy. *sigh*

Photos: Splash News

  1. Nicky

    Looking great there!

  2. Chef

    Mr. Mussels! I believe your web site is stuck on page one.

  3. stuh eph

    hot shoes; terrible outfit katie.

  4. stuh eph

    hot shoes; terrible outfit, katie

  5. stuh eph

    hot shoes; terrible outfit, katie

  6. stuh eph

    hot shoes; terrible outfit, katie

  7. jaybone

    What a sweet kid! Tom knows that dudes cant get pregnant….right?

  8. Mo

    Is it just me or is Katie Holmes starting to look like Jon Meyer? Just sayin.

  9. Mike

    He wants ten kids so that he’ll have ten viewers for Valkyrie!


  11. ConnieCorleone

    Does anyone else think he’s had “work” done? He looks leagues better than he has in years. Almost doable. …Almost.

  12. Jumpin_J

    “I mean, c’mon, he didn’t kill her acting career for nothing.” Hold it, Phish. I saw her on Broadway in All My Sons, and I can honestly say it the first thing I ever saw her in where I didn’t break out in a rash. In fact, she actually showed some real acting chops. I have to give her props for doing a decent job in a really tough play. I can actually kinda like her now. Go fig.

  13. Of course he wants ten kids too, thats why Hollywood is failing, (no original thoughts) everyone have to do what the jones are doing…btw that outfit would look better on Kim Kardashing, those thighs would look so juicy…

  14. sheana

    omg, that outfit has got to make the #1 worst dressed of 08. celebs apparently can’t get away with everything afterall.

  15. AteIsEnough

    It seems that Zoltron can’t say much about his lunacy other than…”I think I could have handled things better. I came across as arrogant and I didn’t communicate well.” He’s pulled that excuse out of his ass a few times this last year. He is a control freak, and a actor with limited range – same expression, same reaction, same look…same blah blah blah. Every time this arrogant nut-job opens his mouth, I dislike him that much more. Get into your spaceship and disappear please…that is of course, if you can fit your gigantic head through the door. Valkyrie had better bomb, bring him down a notch!!

  16. p0nk

    is this a promo for Valkyrie or Enzyte (pic #4)?

  17. Plobes

    GET OVER YOURSELF you little trolldick!!!

  18. mensa

    damn, tom looks good. too bad he’s still insane.

  19. The world needs more kids. Only the wealthy and beautiful should reproduce like the chosen kids of pitt-jolie!

  20. bakinmycake

    10 midgets maybe…

  21. Jacky’s been calling this for a minute now!

  22. AndrewMacCloud

    This is nuts! Let’s hope Katie reads this interview , and realises she’ll be pregnant for the next 10 years and cuts off Tom his balls in time

  23. woodhorse

    Yep. That’s what I always say. My God it’s him! Just keep telling yourself that shit Tom.


  24. This Poster

    Anyone posting after This Poster sucks on Tom Cruise’s impotent midget penis and has nothing to swallow from it.

  25. Tommy’s trying to produce enough children to fill up the theatres for ‘the Valkyrie’. God knows they’re not going to fill up on their own.

  26. This Poster

    Nevermind my post #25, I’m obsessed with cocks, giving head and licking balls. So, considering my mental illness, just ignore me., Thank you and my apologies for being a douchebag and a shitstain.

  27. Alphonse

    #27 It’s Ok. We all knew that you and your mother are douchebags

  28. TCLTC

    “If I’m worried about anything, it’s if she can keep up with me. I’m very active.”

    What he’s trying to say is that very few people can handle the sheer volume of cocks Tom Cruise has ramrodding in and out of his ass daily and the number of cocks shoved into his mouth regularly.

    For Katies sake, let’s hope she can’t keep up with him. They don’t call him Deep Butt for nothing.

  29. NastyBedazzler

    Person life aside Tom Cruise is an excellent actor and has an eye for choosing good scripts.

    He’s still one of my favorite actors, even if he is a tad crazy in his personal life.

  30. soahc

    Valkyrie was great. Really good film.

    Tom Cruise has had cheek implants. Either that or he is on growth hormone.

  31. my comment

    She’s absorbing all of his crazy. Just look at the way she dresses…

  32. dew

    “I came across as arrogant…”

    No — You came across as a raving, lunatic nut-bag!

    Katie keeps trying to out-do herself with uglier, and uglier outfits. Win!

  33. friendlyfires

    for the umpteenth time in film history UA is going down in flames – you hear that? – that spinning? – it’s Chaplin, Pickford, Fairbanks, et alia spinning like turbines – dead men spininng

  34. Tom K

    Katie Holmes has nice legs!

    …………….tommy boy himself!!

  36. GG1000

    yes, Tom, people do say “Oh My God, it’s him” but it’s because you’re a raving lunatic nutcase and you scare the crap out of them. I’d say that, too, if you walked into my son’s Cub Scout meeting; then I’d grab my kid and run like hell.

  37. AnnaDraconida

    *something* looks different about him. I can’t put my finger on it, but the change is definitely there.

  38. Master of The Obvious

    #38 – one word that describes his new look might be “vapid”. Other words to describe Tom are vacant, plastic, remote, code Britney, I totally suck in Tropic Thunder, scary-assed scientologist, I’m takin’ all her shoes and impregnating Katy with my seed 9 more times so she can never get away from me bat-shit crazy,

  39. john

    Great just what the world needs 10 egos the size of Baltimore running around with no talent. I guess Tom figures since he cant make money making movies he will just sell the photo rights to 10 more bastard kids, oh wait he finally married that brain washed pixie! They will make one hell of a special olympics basketball team!

  40. mytwocents

    what straight man’s face is that freakin perfect???????????????

    I mean it looks like he waxes or gets laser and he gets facials along with maybe injectables…geeesh how unattractive for a man

  41. terry

    That is your typical trying to save your career bullshit.
    Anyway, katie needs a fat dick in her ass. She needs to get pounded so hard and then ate out like a brother working a plate of baby backs.
    I’m just saying ‘ u’

  42. FutureAxeMurderer

    The only person who killed her career was her.
    What else did she think would happen once that interview of her Cult-Fag husband got out? I mean seriously. By now everyone and their grandmothers dog has to have seen that.
    Nut job anyone?
    I mean hell, why else do you think they didn’t use her for the Dark Knght.

    Give me a fucking break.
    Someone needs to do humanity a favor and put a bullet in both of them.

  43. Laughing All the Way to the Bank

    The difference between Tom Cruise and everyone else is that he’s so rich, you can’t touch him. You can’t say shit, you can’t do shit, and hell yes, he’ll have his lawyers fuck you up for the rest of your life. Call him midget, gay, Scientology-crazed blah blah all you want … but he’ll still richer and better-looking and able to get de womminfolks you bitch-ass small-cock motherfuckers won’t . He’s small … and so are your dicks.

    The end.

  44. jt

    you came across arrogant because you are arrogant, you douchebag.

  45. “I mean, come on, he did not kill her acting career for nothing.” Hold it, Phish. I saw him on Broadway in All My Sons, and I honestly think the first thing I ever did not break into a rash where I saw him say in the can. In fact, he actually showed some real acting chops. I play a lot harder to do a good job is to support him. Now I actually kinda like him can.

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